Bruce William McAvaney - The always updating Quotes Thread

[Masked Magician]

During the year whenever you hear some of Bruce's special quotes please feel free to post them.

I have a couple to start us off.

"Ohhh they're gonna be something arn't they? the DEES are gonna be something"

"when you see them play like this you feel like you wanna barrack for carlton dont you do you feel like that as an old essendon man you wanna barrack for carlton today"

"The Swans at the moment they must feel like they're in a canoe with a tsunami approaching"

"Loads up goes long, talk about exclamation mark"

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

"Wouldn't you like to be tackled by Juddy?"

 

[augiewaz]

You just get the feeling this is gonna be a long thread, don't you?

 

[moogerfooger]

This is gonna be a long thread!

yes it is, isn't it?

 

[Smoooothy]

inb4delicious

 

[twerk4reep]

You just get the feeling this is gonna be a long thread, don't you?

efa

 

[Hodgepodge]

"The Swans at the moment they must feel like they're in a canoe with a tsunami approaching"

That's actually not a bad one - he probably stole it from Dennis.

 

[Hodgepodge]

 

[Stevi_Tigers]

Fapping over Cyril

 

[Nostradumbass]

 

[Sylvia Saint]

paraphrasing but during the Geelong vs Hawks prelim last year, after Steve Johnson narrowly missed his 4th goal early on.

"Ohhhhh I wanted him to kick that. Not because I want Geelong to win... because I LOVE HIM!!!!"

 

[bloodpumpsRnB]

I don't think he's such a great commentator.

 

[Nostradumbass]

Bruse

 

[Demonoid]

Yarran Yarran Yarran...still Yarran...cheeky little bounce...oooh well done...runs towards goal...its a chance....its as good as you'll ever see!

 

[richoatthedisco]

Out of bounds.

 

[doug85]

What's the deal with Bruce's constant share trading metaphors?

 

[JUBJUB]

Is Bruce a fan of The Newsroom ?
In the 3rd qtr on Friday he said "Will McAvoy" was a late withdrawal for Hawthorn

 

[Billy ray]

"I just want to get oiled up with the boys."

He hasn't verbalised it, but that's what he is thinking...

 

[Engimal]

"He will caress it down someone's throat!"

Regarding Cyril kicking into the forward 50.

 

[Borry]

"He will caress it down someone's throat!"

Regarding Cyril kicking into the forward 50.

Bruce might be getting a hard on and referring to himself in the third person

 

[SHAKESPEARE]

"He will caress it down someone's throat!"

Regarding Cyril kicking into the forward 50.

Just watched that on the replay.

Bruce gave me a chubby

 

[swans95]

The pet-name that he has for Paul Puopolo, "Poppy."

That weirds me right out

 

[charcoalchicken]

"He will caress it down someone's throat!"

Regarding Cyril kicking into the forward 50.

haha yeah he sounded like he was getting sexually excited during that call and after the goal was kicked it was like he came and went "ahhhhhhhhhww"

It cracked me up when I saw it

It's number 7 on here starts around the 0:57 mark

 

[BigVic]

Speciallllllllll

 

[Mighty Eagles]

Just get the feeling...