Comical Simpsons Quotes as they apply to Footy and Footballers

[WhyAlwaysMe]

Rev. Lovejoy:Well, I'm glad some people could resist the lures of the big game.

Man: Oh, my God! I forgot the game!

 

[H2F]

Rory can you do this for me because I am not very good with the Simpsons.

But the other day I watched one on Foxtel when Homer became a Sex Education Teacher.

At one stage he sat up in front of the class and just said UMMM in about 15 different tones and for about 60 secs... Pisser.

Just thought it might work for a Terry Wallet spin cycle quote.

 

[WhyAlwaysMe]

Rory can you do this for me because I am not very good with the Simpsons.

But the other day I watched one on Foxtel when Homer became a Sex Education Teacher.

At one stage he sat up in front of the class and just said UMMM in about 15 different tones and for about 60 secs... Pisser.

Just thought it might work for a Terry Wallet spin cycle quote.

I'll do a couple


Lisa: I think it's great you're a teacher, Dad. So, will be you lecturing from a standardized text or using the more socratic method of interactive class participation?
Homer:[condescending] Yes, Lisa. Daddy's a teacher.

Heres your quote H2F

Homer: OK, let's get started....Uh...um...umm...hmm

 

[WhyAlwaysMe]

Right, here's the 4-1-1, folks. Say some gangsta is dissin' your fly girl. You just give 'em one of these. [Fires shotgun]

 

[Pav for AA]

Let it go umpy. Time to raise the arms and let Gilly snaffle this one, it's done it's dash

 

[H2F]

I'll do a couple


Lisa: I think it's great you're a teacher, Dad. So, will be you lecturing from a standardized text or using the more socratic method of interactive class participation?
Homer:[condescending] Yes, Lisa. Daddy's a teacher.

Heres your quote H2F

Homer: OK, let's get started....Uh...um...umm...hmm

You are the best Rory, I love your stuff.

Thank you.

Now all I can hear in my head is Homer's umummmmmm hmmmmm ummmmm ...lol

 

[crudbucket]

"What, me worry?"

I know it's not a Simpsons quote, but I cannot believe that Carlton's new Coach is Alfred E Neumann !!!!

 

[GuzzLG]

Lenny: See, that 'ping' sound means the spit was on target.

 

[ashley12]

I'll do a couple


Lisa: I think it's great you're a teacher, Dad. So, will be you lecturing from a standardized text or using the more socratic method of interactive class participation?
Homer:[condescending] Yes, Lisa. Daddy's a teacher.

Heres your quote H2F

Homer: OK, let's get started....Uh...um...umm...hmm

Rory you are a machine

 

[jnash196]

Apu: You've failed at everything you have ever tried
Homer: I guess you have my number there

 

[Shmoses]

Lenny: See, that 'ping' sound means the spit was on target.

hahahahaha

 

[MightyFighting]

Shelbyvillian 1: Sounds like Springfield has a discipline problem.
Shelbyvillian 2: (laughing) Yeah, maybe that's why we beat them at football nearly half the time.

 

[MightyFighting]

Zapp Brannigan: What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?

 

[Hawkamania!]

Helen Lovejoy: You are so blind, even Jesus couldn't heal you!

 

[DOCKER MAN]

Homer: I challenge you to a duel

 

[kane249]

Bart: Remember when Tom had you in that headlock and you screamed, "I'm a hemophiliac!," and when he let you go, you kicked him in the back?
Homer: Yeah.
Bart: Will you teach me how to do that?
Homer: Sure, boy. First, you gotta shriek like a woman and keep sobbing until he turns away in disgust. That's when it's time to kick some back. And then when he's lying down on the ground,...
Bart: Yeah.
Homer: Kick him in the ribs.
Bart: Yeah.
Homer: Step on his neck.
Bart: Yeah.
Homer: And run like hell.

 

[WhyAlwaysMe]

Lenny: See, that 'ping' sound means the spit was on target.

This would be one of the best

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

"What, me worry?"

I know it's not a Simpsons quote, but I cannot believe that Carlton's new Coach is Alfred E Neumann !!!!

Luckily there's a way around it...

Alfred E Neumann: Get me Kaputnik and Fonebone. I want to see their drawings for "New Kids on the Blecch!" And where's my fershluggen pastrami sandwiches?

 

[HotDog]

VS

As Tassie choke in the dying minutes


**All school spelling bee**

Skinner: "Your word is 'choke'"
Milhouse: "Oh, I know this one, it's easy.
(smacks forehead)
OH MAN!"

 

[Clint Bizkit]

V

Round 22, 2007

[youtube]S2dnrDwMdpw[/youtube]

 

[jo172]

V

Round 22, 2007


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2dnrDwMdpw

[YOUTUBE]S2dnrDwMdpw[/YOUTUBE]

 

[deedog2]

Marge: You must be pretty proud of you son.
Abe Simpson: You think so wouldn't you?

 

[Hawkamania!]

This one is dedicated to HotDog, geelong_crazy26 and NitWit, the Moe Syzlaks of BigFooty. In this scene a [buzz] is for a lie and a [ding] is for the truth.

Eddie: Checks out. OK, sir, you're free to go.
Moe: Good, 'cause I got a hot date tonight. [buzz]
A date. [buzz]
Dinner with friends. [buzz]
Dinner alone. [buzz]
Watching TV alone. [buzz]
All right! I'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the
Victoria's Secret catalog. [buzz]
[weakly] Sears catalog. [ding]
[angry] Now would you unhook this already, please? I don't
deserve this kind of shabby treatment! [buzz]

Enjoy ogling your junk mail ladies Flog Squad.

 

[GuzzLG]

This would be one of the best

I'm just surprised that you didn't post it when you came out with the quotes of Moe and Homer teaching from the very same episode.

 

[showdownhero]

VS

Lovejoy: (to the kids in Sunday school) I know one of you is responsible for this, so repeat after me:
"If I withold the truth, may I go STRAIGHT to hell, where I will eat NAUGHT but burning hot coals and drink NAUGHT but burning hot cola!
Ralph: (scared) Where fiery demons will punch me in the back...
Bart: (bored) ...where my soul will be chopped into confetti and strewn upon a parade of murderers and single mothers...
Milhouse: (slightly nervous) ...where my tongue will be torn out by ravenous birds.
(outside, a crow stares at Milhouse)
Crow: KRAW!!!!
Milhouse: Bart did it! That Bart, right there!