Backfire Carlton Owen Watch

[Purple_Turtle]

Sunday already looming as an important season-defining game for Carlton, despite being a supposed finals-bound side facing an injury-stricken Freo at home. If they can't beat us who will they be able to?



Ladies and gentleman, I present Owen Watch.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Sunday already looming as an important season-defining game for Carlton, despite being a supposed finals-bound side facing an injury-stricken Freo at home. If they can't beat us who will they be able to?

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Ladies and gentleman, I present Owen Watch.

You support the biggest laughing stock in VFL/AFL history.

FREO WIN NO
FREO WIN NO
FREO ARE SO CRAP WE WIN NOTHING
EXCEPT IN COURT CASES FOF DRUGGED UP DOCKERS
FREO WIN NO
YOU TRADED MATTY LLOYD FOR GARBAGE !!!

 

[Purple_Turtle]

You support the biggest laughing stock in VFL/AFL history.

FREO WIN NO
FREO WIN NO
FREO ARE SO CRAP WE WIN NOTHING
EXCEPT IN COURT CASES FOF DRUGGED UP DOCKERS
FREO WIN NO
YOU TRADED MATTY LLOYD FOR GARBAGE !!!

5 wooden spoons in 20 years makes you the worst buddy. Imagine achieving less than Freo in the last two decades.

It's all good though. You'll still be wanking over footage from the umpires gifting you the Newnes game when we're in finals and you're starting another rebuild.

 

[hawkman]

There are a couple of better candidates to take care of Owen this season

 

[Purple_Turtle]

There are a couple of better candidates to take care of Owen this season

True, but Norf Owen Watch is less funny because we were expecting them to be bad.

 

[Stronzo]

I wish I was confident we were going to beat them. I don’t think they’ve looked that bad so far.

 

[Purple_Turtle]

I wish I was confident we were going to beat them. I don’t think they’ve looked that bad so far.

Third worst in league for scores against (barely ahead of Adelaide and North.)

Worst for scores conceded from turnovers.

Worst for pressure factor.

Worst for tackle differential.

Second worst for tackle efficiency.

At least they're giving AFL House what they want though; an ultra-aggressive gameplan that looks entertaining to neutrals because no effort is made to stop the other team scoring.

 

[HAPPY BUDDHA]

I wish I was confident we were going to beat them. I don’t think they’ve looked that bad so far.

Indeed they have at least been competitive. GWS were witches hats last week so this may be a true test for Freo this one.

Blooze highly favored too.

 

[Purple_Turtle]

Indeed they have at least been competitive. GWS were witches hats last week so this may be a true test for Freo this one.

Blooze highly favored too.

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If Carlton's pressure factor and tackle differential is worst in the league they're playing like witches hats anyway.

Example:

 

[Bleeeeeeeeep]

Third worst in league for scores against (barely ahead of Adelaide and North.)

Worst for scores conceded from turnovers.

Worst for pressure factor.

Worst for tackle differential.

Second worst for tackle efficiency.

At least they're giving AFL House what they want though; an ultra-aggressive gameplan that looks entertaining to neutrals because no effort is made to stop the other team scoring.

There is a team worse at stuff than us?

 

[Tyler Durden007]

If they can't beat the Purple Puefs, bulldoze the joint.

Bluez by 32 points. Lolmantle....

 

[A Cut Above]

Was the OP written from a Carlton supporter mindset? If so they've had two 'wins' already

 

[HAPPY BUDDHA]

If Carlton's pressure factor and tackle differential is worst in the league they're playing like witches hats anyway.

Example:

Very brazen statement based on a few mistakes. Are you insinuating it’s a definite win for Freo?

 

[Purple_Turtle]

Very brazen statement based on one passage of play. Are you insinuating it’s a definite win for Freo?

If Carlton play like that again I'd be very disappointed to lose.

It's not one passage of play. It's several passages of play illustrating what the stats say; Carlton don't put the work in defensively and their system repeatedly breaks down, allowing teams to waltz out of D50 at will and give excellent service without pressure to their forwards.

 

[HAPPY BUDDHA]

If Carlton play like that again I'd be very disappointed to lose.

It's not one passage of play. It's several passages of play illustrating what the stats say; Carlton don't put the work in defensively and their system repeatedly breaks down, allowing teams to waltz out of D50 at will and give excellent service without pressure to their forwards.

It’s a no brainer then. Get on now! Post a pic of your slip beforehand please.

 

[Carson Dial]

I for one won’t condone writing the Blues off as a runaway sh*t truck.






Unless we are 6 goals up with 2 minutes left to play

 

[Greenery]

Their a brilliant side these blues, although they've had a winless start to the season - again

 

[Grin]

Sunday already looming as an important season-defining game for Carlton, despite being a supposed finals-bound side.

They were never a finals-bound side. They're like Essendon: February premiers.
The media pump up their tyres every summer. But in Autumn reality starts to bite. Hard.

 

[Supreme_Chancellor]

There is a team worse at stuff than us?

 

[Grin]

True, but Norf Owen Watch is less funny because we were expecting them to be bad.

Me thinks most did expect Carlton to be pretty shit again this year. It's funny because they didn't. It's even more funny because it's just so predictable. It happens every year.

Never change Carlton

 

[Stronzo]

It’s a no brainer then. Get on now! Post a pic of your slip beforehand please.

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Gambling ruins lives buddy. Stop being an enabler.

 

[HAPPY BUDDHA]

Gambling ruins lives buddy.

So does drugs, alcohol & fast women. Your point?

Stop being an enabler.

I’m not holding anyone’s hand, Sir Knight.

 

[Stronzo]

So does drugs, alcohol & fast women. Your point?

Not holding anyone’s hand, Sir Knight.

Typical reckless attitude with a side serve of passive aggression. Charming.

You changed that sock out yet?

 

[HAPPY BUDDHA]

Typical reckless attitude with a side serve of passive aggression. Charming.

You changed that sock out yet?

Weak comeback with no substance.

You riding that white horse today or tomorrow?

 

[Stronzo]

Weak comeback with no substance.

You riding that white horse today or tomorrow?

At least the horse doesn't ride me.

How was that comeback old McDonald?