Backfire Bye Bye Steggles - Who will Tyson Stengle play for in 2025 after he tells Geelong to GAGF ?

[Elmer_Hauser]

Unfortunately I am certain it's either a cashed up Essingtin or an even more loaded and desperate St Kilda ..

Unfortunately for Cats fans, the dreariness and soul sucking experience of living down at Geelong/Corio has caught up with the Chicken Man, and has moved back to Melbourne some time ago.

Take it to the bank he will be playing for another Vic club next season and beyond.

#ElmersGoodOil
#ImpeccebaleTrackRecord

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Apparently he’s the games elite small forwards must be non-binary

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

#ImpeccebaleTrackRecord

Let’s examine this hypothesis…

Ask zackah and Essingtin . They always struggle against the Purple Haze

#ElmersGoodOil

Hearing whispers from a reliable source in
the media that Dustin Martin is set to pull the pin and retire just after Christmas
#ElmersGoodOil#StayedTuned

Looking fowards to Spreaders massive meltdown when Essingtin beat The Filth on Anzac Day in 2024

#ElmersGoodOil

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[STPer18]

Which nothing club will root their cap for Geelong's sloppy seconds?

 

[TheEscapeClub]

Part of the deal for getting mad Geelong supporter Harley Reid to the Cattery.

A rookie and their next two firsts for a premiership winning, two time All Australian.

 

[AvantGardener]

They dont have much luck with gun small forwards.

First Fogarty, now Stengle.

 

[zackah]

Steggles next year and Reid the year after with our salary cap chest due to paying McKay about $500k per season from here on in on his front loaded contract

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[AvantGardener]

Steggles next year and Reid the year after with our salary cap chest due to paying McKay about $500k per season from here on in on his front loaded contract

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Paying McKay $500k per season is something to gloat about? Think you will find most clubs have about 40 players on the list they are paying market value for.

 

[Cold Sober]

Unfortunately I am certain it's either a cashed up Essingtin or an even more loaded and desperate St Kilda ..

Unfortunately for Cats fans, the dreariness and soul sucking experience of living down at Geelong/Corio has caught up with the Chicken Man, and has moved back to Melbourne some time ago.

Take it to the bank he will be playing for another Vic club next season and beyond.

#ElmersGoodOil
#ImpeccebaleTrackRecord

Good footballer but, not worth the money thrown around.
Ess can get by without him.

 

[zackah]

Paying McKay $500k per season is something to gloat about? Think you will find most clubs have about 40 players on the list they are paying market value for.

You mean basically the AFL average salary? Yeah I'd say that's ok.







I have no idea what we are paying him from next year but that's besides the point

 

[AvantGardener]

You mean basically the AFL average salary? Yeah I'd say that's ok.







I have no idea what we are paying him from next year but that's besides the point

Well yeah average players get average salaries

 

[V_23]

You mean basically the AFL average salary? Yeah I'd say that's ok.







I have no idea what we are paying him from next year but that's besides the point

About 1.4 million times your mod salary

 

[zackah]

About 1.4 million times your mod salary

Chief has promised me a payrise so GAGF


Chief ? Did you miss the email with my new bank details?

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Chief is only the middle man of BF.

Zackah's cheques are paid for and signed off by Gordy Groves and his Crypto Coin Empire.

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

Don't blame Tyson for wanting a trade, Geelong are paying him sfa and yet paying Hawkins half a million dollars.

 

[FurTheWin]

Don't blame Tyson for wanting a trade, Geelong are paying him sfa and yet paying Hawkins half a million dollars.

Sounds like a bit of cap space opening up when the mighty Tomahawk hangs em up at the end of the year

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

^Tubbs should have done the right thing and killed the pin before the MSD

I have no idea what we are paying him from next year but that's besides the point

$1.1m next year and $1m in 2026

So it will be 2027 until he’s getting paid what he’s worth, by which time he’ll be ready to retire

 

[FootyLad0]

Sounds like a bit of cap space opening up when the mighty Tomahawk hangs em up at the end of the year

Along with Stanley, Rohan, Duncan, 2E etc

A perfect amount to add Bailey Smith, Andrew Brayshaw next year and Mason "Off the scrap heap" Wood for a bag of chips

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Don't blame Tyson for wanting a trade, Geelong are paying him sfa and yet paying Hawkins half a million dollars.

He is an Unrestricted Free Agent. No trade required

 

[FootyLad0]

They dont have much luck with gun small forwards.

First Fogarty, now Stengle.

Who's the first one? Is that like 'gun' small forward Zac Williams?

 

[FootyLad0]

Good footballer but, not worth the money thrown around.
Ess can get by without him.

Get ready to back up the money truck mate.

 

[Lunchlady Doris]

You beauty, got small forward talent stacked up in the all conquering VFL team.

Nice injection of talent and salary cap space exactly what we need.

 

[Lunchlady Doris]

They dont have much luck with gun small forwards.

First Fogarty, now Stengle.

The Crows bloke? Never had him in the first place.

 

[AvantGardener]

Who's the first one? Is that like 'gun' small forward Zac Williams?

Averages 3 goals a game when playing forward. Gun indeed

 

[AvantGardener]

The Crows bloke? Never had him in the first place.

Played 15 games his first year

Then you ****ed him as you don't know how to produce and nurture young talent.

We've got him firing again.