Off-topic Breaking News Story: Living in Geelong. What's it really like?

[Tiger2709]

Try not to trip over any of our 17 premierships.

Wait, you're not attending one of Geelong's rehab centers, are you?

Id love to see a picture of the "17" Premiership cups just so AP can be sure not to trip over them.

Isn't every home in Geelong a rehab center?

 

[James Colorado]

Got dragged there by an ex once. Nearly fell asleep walking through there

At least you would've found something comfy to fall onto.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

A meth-induced coma?

 

[Frank Thring]

If you need to renew your Vape, go to the Smoko shop on Little Malop before it gets bombed

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

If you need to renew your Vape, go to the Smoko shop on Little Malop before it gets bombed

Thanyou, I hadn't thought about that yet. They are still easy to get in Melbourne.

 

[FurTheWin]

A month.
I didn't know Barwon did short stays, Scrotes.
What did they get you for?

 

[frggr]

You'll have to get used to the local team winning a lot.

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

I've arrived. Newtown must be an affluent suburb because I haveb't seen any meth heads yet.
There was an old man being a sticky beak looking at the garden and that creeped me out a bit, but otherwise I'm safe for the moment.

 

[Scully2GWS UMAD]

I've arrived. Newtown must be an affluent suburb because I haveb't seen any meth heads yet.
There was an old man being a sticky beak looking at the garden and that creeped me out a bit, but otherwise I'm safe for the moment.

Look, going outside might not be for everyone, but just go slowly and you'll hopefully get used to seeing other people doing stuff in real life.

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

Look, going outside might not be for everyone, but just go slowly and you'll hopefully get used to seeing other people doing stuff in real life.

Ok chubby, thanks for the tip. Where can I get vapes in Geelong?

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

I always get a food order on the first day. I wanted a pizza but all the ratings were bad.
I got a dhal with rice, a chilli naan and some pappadams.
The daal was $24! Why is Geelong so overpriced?

 

[Seethus]

I always get a food order on the first day. I wanted a pizza but all the ratings were bad.
I got a dhal with rice, a chilli naan and some pappadams.
The daal was $24! Why is Geelong so overpriced?

This is Bay 13, not facebook. we dont need your personal ramblings.

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

This is Bay 13, not facebook. we dont need your personal ramblings.

Listen mate, I am living in a hellish town full of drug addicts so go easy ffs.

 

[STPer18]

Newtown is genuinely classier than 90% of Melshit.

 

[FurTheWin]

I always get a food order on the first day. I wanted a pizza but all the ratings were bad.
I got a dhal with rice, a chilli naan and some pappadams.
The daal was $24! Why is Geelong so overpriced?

Maybe walking into a Hindu-run joint wearing a flag had something to do with it

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

Maybe walking into a Hindu-run joint wearing a flag had something to do with it

Yeah nah got it delivered

 

[mcgrath_truther]

I always get a food order on the first day. I wanted a pizza but all the ratings were bad.
I got a dhal with rice, a chilli naan and some pappadams.
The daal was $24! Why is Geelong so overpriced?

there’s this low key place called mcdonald’s which might be more your speed m8

 

[Scully2GWS UMAD]

Ok chubby, thanks for the tip. Where can I get vapes in Geelong?

You vape? anyone ever told you how stupid you look sucking on that smoking pole?

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

You vape? anyone ever told you how stupid you look sucking on that smoking pole?

Better than ciggies

 

[Chronz]

Geelong hey? Well at least you're not in Broken Hill levels of weird campaigners.

 

[frggr]

there’s this low key place called mcdonald’s which might be more your speed m8

You can order the Mac Andrew. It arrives late, but god does it deliver the goods.

 

[frggr]

Geelong hey? Well at least you're not in Broken Hill levels of weird campaigners.

Isn't Taylor Walker from Broken Hil....oh yeah

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Geelong hey? Well at least you're not in Broken Hill levels of weird campaigners.

Yep definitely...

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

Yep definitely...

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I ate at that Darryn Lyons pub and it was tacky.

 

[Chronz]

Yep definitely...

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Fascinating creatures.