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It went like this.

I'm in the kitchen. She is near table where the mac is.

"hey look at the pc, there's a post there. It's from the guy with the sick girl"
' oh the one with gland.......'


Pick where she saw the picture :D
 
vinum coupe said:
It went like this.

I'm in the kitchen. She is near table where the mac is.

"hey look at the pc, there's a post there. It's from the guy with the sick girl"
' oh the one with gland.......'


Pick where she saw the picture :D
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Haha

I take it your wife isn't a fan of the Reptile breed.

Mention the word spider and i'm gone.
 
She is a kiwi mate.

+ we've had 2 or 3 tigers in our backyard.

I'm not sure how many times you've been to NZ but they have nothing.

She hates mozzies.
Completely freaks at spiders.

If I leave the bedroom window open in summer she will not sleep in the room.
If there is a huntsman I am not allowed to go to bed until it is gone.
If I was tired I'd leave it alone in our bedroom all night if I could.

And I dont kill them. So when all those legs start going nuts she freaks out :)

I dont like spiders either. But I'd catch huntsman with my hands if I wasnt worried a leg would snap off.
 

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Ljp86 said:
Snakes on a mother****ing roof!!! :cool:
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The Austar technician got a nice surprise when he came to install the box.

He said there was quite a few in the roof, and plenty of skins that had been left as a result of shedding.

He just moved them out of the way.....an everyday occurrence apparently.
 
moondog21 said:
The Austar technician got a nice surprise when he came to install the box.

He said there was quite a few in the roof, and plenty of skins that had been left as a result of shedding.

He just moved them out of the way.....an everyday occurrence apparently.
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I assume you live out in the bush or in a semi-rural place. They've probably gone up there cause it's nice and warm and beats being out in the rain outside.

I live next to a park and we've gotten a few in our backyard over the years, nothing too massive though. We even got a scorpion once which the dog thought would be a good snack until we stopped her.
 
Ljp86 said:
I live next to a park and we've gotten a few in our backyard over the years, nothing too massive though. We even got a scorpion once which the dog thought would be a good snack until we stopped her.
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Rofl.

Gawd dogs are dumb- poor old Jake (BDP's dog) would eat the rubbish in the house and god knows what else.... in the end I think he ate a bee and he had to be put down. :(
 
I just quit smoking today......it could get interesting in the last quarter tomorrow night if the games close......i'm used to my 50 cigarettes during a Geelong game.
Put one out, light one up. haha
 
Oh Mr Magnum, where are you? :cool:

SUBIACO 3.3 8.4 12.5 18.5 (113)
SOUTH FREM 6.2 9.10 12.11 15.15 (105)

GOALS - SUBIACO: Broadhurst 6; Sinclair 4; Mahoney 3; Kerr 2; Waters, Wheeler, Hampson.
SOUTH FREMANTLE: Murphy 3; Schloithe, Tighe, Saunders, Woods 2; Bairstow, Grima, Collica, Bewick.

BEST - SUBIACO: Parker, Bristow, Broadhurst, Davidson, Sinclair, Pocklington.
SOUTH FREMANTLE: Cook, Miller, McGrath, Bairstow, Collica, Hayward.

:cool: :thumbsu:

Shell said:
Rofl.

Gawd dogs are dumb- poor old Jake (BDP's dog) would eat the rubbish in the house and god knows what else.... in the end I think he ate a bee and he had to be put down. :(
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Damn, that's no good. Yeah pets can be silly sometimes, a part of nature I guess.
 
moondog21 said:
I just quit smoking today......it could get interesting in the last quarter tomorrow night if the games close......i'm used to my 50 cigarettes during a Geelong game.
Put one out, light one up. haha
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Rofl, I guess you are back on the smokes again. :confused::p


****ing Pavlich bitch.
 
Shell said:
Rofl, I guess you are back on the smokes again. :confused::p


****ing Pavlich bitch.
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I'm still off the smokes, but i got extremely drunk last night for the first time in a long time and definitely don't feel the need to smoke today.

