True story.
My sister, who is also a Port supporter, was working as the manager of Vodafone Elizabeth store in 2003 where they were having two Port players coming in for a signing session.
In walks a young bloke whose thighs barely made it through the doorway. He walks up to the counter and says "Hi, I'm here for the player signing".
My sister replies "Sorry the players aren't here yet. However if you want you can take a look around. They should be here any minute"...
It was a week before her wedding and she had been up all hours organizing things at the last minute. Still we don't let her forget that often
My sister, who is also a Port supporter, was working as the manager of Vodafone Elizabeth store in 2003 where they were having two Port players coming in for a signing session.
In walks a young bloke whose thighs barely made it through the doorway. He walks up to the counter and says "Hi, I'm here for the player signing".
My sister replies "Sorry the players aren't here yet. However if you want you can take a look around. They should be here any minute"...
It was a week before her wedding and she had been up all hours organizing things at the last minute. Still we don't let her forget that often
