Fixture Carlton 2024 Preview - No 4 Oliver 'Bergkamp' Hollands aka The Dutch Destroyer

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Holland has kicked more finals goals than Hollands AND both Curnows combined

Comparing a guy who has finished his career to a guy just starting out

Just to be clear… that’s Hollands+Ed Curnow+Chuckles ‘Coleman’ Curnow

So I’m comparing 2 guys whose careers are over, and adding 2 current players to your side of the ledger

155 games versus 345 and still behind

FARKIN’ LOL

 

[hawkman]

Are we at the sack Vossy stage yet?

 

[augie]

Did I just see Oli and Eli each get caught holding the ball within a minute of each other? Are they both ridiculously slow, or do they just lack awareness?

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Premiers huh?

 

[Coach_Required]

I'm convinced Blues flag favourites

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Straight setters spanked ‘em

Bit of payback there

 

[LightTower4]

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Straight setters spanked ‘em

Bit of payback there

Yeah/Nah. Praccy match. Watching them in the top 8 to drop out last round 2022 funnier. Both our teams contributed to that embarrassment

 

[Sqotty from office works]

Practice match.
A Hahahahaha.
Never change demons.
A Hahahahaha

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Practice match.
A Hahahahaha.
Never change demons.
A Hahahahaha

 

[V_23]

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Straight setters spanked ‘em

Bit of payback there

Yeah, nice “payback” beating us in a… pre-season match.

Not like the Dees had a tumultuous offseason and wanted to make some sort of statement.

 

[Feraligatr]

Carltons prelim defense off to a flying start

 

[Jazny]

Practice match.
A Hahahahaha.
Never change demons.
A Hahahahaha

You sound panicked!

 

[Tiger2709]

Carltons prelim defense off to a flying start

Getting ready for their GF in round 1, priorities.

 

[Tiger2709]

Did I just see Oli and Eli each get caught holding the ball within a minute of each other? Are they both ridiculously slow, or do they just lack awareness?

 

[Mofra]

Small plastic bags > paper bags

 

[Orange crush]

Jeez Holland’s got a face like a slapped arse …. Can’t football either

 

[the avoca drover]

Jeez Holland’s got a face like a slapped arse …. Can’t football either

Fits in well at Carlolton.

 

[Orange crush]

Fits in well at Carlolton.

Bluuuuz have 5 or 6 good footballers, but there are some mediocre lads in that 23

 

[STPer18]

Can smell what they're cooking, and again it smells like absolute shit.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Backfire tag please zackah Dinsdale

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Backfire tag please zackah Dinsdale

bump

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Backfire tag please zackah Dinsdale

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Backfire tag please zackah Dinsdale

This thread doesn't count as a backfire dumbass. Oli had a decent season trolly

 

[Sarcoidevo]

 

[frggr]

Elmo needs his thread creation privileges revoked.