3 days and counting:thumbsu:
 
moondog21 said:
I'm still off the smokes, but i got extremely drunk last night for the first time in a long time and definitely don't feel the need to smoke today.

3 days and counting:thumbsu:
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Good stuff!!!! :thumbsu:

Theres a lady at work who is trying to quit, but I dont think its going well for her.

Cant understand what you're going thru, I've never even tried a cigarette, not even once and I dont intend to.
 

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Shell said:
Good stuff!!!! :thumbsu:

Theres a lady at work who is trying to quit, but I dont think its going well for her.

Cant understand what you're going thru, I've never even tried a cigarette, not even once and I dont intend to.
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It was something my daughter said to me "Dad i don't want you to die from smoking" now everytime i feel the need for a smoke, i replay that statement in my head and it disappears.
 
moondog21 said:
It was something my daughter said to me "Dad i don't want you to die from smoking" now everytime i feel the need for a smoke, i replay that statement in my head and it disappears.
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Aw. :(

(Did you tell her anyone can get lung cancer, not just smokers? :D)
 
Ljp86 said:
Oh Mr Magnum, where are you? :cool:

SUBIACO 3.3 8.4 12.5 18.5 (113)
SOUTH FREM 6.2 9.10 12.11 15.15 (105)

GOALS - SUBIACO: Broadhurst 6; Sinclair 4; Mahoney 3; Kerr 2; Waters, Wheeler, Hampson.
SOUTH FREMANTLE: Murphy 3; Schloithe, Tighe, Saunders, Woods 2; Bairstow, Grima, Collica, Bewick.

BEST - SUBIACO: Parker, Bristow, Broadhurst, Davidson, Sinclair, Pocklington.
SOUTH FREMANTLE: Cook, Miller, McGrath, Bairstow, Collica, Hayward.

:cool: :thumbsu:



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Going on the scoreboard, looks like it was decent game for WAFL football, i'm surprised we were that close, not expecting much from the doggies this year-sadly :(
 
Magnum27 said:
Going on the scoreboard, looks like it was decent game for WAFL football, i'm surprised we were that close, not expecting much from the doggies this year-sadly :(
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Much the same for us actually, we lost a lot of players to retirement and departures at the end of last season. Surprisingly we have been pretty good to start the season, 3-0 when most expected we'd be 1-2.
 
Ljp86 said:
Oh Mr Magnum, where are you? :cool:

SUBIACO 3.3 8.4 12.5 18.5 (113)
SOUTH FREM 6.2 9.10 12.11 15.15 (105)

GOALS - SUBIACO: Broadhurst 6; Sinclair 4; Mahoney 3; Kerr 2; Waters, Wheeler, Hampson.
SOUTH FREMANTLE: Murphy 3; Schloithe, Tighe, Saunders, Woods 2; Bairstow, Grima, Collica, Bewick.

BEST - SUBIACO: Parker, Bristow, Broadhurst, Davidson, Sinclair, Pocklington.
SOUTH FREMANTLE: Cook, Miller, McGrath, Bairstow, Collica, Hayward.

:cool: :thumbsu:
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That Bairstow wouldn't be Mark's son would it?
 
Played golf again today.
Slightly sunburnt.

It's confirmed I'm shit.

I did no work.

And I'm too tired to have sex.

I am under performing in every area........need to lift
 
Meh. pass


I need sexual favours from a female. Sleep. Good coffee. And all will be good.
Reckon I'll get 2 out of 3.

Which is crazy really. As I could buy the 3rd.
:cool:
 
vinum coupe said:
Meh. pass


I need sexual favours from a female. Sleep. Good coffee. And all will be good.
Reckon I'll get 2 out of 3.

Which is crazy really. As I could buy the 3rd.
:cool:
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Half pissed originally read as "I need sexual favours from a female sheep" Until i had a decent 3 tiered butchers hook.
 
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