Comical Simpsons Quotes as they apply to Footy and Footballers

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Mayor Quimby: I stand by my racial slur

The photo is of Damien Monkhorst.

 

[krisholio14]

Kent Brockman: Well, what do you say to the accusation that your group has been causing more crimes than it's been preventing?
Homer: Oh, Kent, I'd be lying if I said my men weren't committing crimes...
Kent Brockman: ...Well, touché.

that is an utter classic. the question remains tho, can they swing a sack of doorknobs?

 

[Dr Sanchez]

Homer: I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around.

 

[topdon]

Ok so i know its not form the simpsons but i think it still works.....

Mavrick: I feel the need...the need for speed!

 

[topdon]

HOMER: Ugh, I'm going to resign. I don't know why they made me union president in the first place.
MARGE: Because they love you down at the plant!
HOMER: Yeah, you're right. Guys are always patting my bald head for luck, pinching my belly to hear my girlish laugh.
MARGE: Mmm... it doesn't sound like they like you at all.
HOMER: You know, I think you're right. First thing tomorrow morning, I'm going to punch Lenny in the back of the head.

Bloody funny. this pic is and all the quotes that go with it are seriously gold!!

 

[Smell The Glove]

Bart: I didn't do it.

 

[Dr Sanchez]

Moe: Uh, how do I say this without being offensive? Marge there ain't enough booze in this place to make you look good

 

[Dr Sanchez]

Moe: They think they're so high and mighty, just because they never got caught driving without pants.

 

[Dr Sanchez]

This one is with regards to the West Coast Eagles

Abe: That doll is EVIL, I tells ya. Evil! Eeeeeeviillll!!!
Marge: Grandpa, you said that about all the presents.
Abe: I just want attention.

 

[Dr Sanchez]

Marge; Grandpa, are you sitting on the apple pie?
Grandpa: I sure hope so...

 

[Dr Sanchez]

Grandpa: Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three.
P.S. I am not a crackpot.

 

[toommy]

Re: Quotes

can i do a family guy quote?

Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like you, very homosexually.

we're here we're queer we don't want anymore bears

 

[Dr Sanchez]

Ralph: Daddy, I'm scared. Too scared to even wet my pants.
Chief Wiggum: Just relax and it'll come, son.

 

[Toshowyouwhy]

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200605/r86871_256051.jpg

Wiggum: Oh yes, we won, we won. Um, unfortunately, seeing as though i bet on th other team, we wont be going for pizza.
Team: Ohhh...

 

[Dr Sanchez]

Bart to Milhouse: How can someone with glasses so thick be so stupid?

 

[lenny20]

Huckleberry Hound: I was sooo gay! But I couldn't tell anyone!

 

[Dr Sanchez]

Homer Simpson: If you really want something in life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers.

 

[Dr Sanchez]

Chief Wiggum: See ya in court, Simpson. Oh, and bring that evidence with ya; otherwise, I got no case and you'll go scot-free.

 

[Dr Sanchez]

Mr. Burns: Oooh, the Germans are mad at me... I'm so scared! Oooooh, the Germans...Uh oh...The Germans are coming after me... Oh, don't let the Germans come after me... Oh, the Germans are coming after me... No, they're so big and strong... Protect me from the Germans!

 

[Dr Sanchez]

Redneck: "Let's fight."
Other Redneck: "Them's fightin' words."

 

[Dr Sanchez]

Ralph Wiggins: Me fail English? That's unpossible.

 

[Dr Sanchez]

Dealer: 19.
Homer: Hit me!
Dealer: 20.
Homer: Hit me!
Dealer: 21.
Homer: Hit me!
Dealer: 22.
Homer: D'oh!

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Dealer: 19.
Homer: Hit me!
Dealer: 20.
Homer: Hit me!
Dealer: 21.
Homer: Hit me!
Dealer: 22.
Homer: D'oh!

Gold Mate

 

[Nightwolf]

Homer: Dean, youre a stupid head

 

[Mancey]

Haha, there has to be some more gold to mine on that theme nightwolf

Homer: Marge, someone squeezed all the life out of these kids. And
unless movies and TV have lied to me, it's a crusty, bitter old
Dean!