Flying_High_90
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Why is Dwayne allowed to commentate? jizzing his pants every time Melbourne get the ball. Makes no difference to the game but annoying to listen to!!
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Matthew Lloyd by a mile.
That country-boy hick bogan tone in his voice just drives me up the wall. Doesn't matter how knowledgeable he is about the game, that accent supersedes it.
And that stupid nickname 'Lloydy' drives me nuts too. What is it with bogan men and the use of the -y and -o nicknames. Disgraceful
That country-boy hick bogan tone in his voice just drives me up the wall. Doesn't matter how knowledgeable he is about the game, that accent supersedes it.
And that stupid nickname 'Lloydy' drives me nuts too. What is it with bogan men and the use of the -y and -o nicknames. Disgraceful
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the other annoying one is commentators who ask the others ridiculously obvious questions... 'you'd think he'd want a goal here, wouldn't you?' .... no, really?????
YOTC
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Is well known dwayne russel hates west coast, he should not be allowed to commentate eagles matches.
dwayne russell is proof that there is a long history of inbreeding in south australia. he cant be viewed as having evolved fully. think he might actually be the kid playing the banjo from deliverance! danny frawley is borderline down syndrome
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Don't want a WCE bias, a simple neutral commentary would be nice. Come on, 34 points down and Dwayne's going '6 minutes in it!!!' like the game is in the balance
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sadly, I think fair and balanced commentary is a pipe dream
Checkside35
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Saints kick a couple to reduce the margin to 4 goals against the Pies.
Bruce saying something like "Do you think the rest of the competition would take heart from this performance by the Saints against the Pies"
The answer was yes but should have been.
"They should have heart anyway, they're f..kin professionals you d!ckhead"
Bruce saying something like "Do you think the rest of the competition would take heart from this performance by the Saints against the Pies"
The answer was yes but should have been.
"They should have heart anyway, they're f..kin professionals you d!ckhead"
How about Russell saying that both of Coxy's parents are small so they picked up the wrong baby at the hospital, what a **** head
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Another classic display of biased victorian commentary. Together with bitter Danny 'go melbourne go' Frawley.
25 years and we still have to put up with this victorian inbreeding
Disgusting
25 years and we still have to put up with this victorian inbreeding
Disgusting
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Dwayne Russell said that about Cox's parents? What a dick
The "killshot" FTW.
Knackers26
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If only the Vatican would approve miracles as much as Dwayne proclaims them.
oh, hes kicked a goal from 5 metres out "its a miracle"
oh, hes kicked a goal from 5 metres out "its a miracle"
Old Dwaynepipe gives me the shits big time as a commentator, all his little sayings are so clearly rehearsed in front of his mirror...
Over the top goal in the goalsquare = "how do you like 'em"
Good set shot for goal = "struck it like a sweet kiss"
Average to good 30m pass = "that's a gem"
Set shot from the goal square = "He NAILS it!!"
20m pass = "shorts it"
Ball tumbles into the open = "it's all about the bounce"
Anything done by a player Dwaynepipe deems to be exciting, no matter how routine or mundane = "that's as good as it gets"
His fake excitement during games is really annoying also - miss Grybas!
Over the top goal in the goalsquare = "how do you like 'em"
Good set shot for goal = "struck it like a sweet kiss"
Average to good 30m pass = "that's a gem"
Set shot from the goal square = "He NAILS it!!"
20m pass = "shorts it"
Ball tumbles into the open = "it's all about the bounce"
Anything done by a player Dwaynepipe deems to be exciting, no matter how routine or mundane = "that's as good as it gets"
His fake excitement during games is really annoying also - miss Grybas!
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anyone who says "he likes to kick a goal".
who the **** doesn't?
who the **** doesn't?
spot on. we get stuck with matty campbell and durrrwayne. our loss i guess. thought grybas was great before he passed away and now miss the bloke even more! champ
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His commentary was beyond bias today.
Prob should of got a member of Melbs cheer squad to takeover, would of got a more balanced analysis
Prob should of got a member of Melbs cheer squad to takeover, would of got a more balanced analysis
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His commentary was beyond bias today.
Prob should of got a member of Melbs cheer squad to takeover, would of got a more balanced analysis
Even as a neutral, Dwaynos bias was outstanding today. Procaliming that there's still time left when Melbourne are 40 with 11 minutes left in the final quarter.
Andy Maher...the guy is one eyed and talks sh!t to boot. best thing about ten losing the footy.
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