Universal Love Brainstorming ideas for Kochie’s & Ken’s future book deals

[Sewer de Lance]

Since both Koch & Ken have given us so much over the years, I thought it might be a good time to repay the favour by coming up with some original titles for their future book deals. Let’s help them out shall we.

“How to become a professional bullshitter in 5 easy steps” - David Koch

“Sunrise over Alberton” - an edge of your seat, hijacking thriller New York Times

“Dogs, Donna & Doughnuts” - a modern day love story.

“Learnings” - how to profit while being unsuccessful.

 

[powerfan07]

Zero - A story of coke and grand final appearances by Ken Hinkley

 

[Powerade 08]

Zero Coke and Zero Clue - The story of a ferkwit campaigner campaigner

 

[Sewer de Lance]

McEntee & I - A modern day coming out story.

3 Premierships in 5 Years - the Dynasty that never was.

Deckchairs - coaching done right

The Little Battler Club from Alberton - How to piss away 150 years of tradition in an instant.

 

[Grave Danger]

All Quiet on the Grand Finals Front

 

[Peninsula Boy]

Ken and Kochie - the weakest links in a circle jerk of losers.

 

[DaTBird187]

How to lose friends and hoodwink people.

 

[AdamMarrett]

David Koch and Ken Hinkley: Two Men, One Football Club.

 

[gtrxuone]

Book titled
Diving into the Abyss

 

[Doctor Feel]

Two Bald Men

 

[scotty13]

Ken and Koch - Destroying a club to keep our affair silent.

 

[JimmyBC]

Glazed Donuts: the story of our love

 

[KrispyKremeMullanikka]

How to be the greatest con artist ever

 

[KrispyKremeMullanikka]

How to be a Con Artist for dummies

 

[KrispyKremeMullanikka]

The Snake Oil Salesman

 

[KrispyKremeMullanikka]

Koch Ken and Davies : The deceitful duo

 

[KrispyKremeMullanikka]

Learning: The Ken Hinkley story

 

[SonOfKek]

Weaponised Autism: David Koch vs the world.

 

[davesnothere]

Journey to the centre of the premiership table.


The story of the search for mediocrity by David Koch following the path of non performance laid down by the fabled master of ordinariness Ken Hinkley.

 

[davesnothere]

Hinkenstien.


The story of mad scientist Ken Hinkenstien and with the assistance of his minion David Koch attempt to create a football side out of the dead flesh of opposition clubs. Tragically doomed to failure without being able to find a heart.

 

[Launchpad McQuack]

Learning Difficulties: The Ken Hinkley story

EFA

 

[EskimoPAFC]

The Mighty Cucks

 

[Prison bar Pete]

June Messiah

 

[TazD]

How to put up with an ungrateful fan base.

 

[Sewer de Lance]

Oppenheimer II - How to level an entire club without using atoms

The Power of the Fetish - a torrid tale of one journalists (Whateley) crusade against the lunatic fringe.

The Syndicate - an unimaginable story of fraud, blatant conflicts of interest, greed & utter incompetence. Time said “….if true, we now owe Bernie Madoff an apology”.