Collingwood fans suffer kick in the teeth

[markinUSA]

The first story on the Yahoo news page right now is "Collingwood fans suffer kick in the teeth." My first tought was, "They suffered a kick in both their teeth?"

You may think I'm joking, but I'm not. Darcy Moore

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Darcy Moore

Age

28

Ht

203cm

Wt

100kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.1

3star

K

7.0

3star

HB

4.1

3star

M

4.8

5star

T

1.6

4star

MG

169.1

3star

D

13.9

3star

K

7.3

3star

HB

6.6

4star

M

4.9

5star

T

0.7

1star

MG

182.0

3star

D

6.8

2star

K

4.2

2star

HB

2.6

3star

M

2.6

3star

T

1.8

4star

MG

87.4

2star

saw the teeth and put his hands over his face in horror.



Anyway... it actually refers to a Grand Final ticketing issue. I'm shocked to be sitting here.

 

[Tiger2709]

Collingwood and teeth obviously fake news.

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Collingwood and teeth obviously fake news.

 

[FireKrakouer]

I would try to argue against this offensive stereotype, but if I did quite frankly I'd be lying through my tooth.