TooUglyForFugly
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Yeah ... they can go to Hell and that was just one of many reasons why.
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Brad_Scott
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I'm going to really get the boys up for this one tomorrow. We're going to do it for our brothers in the West. You bet.
I just hope we have a plan for Brodie Smith and his mates running out of our forward line. If we dont have that forward pressure from LT, Black, Brown, Petrie and Turner, then we will be beaten. I expect Turner to play that role, with more pressure than Boomer usually would.
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You ducks are so sad.
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Do it for Simmo
TooUglyForFugly
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And Rawlings.
TooUglyForFugly
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Combination of dumb and the naughty word?
Three footy fans were walking back from the MCG when one noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of Jolimont Road.
They stopped and discovered a nude female unconscious and near death so one of them phoned the police and also requested an ambulance.
Out of respect and propriety, the Hawthorn fan took off his cap and placed it over one of the female's breasts.
The Kangaroos fan took off his cap and placed it over her other breast.
Following their lead, but with great reluctance, the Eagles fan took off his cap and placed it over her girly part.
The police arrived first and an officer began to conduct his investigation.
First he lifted up the Hawks cap, replaced it and made an entry in his notebook.
Next, he lifted the Kangaroos cap and replaced it; making more notes in his book.
Then the officer lifted the Eagles cap, replaced it, lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a third time and replaced it one last time -shaking his head in disbelief.
The Eagles fan was extremely annoyed and challenged him, "What are you, a pervert or something mate? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and looking?"
"Well," said the officer, "I'm a little surprised and confused.
"Normally, when you look under a Eagles cap...
you'll find an arseh*le."
They stopped and discovered a nude female unconscious and near death so one of them phoned the police and also requested an ambulance.
Out of respect and propriety, the Hawthorn fan took off his cap and placed it over one of the female's breasts.
The Kangaroos fan took off his cap and placed it over her other breast.
Following their lead, but with great reluctance, the Eagles fan took off his cap and placed it over her girly part.
The police arrived first and an officer began to conduct his investigation.
First he lifted up the Hawks cap, replaced it and made an entry in his notebook.
Next, he lifted the Kangaroos cap and replaced it; making more notes in his book.
Then the officer lifted the Eagles cap, replaced it, lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a third time and replaced it one last time -shaking his head in disbelief.
The Eagles fan was extremely annoyed and challenged him, "What are you, a pervert or something mate? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and looking?"
"Well," said the officer, "I'm a little surprised and confused.
"Normally, when you look under a Eagles cap...
you'll find an arseh*le."
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Nailed it. WC fans popping out of the shadows under all manner of guises.
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TooUglyForFugly
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Well, yeah, I know. I was trying (and failed) to be clever.
And you can start with their captain.
He is clearly the worst in the league, but because of his toughness, is never criticized in the papers. I really hope he doesnt win a Brownlow, until he changes his style. He might warrant one after that, but not until the umpires stop giving him 5 or so free possessions each game for ducking into tackles.
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