Certified Legendary Thread Chrisco Hampers - who in their right mind buys them ?

[TheKanga]

Way lttp on this thread.
Absolutely deserving of legendary status.
My mrs told me that her mum got Chrisco a few times when she was a kid.
Apparently the Xmas ham was so overfrozen it was full of water and basically worthless.

 

[TheKanga]

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I bet the Chrisco pr guy has a big shit eating grin when responding to customers.

 

[Willo_]

Cheers for the love and mentions mystery big footy poster

 

[FoolCat]

But he drank all the beer!

 

[miggs]

You know nothing Jon Richard Snow

 

[Full Credit]

What do you think would happen if someone got their crico ahead of time as part of a special delivery?

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[Full Credit]

You know nothing Jon Richard Snow

Chrisco is coming

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[MatthewB]

dont think Kerry realizes he is taking the piss

 

[Taylor]

for most of them, they see the easy convince of monthly payments and dont care how much more they end up paying, and by the looks of it a lot of them had their parents stitched up by chrisco and carried on the tradition

How is it different from a car loan?

 

[kickazz]

How is it different from a car loan?

Aside from all the value judgements regarding shitness of the products, the key difference is with the car you are borrowing money to get your product (and it's associated benefits) straight away.

With crico, in reality crico are borrowing your money, and you have to wait until the end to get anything at all.

 

[Simon_Nesbit]

How is it different from a car loan?

Well, if you make the payments for a new car now, in 5 years time you can have it.

How much would you pay for a 2012 model "Commodore" <insert band here>?

 

[kickazz]

Well, if you make the payments for a new car now, in 5 years time you can have it.

How much would you pay for a 2012 model "Commodore" <insert band here>?

5 years is a long time to wait for the convince of having a car.

 

[ash_1050]

How is it different from a car loan?

It's like paying 50% more for the car, waiting 12 months and then having someone drive it over from the car yard and deliver it for you. Oh and you keep the kids home from school that day to witness the magic of having a car delivered.

 

[Starburns_]

It's like paying 50% more for the car, waiting 12 months and then having someone drive it over from the car yard and deliver it for you. Oh and you keep the kids home from school that day to witness the magic of having a car delivered.

Sounds sick, where do I sign up for this?

 

[dogs105]

5 years is a long time to wait for the convince of having a car.

I'm not convenienced by this answer

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

**** I love this fred.

 

[JT_the_Man]

So Chrisco have merged with Hamper King...

Let’s just say that the Fan Club isn’t too happy.

 

[Smoooothy]

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[I Lost My Keays]

There's a Crisco fan club

 

[Upgrayedd]

Fair call

HAMPER KING IS A RIP OFF!!!

 

[kickazz]

Normally one would ask, how did this monopoly creating purchase get ACCC approval?

But I guess any mention of Chrisco to the ACCC would probably, and deservedly get a response like this:

 

[Reynolds Number]

 

[I Lost My Keays]

That was painful to read.

 

[Reynolds Number]

Cringeworthy.

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

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I have a feeling that she's really someone on here just trolling the page like they were a few months ago. It almost seems too good to be true.