THE PLAYER XXXXXXXXX TELLS RICHMOND TO GAGF MEGATHREAD

[Kipz]

Oh, we'll be OK. We have good talent spotters. We didn't build our premiership era on AFL handouts.

We picked up Dylan Grimes in the 2009 pre-season draft after every other club passed (including Melbourne who had previously drafted his brother with pick 14). Club captain, B&F, 3-time premiership player.
Pre season 2010 - Bachar Houli. 26 games in 4 years at Essendon. Goes to Richmond - plays 88 games in next 4 years. Nearly wins 2xNormies. Thanks Bumblers.
In the 2014 Rookie draft (ie players no one else wanted), we got:
Kane Lambert (under Carlton's noses for 3 years at Preston, including winning the B&F there).
Jason Castagna (under Carlton's noses for 2 years at Preston. 3-time premiership player).
Jayden Short - B&F in a premiership year (2020).
Ivan Soldo (premiership player - would have been 2, but for injury).

In 2016, we took Nathan Broad ND Pick 67 - played 4 years WAFL . WC & Freo not interested. 3-time premiership player.

A few clever trades:
Shaun Grigg for Andy Collins (thanks Carlton - again).
Toby Nankervis - 4th best ruckman at Sydney (thanks, Swans). Club captain, 3-time premiership player.
Josh Caddy (former top-10 draft pick - thanks Geelong).

One big trade (Prestia)
One Free agent (Lynch).

Aaaaaaand - we're done. 3 premierships, thanks.

We'll be OK.

Just to prove my point on it being the weakest period in the AFL timeline.. None of those names are really one's you'd remember off the top of your head in 10-15 years. A few even caused me to chuckle

 

[Meteoric Rise]

Just to prove my point on it being the weakest period in the AFL timeline.. None of those names are really one's you'd remember off the top of your head in 10-15 years. A few even caused me to chuckle

They will be remembered by footy fans through time immemorial as members of the team with the greatest Grand Final percentage(222%) of any team to play multiple Grand Finals in the history of the competition. And denounced by the likes of you for the mortal sin of being....Just. Too. Good.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Every other club will be lining up to ream Richmond at the trade table this year.

 

[Shinboner roo]

We started in VFL/AFL way before lolnorf yet here it is their spoon count.

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Please keep it on track, this fred is about Richmond

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Hard, lonely times ahead

Fortunately they’ve just been through the same so, microwaves and the phone number of manure providers at the ready, they know what to do

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Please keep it on track, this fred is about Richmond

I'm making it about lolnorf now.

 

[Meteoric Rise]

"The Wanderer", Dion Prestia

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Dion Prestia

Age

32

Ht

175cm

Wt

84kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

24.1

5star

K

12.7

5star

HB

11.4

5star

M

3.1

3star

T

4.4

5star

CL

4.6

5star

D

21.2

5star

K

10.4

4star

HB

10.8

5star

M

2.4

3star

T

4.2

5star

CL

3.2

4star

D

12.8

4star

K

6.0

3star

HB

6.8

5star

M

3.2

4star

T

3.0

5star

CL

1.4

4star

Premiership season B & F winner officially tells Premiershipmond not to GAGF.

Jack "Lack" Lukosius

Player not found

and his million dollar salary and picks 6 & 13 are strongly considering telling the normally Tightarsegers not to GAGF.

More updates as they come to hand.

 

[frggr]

"The Wanderer", Dion Prestia Premiership season B & F winner officially tells Premiershipmond not to GAGF.

Jack "Lack" Lukosius and his million dollar salary and picks 6 & 13 are strongly considering telling the normally Tightarsegers not to GAGF.

More updates as they come to hand.

Gold Coast don't want high end picks. They've got academy kids

 

[Meteoric Rise]

Gold Coast don't want high end picks. They've got academy kids

Good time for Dynastymond to be doing business with them then.

 

[frggr]

Good time for Dynastymond to be doing business with them then.

Fortunately

 

[FurTheWin]

Good time for Dynastymond to be doing business with them then.

*Spoonastymond

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Good time for Dynastymond to be doing business with them then.

Pick 6 for Daniel make it happen please.

 

[Triggering Tiger]

*Spoonastymond

#6firstroundersmond

 

[FurTheWin]

#6firstroundersmond

Just keep the young lad stuff on that drive in your basement, George.

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Just keep the young lad stuff on that drive in your basement, George.

Sure young lady.

 

[Kabanna]

Oh, we'll be OK. We have good talent spotters. We didn't build our premiership era on AFL handouts.

We picked up Dylan Grimes in the 2009 pre-season draft after every other club passed (including Melbourne who had previously drafted his brother with pick 14). Club captain, B&F, 3-time premiership player.
Pre season 2010 - Bachar Houli. 26 games in 4 years at Essendon. Goes to Richmond - plays 88 games in next 4 years. Nearly wins 2xNormies. Thanks Bumblers.
In the 2014 Rookie draft (ie players no one else wanted), we got:
Kane Lambert (under Carlton's noses for 3 years at Preston, including winning the B&F there).
Jason Castagna (under Carlton's noses for 2 years at Preston. 3-time premiership player).
Jayden Short - B&F in a premiership year (2020).
Ivan Soldo (premiership player - would have been 2, but for injury).

In 2016, we took Nathan Broad ND Pick 67 - played 4 years WAFL . WC & Freo not interested. 3-time premiership player.

A few clever trades:
Shaun Grigg for Andy Collins (thanks Carlton - again).
Toby Nankervis - 4th best ruckman at Sydney (thanks, Swans). Club captain, 3-time premiership player.
Josh Caddy (former top-10 draft pick - thanks Geelong).

One big trade (Prestia)
One Free agent (Lynch).

Aaaaaaand - we're done. 3 premierships, thanks.

We'll be OK.

That’s only because few shittrucks and a loooot of money will get a big 4 club a premiership these days!

 

[Meteoric Rise]

That’s only because few shittrucks and a loooot of money will get a big 4 club a premiership these days!

Ok, so when that truck dumped Chicken shit at the Swinburne it actually helped us win premierships.....

 

[Kabanna]

Ok, so when that truck dumped Chicken shit at the Swinburne it actually helped us win premierships.....

Buy premierships mate. You didn’t win them, you bought them. Look what’s happened now the money’s run out lol.

 

[Meteoric Rise]

Buy premierships mate. You didn’t win them, you bought them. Look what’s happened now the money’s run out lol.

Shame you guys haven't been able to afford one in recent years.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

That’s only because few shittrucks and a loooot of money will get a big 4 club a premiership these days!

Whereas 20 years ago a looooot of AFL concessions would buy you a 3peat

 

[Kabanna]

Shame you guys haven't been able to afford one in recent years.

So I guess this means you’re admitting your bought flags weren’t that recent?

 

[Meteoric Rise]

So I guess this means you’re admitting your bought flags weren’t that recent?

If you can purchase flags...how much did that fake arc-gate final win cost you lot?

 

[Kabanna]

If you can purchase flags...how much did that fake arc-gate final win cost you lot?

I wouldn’t know.. we didn’t buy it lol

 

[Meteoric Rise]

I wouldn’t know.. we didn’t buy it lol

So explain how this process of buying Premierships works....I want one.

 

[Kabanna]

So explain how this process of buying Premierships works....I want one.

… but you have 13 already!