Media ClarkeMedia Presents: The Premiership Table Ep 1. with Grants Guns

[ClarkeM]

Photo supplied by Layne Wudbey
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ClarkeMedia: Hello grants guns and welcome to the Premiership Table, a great new show where we can discuss your Season 21 premiership journey. Let's start with the league and the game of Qooty itself. How did you come across the league and what made you choose the Wonders as your preferred team to play for?

Grants Guns: Thanks for having me. Qooty is something that I have kept an eye on for a long time now, but I have always been hesitant on signing up, but this season I thought I would give it a crack. I chose the Wonders because they are the most successful team in the league and I felt that would make be the best way to learn about the game. Start from the top, stay at the top.

Your signing came under a lot of criticism this season with many suspecting that you and I were the same person. Did this negative external talk sway your focus on the ultimate goal of winning a premiership this season?

No not at all, people have doubted me all my life, it was a chip on my shoulder that I was comfortable with, but wanting to prove the doubters wrong.

Do you have any messages to all the doubters and nay-sayers out there that question the validity of yourself as a player in the Sweet FA?

One day, if they stick at it long enough they might be a premiership player just like me. Their comments are just water off a duck's back to me.

Who are some of the key figures at the Wonders that when you're going to look back in ten season's time at this inaugural premiership for yourself, you'll think "my premiership teammates"?

Golumless, haydo169 and ClarkeM will be the ones I'll look forward to catching up with the most, those 3 took me under their wings and showed me the ropes. But every single guy is special to me and we all share something that they can never take away from us.

Parma or Parmy?

Parma

The offers will be coming in left, right and centre. Can we squash those rumours now and ask the question, will you be a Wonder for life?

Wonder. For. Life. They gave me the opportunity and I'm going to do everything in my power to repay the faith they have put in me.

Thank you very much for joining the program. Until next time, ClarkeM signing off for Episode 1 of The Premiership Table...

 

[Wacky Tiger]

 

[haydo]

Gets a mention
Thread is a winner

 

[Hatchy1992]

Clarkey, it's not healthy to talk to yourself. You should know that.

 

[Wosh]

 

[Sterge]

I have a copyright on self interviews, ill be waiting be the letterbox for my royalty cheque.

 

[ClarkeM]

I am NOT ClarkeM, for the LAST TIME!

 

[ClarkeM]

But seriously, thanks grants guns for the chat (if you ever see this).

 

[spookism]

It is a myth that the first sign of madness is talking to yourself. In fact the first sign is when you start to reply...

 

[JT_the_Man]

What the **** is a parmy? It's a Parma ffs

 

[spookism]

What the **** is a parmy? It's a Parma ffs

Get out

 

[Golumless]

What the **** is a parmy? It's a Parma ffs

Get out

Yeah, that.

#Parmimasterrace

 

[Blacky]

Parmy army

 

[grants guns]

What happened to all of your hair Clarkey considering you have your hand up my arse all of the time?

 

[grants guns]

Thanks for interviewing me.

 

[JT_the_Man]

Yeah, that.

#Parmimasterrace

This is the new sauce debacle.

 

[Willo_]

Get out

Yeah, that.

#Parmimasterrace

You South Australians are simply wrong....

And that goes for you as well Wacky Tiger .... I see you liking their posts!

Parma all the way