Clayton Oliver - Best and Fairest

[Probitas_]

And here I thought Melbourne were in a situation to be able to pull themselves together in the next couple of years. Best is laughable, Fairest is just straight up insane.

I'd be genuinely embarrassed if I supported the dees.

 

[GWBogan]

So the Oscars have replaced the Melbourne Demons Best & Fairest awards. A very unprecedented move.

 

[deedog2]

Clayton Oliver>>>>>>>>>>>>Any player on West Coast's(representing the WAFL in the AFL) list.

 

[iBeng]

This kid is something else!

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

B&F at 20! And shit it in too!
#unprecedented

 

[11sjw]

If you were Melbourne trading him to West Coast who would you take as a swap? JK?

 

[deedog2]

If you were Melbourne trading him to West Coast who would you take as a swap? JK?

No one, including JK who turns 31 next year.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

If you were Melbourne trading him to West Coast who would you take as a swap? JK?

Sharrod Wellingham.

Oh well, too late now West Coast.

 

[Double the Fist]

Kid can play like a battleship.

Dive like a submarine.

 

[BLERN]

Kid can play like a battleship.

Dive like a submarine.

 

[Supercoach Bargain]

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Disturbing!

 

[A Cut Above]

Unprecedented at rustling opposition jimmies it seems. Well done Clayton, from one flog to another.

 

[LC_15]

B&F at 20! And shit it in too!
#unprecedented

Im not sure that's good news maxxi

 

[Sprout]

What a stud

 

[HairyO]

Not really a proper best and fairest. 2nd and 3rd both missed half a year with suspensions.

 

[Sydswans666]

And here I thought Melbourne were in a situation to be able to pull themselves together in the next couple of years. Best is laughable, Fairest is just straight up insane.

I'd be genuinely embarrassed if I supported the dees.

This after Shueys antics?

 

[Northworth]

Impressed that he fits footy into his busy schedule

 

[Sprout]

Best is laughable

Im not sure that's good news maxxi

2017 league rankings:

Avg disposals - 4th
Avg effective disposals - 4th
Avg contested possessions - 2nd
Avg clearances - 7th
Avg tackles - 9th
Total sandy vaginas caused - 1st
Total unprecedented greatness - 1st

 

[NorthernLights]

Total sandy vaginas caused - 1st

Total sandy vaginas possessed - 1

 

[LC_15]

2017 league rankings:

Avg disposals - 4th
Avg effective disposals - 4th
Avg contested possessions - 2nd
Avg clearances - 7th
Avg tackles - 9th
Total sandy vaginas caused - 1st
Total unprecedented greatness - 1st

I think you might be first in sandy vaginas over a joke lol

 

[Sprout]

I think you might be first in sandy vaginas over a joke lol

I'd have no decent retort to those numbers either

 

[Kick It 2 Me]

2017 league rankings:

Ranga Ugliness - 1
Worthless one metre handballs - 1
Sookiness - 1
Fake and dive - 1
Squibability - 1
Actual match influence - 354

 

[joe444]

I think you might be first in sandy vaginas over a joke lol

You win the try-hard 2009 post award!

 

[Sprout]

Actual match influence - 354

lol

 

[LeverPuller]

Ranga Ugliness - 1
Worthless one metre handballs - 1
Sookiness - 1
Fake and dive - 1
Squibability - 1
Actual match influence - 354

He's well ahead of Treloar whose influence consisted of kicking the ball to the opposition for 22 weeks.