Think Tank Carlton's shocking finals record away from Melbourne since 1996

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The only thing that was ever keeping Carlton up was that they were bankrolled by rich crooks who used to just buy the best players and pay them with paper bags. Once the AFL entered the era of professionalism and higher scrutiny and they got rightfully done for salary cap rorting which they'd been doing for years it was all over for them as a club. Ever since then they've been an absolute basketcase but the delusional supporters act like their dusty VHS copies of grand final wins are proof of them being a great club.
 
at least they can console themselves that they finished above Collingwood on percentage.

that's deemed a winning season for perennial losers like Carlton
Annnnnd the thread is about Collingwood after 1 post.

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1996 Qualifying Final v Brisbane Bears @ Gabba - L
1996 Semi Final v West Coast @ Subiaco - L
1999 Qualifying Final vs Brisbane @ Gabba - L
2009 Elimination Final v Brisbane @ Gabba - L
2010 Elimination Final v Sydney @ ANZ Stadium - L
2011 Semi Final v West Coast @ Patersons Stadium - L
2013 Semi Final v Sydney @ ANZ Stadium - L
2023 Preliminary Final v Brisbane @ Gabba - L
2024 Elimination Final v Brisbane @ Gabba - L

0-9 record away from Melbourne.
Hmmm I wonder if interstate finals means a Melbourne club finished lower on the ladder... ?

If this thread is to be taken as the serious, scholarly investigation it so obviously is, we must analyse every possible angle. No matter how unlikely!
 

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