Roast Classic Tom Browne Moments

[Colonial]

The portion players get from gambling will be bigger of people lose more. In this way, it's in the players interest for the multis to fail.

You idiot

 

[00Stinger]

Tom Browne is a bit of a flog, but BT is legitimately bullying him. In the workplace and on prime time TV.
Dickhead needs to knock it off.

I sincerely hope that you are trolling, if not and you think that is bullying then you are the ****ing problem

I wouldn't even call that a robust discussion to be honest

 

[Bell Ringer]

“Helicopter views and circular issues“...what mind numbing gibberish

Commenting about people commenting about gambling multis

it’s not a tough issue Tom

it’s only something a completely desperate F grade reporter can conjure up while eating a bowl of fruitloops for lunch

Go after Tommy B all you want, but I draw the line at your slight on post-morning cereal consumption.
#cerealisalldayfood

 

[the harry]

You idiot

Why? Surely the afl get a cut of punters losses, that's how the industry works

 

[LSRU]

I sincerely hope that you are trolling, if not and you think that is bullying then you are the ******* problem

I wouldn't even call that a robust discussion to be honest

He belittles and talks down to him every week, meanwhile his little school mates stand in the background giggling. If you think that’s ok, then your opinion ain’t worth a pinch of shit. Jog on

 

[00Stinger]

He belittles and talks down to him every week, meanwhile his little school mates stand in the background giggling. If you think that’s ok, then your opinion ain’t worth a pinch of sh*t. Jog on

ok Tom it's not that bad.

maybe you should get correct information and not talk over top of people moving forward

 

[hoddo22]

He belittles and talks down to him every week, meanwhile his little school mates stand in the background giggling. If you think that’s ok, then your opinion ain’t worth a pinch of sh*t. Jog on

Tom is in the job due to step mummy. His sources are Twitter and this forum. He works for very little if anything at all.

Like the rest of us, BT is aware he's a buffoon who's been dumped in front of him because of who he is, not what he is. And gives him due consideration.

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[Mikevk123]

I love this


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[Sector 7G]

He belittles and talks down to him every week, meanwhile his little school mates stand in the background giggling. If you think that’s ok, then your opinion ain’t worth a pinch of sh*t. Jog on

Here a tip for you Tom, if you want BT to stop belittling you stop saying F**** stupid things, talk coherently and act like a competent reporter, not the embodiment of nepotism. No one is interested in your opinion just tell us what has happened.

 

[LSRU]

Tom is in the job due to step mummy. His sources are Twitter and this forum. He works for very little if anything at all.

Like the rest of us, BT is aware he's a buffoon who's been dumped in front of him because of who he is, not what he is. And gives him due consideration.

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Mate, I don’t disagree with any of this. All I’m saying is I don’t think it’s right that BT makes a work colleague look like a dickhead on national tv. Obviously Tom does a good enough job himself.

 

[The Prosecutor]

 

[Baird]

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Trump would gain much more respect if he shaved his head

 

[00Stinger]

I've got a lot of time for Sam Edmund.

He is quite good on SEN too. Just a pity he has to work with dickheads like Cooney

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[Shane Heard]

Go after Tommy B all you want, but I draw the line at your slight on post-morning cereal consumption.
#cerealisalldayfood

cereal is like drinking liquid sugar with milk. I can’t fathom why humans fill their guts with half a pint of the crap every morning.

Then there’s the freaks that heat up a pop tart and dip it in milk ti start their day.

I prefer my bowl of steamed broccoli with a tall glass of warm water and metemucil.

Anyway ..I stand by my assumption that Tom eats fruitloops and probably drinks from the bowl when all the loops are consumed.

 

[Shane Heard]

He belittles and talks down to him every week, meanwhile his little school mates stand in the background giggling. If you think that’s ok, then your opinion ain’t worth a pinch of sh*t. Jog on

settle down Karen

 

[bresker]

He belittles and talks down to him every week, meanwhile his little school mates stand in the background giggling. If you think that’s ok, then your opinion ain’t worth a pinch of sh*t. Jog on

I thought the Triple M boys did the same with Danny Frawley, it's meant to be good-humoured banter but it makes me uncomfortable too.

 

[Shane Heard]

I thought the Triple M boys did the same with Danny Frawley, it's meant to be good-humoured banter but it makes me uncomfortable too.

yeah nah...Spud was in on it and loved playing the clown. Was part of his on-air character.

We’d all like to think that TB is mildly autistic or has the core characteristics of alexithymia.

He quite clearly has no idea how much of a knob he is.

 

[HaroLad]

Tommy's take on punters getting stuck into player's personal accounts on social media for not getting enough touches to satisfy their multis

Don't mind Tommy on this one, really makes you think a bit.

 

[Shane Heard]

I know what else is “partially artificial”..

 

[Shane Heard]

Don't mind Tommy on this one, really makes you think a bit.

think about what exactly?

 

[AndrewShawble]

I know what else is “partially artificial”..

He loves cuddling up to Eddie and the Pies

Eddie is his Godfather? Or something like that

 

[Shane Heard]

He loves cuddling up to Eddie and the Pies

Eddie is his Godfather? Or something like that

it’s my understanding at this preliminary stage of investigation that Tom is in fact Ed’s illegitimate love child and wants to be acknowledged by his daddy as an A-grade footy journo of the highest caliber.

 

[HaroLad]

think about what exactly?

How some of the players criticise gambling yet they profit from it.

 

[The 747]

I know what else is “partially artificial”..

Fixed the typo but didn't fix the capitalisation or the grammar. That kinda makes you look dumber Tom.

 

[MC Bad Genius]

This thread is devolving into just sharing seemingly every Tom Browne tweet and utterance. I don't need that in my life. Let's keep this to CLASSIC TB moments!