What about this then, (from Saintsrfreak), or something along these lines?
St Kilda Lose: Cripps and pick 24. Gain: Brown and pick 33
Essendon Lose: Pears/Hooker and pick 33. Gain: Stevens and pick 24
West Coast Lose: Brown, Stevens. Gain: Cripps and Pears/Hooker
All 3 clubs could come out of a deal like that happy and all of Brown, Cripps, Stevens and Hooker/Pears get to go back to their home states. Potentially 7 happy parties right there.