Classic Dick

[Heisenberg_]

creaming the opposition

 

[Chris_Finch]

When the Pies next plays the Cats

"Dick rams it up the Pussies"

 

[BrunoV]

One of the commentators for ten said "he's got his hands full with dick"

hahahahahaha

That is almost too good to be true

 

[grizzlym]

Dick's in the hands of the trainer.

 

[smoovy]

Malthouse pulls Dick off the ground

 

[BLmatt_20]

hahahahahaha

That is almost too good to be true

haha hes right.
a melbourne player was being chased by dick and thats what the commentator said.

"dick creates an opening"

"cloke leads hard for dick"

"didak creates space for dick"

"dick goes straight into the back of his opponent"

"dick goes hard"

well theres my fun haha

 

[potatomasher]

Player safely wraps Dick up, a magnificent tackle it is too.

 

[set shots]

Lol the one on the queens birthday was classic gunna be fun watching young Dick play

"Dick comes from behind"

Dick just needed to be harder"

"And Dick sprays it"

"Dick just needs a good pair of hands"

 

[grizzlym]

Ecstatic Magpie teammates celebrate with Dick.

 

[grizzlym]

If you're really game you can attempt the double pun by using words like ruck and punt alongside Dick. The degree of difficulty is up there though.

 

[roodav]

'Plenty of opportunites for Dick as Malthouse vows to give youth its head'

'Stiff groin may force Dick out'

 

[reggie]

"Dick and Cox combine."

 

[grizzlym]

“What a savage tackle! It’s almost ripped dick’s head off.”

And now I’m done for good.

 

[sportsmaniac89]

That's no score for Dick as he sprays it horribly wide.

Response to challenge:

Dick roves it from Cox, punts it long to the square and the ball bounces out of play

 

[Crazy Horse]

Dick on the fat side gives it to Sidebottom.

 

[jaydenrussell]

BRUCE: ohhh! Isnt Dick just delicious?

 

[golazo]

"Dick sprays it across the face"

"Dick hits him on the chest"

"Dick stabs it"

 

[set shots]

"Thomas grabs the ball..... and goes looking for Dick"

 

[Bomber32]

"Dick pulls down an absolute screamer!"

 

[Brazen]

"Collingwood fans love young dick"

 

[lewigie]

Dick's been penetrating tonight!

 

[chickens_law]

Heard Tim Lane say on Monday

'...his got his hands full with Dick, (awkward pause)'

 

[warney7]

The lack of repitition is this thread is amazing!

How about this one!

"Dick sprays it across the face"

or or

Did anyone hear Tim Lane on Monday say that Whelan had his hands full with Dick?

 

[getthefooty]

"Dick's been stuck in the back half"

 

[bomberZ]

Dick is all by himself, he needs some ball.

Dick needs to get back to the pocket.

Finally,

Dick just collected Head, ball and all.