Carlton Excuse Thread

[Rabish Binney]

The patriarchy
Aliens
Eve Plumb
God

Eve Plumb?? Of Brady Bunch fame?

Prefer Marcia myself…..

 

[Rabish Binney]

It was Tony Abbot’s fault

 

[Purple Suit]

Visy had covid supply issues and no paper bags to hand out “lunch” money.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Has anyone mentioned the weather yet?

Also I heard #carltonhaveinjuries

 

[FireKrakouer]

I blame all of this "rap music" the kids are into.

 

[The Sultan]

Think we take the Chris Scott

Chris Scott

Age

48

Ht

182cm

Wt

89kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

16.6

4star

K

11.2

4star

HB

5.4

4star

M

5.1

5star

T

1.6

4star

G

0.4

3star

No current season stats available

D

13.2

4star

K

10.2

4star

HB

3.0

3star

M

2.2

3star

T

2.8

5star

G

0.4

3star

approach. We are not making any excuses, but here's a few anyway.

 

[Cyclops]

Think we take the Chris Scott approach. We are not making any excuses, but here's a few anyway.

Hey that's the Collingwood way too! 'Well we're not going to use all the injuries we've had as a excuse. Three of our players being dropped behind play, well that's not pertinent. As for the umpires, well that's part of football [with the clear implication its not]. Every club has to come here to [cheat ground or long interstate trip] so that isn't really a factor". You end up thinking "how noble, when we had so many excuses!"

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Hey that's the Collingwood way too! 'Well we're not going to use all the injuries we've had as a excuse. Three of our players being dropped behind play, well that's not pertinent. As for the umpires, well that's part of football [with the clear implication its not]. Every club has to come here to [cheat ground or long interstate trip] so that isn't really a factor". You end up thinking "how noble, when we had so many excuses!"

I just laugh when the umps cheat Ginnivan, like, whatever we'll still win anyway lol
Are Carlton stupid or are they dumb do you think?

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Eve Plumb?? Of Brady Bunch fame?

Prefer Marcia myself…..

 

[List Choker]

We forgot their was another quarter to go.

 

[BringouttheGimp]

We were missing our 4th best midfielder.

 

[HAPPY CHEFFY]

Too much vanilla in the tiramisu.

 

[BringouttheGimp]

Ben Silvagni was delisted.

 

[brett15]

still coming to terms with it in their autopsy thread

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[Footy Is The Win]

Their uniforms shrunk in the wash

 

[RAPPA]

Footy world will thank Carlton. An opportunity to see a delicious straight set exit for the Pies.

 

[Bont2Bruce]

We thought if you finished 9th you still got to play in the finals

 

[Appin Vet]

The Constitution!

 

[HAPPY CHEFFY]

still coming to terms with it in their autopsy thread

Just read through about 100 pages of that today.

It’s over 2k posts now. Post #4 is pretty epic though.

 

[Penski]

A wizard did it

 

[HirdsTheWord]

Just read through about 100 pages of that today.

It’s over 2k posts now. Post #4 is pretty epic though.

It’s tough

Round 1-2 they thought they were in for GF.

Now they finish the same as Essendon. Not in the finals

 

[Lockyer24]

Just read through about 100 pages of that today.

It’s over 2k posts now. Post #4 is pretty epic though.

I’m off to “lurking like” every single one of them

 

[Footy Is The Win]

The moisture in the air.

 

[Laphroaig]

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Sack my cook as many times as required to be once for every tag.

 

[BringouttheGimp]

IKON Park surrounded by artificial landscaping.