flggr BREAKING NEWS: Kardinia Park's state-of-the-art new stand to be named the 'JOEL SELWOOD STAND', forever immortalising the captain. OUR captain.

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Now we resume after that rude interruption. Picture yourself walking through the Hallowed Halls, and out through the gate you catch a glimpse of the Hallowed Turf on the horizon. Round 1 tickets are already on sale as of today - you don't want to miss the grand opening.

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I see you have a museum down in the bowels of your boutique stadium. It will be nice to have somewhere to display those 1800's VFA trophies, there are trophies aren't there, flags, something?
 
I see you have a museum down in the bowels of your boutique stadium. It will be nice to have somewhere to display those 1800's VFA trophies, there are trophies aren't there, flags, something?
You're thinking of the aptly named Premiership Stand. Pretty much the polar opposite end of the ground to the Joel Selwood Stand. Another beautiful stand.
 

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Now we move on to the concourse. Unlike some others, Kardinia Park is fully connected, meaning there's none of that having to leave the ground and enter via different entrances to access certain parts of the stadium that plagues lesser facilities.

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Looks like The Fat Controller is about to pop out of the loo, is this a stadium or Thomas the Tank engine’s bachelor pad? 🤣
 
Is there even a single building higher than 3 stories in this so called ‘city’? :$
Paris has a law against buildings of greater than 4 storeys in the beautiful historic centre. If you ever have the opportunity to look at the view from the Eiffel Tower - something you’ve obviously never had, you poor deprived pleb - you’d see not a single skyscraper poking its head up.

Geelong is closer in appearance to Paris than Melbourne could ever hope to be - our magnificent stadium just tops the vista off perfectly.
 
Paris has a law against buildings of greater than 4 storeys in the beautiful historic centre. If you ever have the opportunity to look at the view from the Eiffel Tower - something you’ve obviously never had, you poor deprived pleb - you’d see not a single skyscraper poking its head up.

Geelong is closer in appearance to Paris than Melbourne could ever hope to be - our magnificent stadium just tops the vista off perfectly.
I actually own travel agencies. I’ll be sure to try and cross sell my clients to Geelong the next time they ask to go to Paris :$
 
I actually own travel agencies. I’ll be sure to try and cross sell my clients to Geelong the next time they ask to go to Paris :$
Your jab at Geelong is a clear case of penile compensation, i.e. my buildings are bigger than yours and make up for my physical deficiencies. You have a severe case of small-man syndrome - unfortunately there is no cure.

I’ve never noticed many French people in Melbourne. Why would they bother? 🤌
 
Your jab at Geelong is a clear case of penile compensation, i.e. my buildings are bigger than yours and make up for my physical deficiencies. You have a severe case of small-man syndrome - unfortunately there is no cure.

I’ve never noticed many French people in Melbourne. Why would they bother? 🤌
I don’t live in Melbourne :shrug:
 

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Whereas 13thmond has a beautiful drug shooting centre to impress the tourists 🙀
Well it is a newer and cleaner facility than the Richmond train station so you cant say we arent trying, drug tourists are big money, seems the Dees have gone more upmarket than the Tiges and Cats, no surprises there.
 

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flggr BREAKING NEWS: Kardinia Park's state-of-the-art new stand to be named the 'JOEL SELWOOD STAND', forever immortalising the captain. OUR captain.

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