Bumped Confess!!! Who are you and more importantly why do you support Melbourne?

[Headless]

If I do, will Bluelegs and Headless complain?

I'll settle for Hell if the main AFL board is out of the question.

 

[Proper Gander]

If I do, will Bluelegs and Headless complain?

Can’t speak for legs, but me and Headless are engaged in a long-term strategic project to get Hell better use and recognition. This is the kind of content we are looking for!

 

[Proper Gander]

I'll settle for Hell if the main AFL board is out of the question.

Oh do shut up

 

[Bluelegs]

If I do, will Bluelegs and Headless complain?

 

[Headless]

Can’t speak for legs, but me and Headless are engaged in a long-term strategic project to get Hell better use and recognition. This is the kind of content we are looking for!

I loved your idea about comparing our guernseys of years gone by with common fruits!

 

[Bluelegs]

I loved your idea about comparing our guernseys of years gone by with common fruits!

Carn The Berries

 

[Proper Gander]

I loved your idea about comparing our guernseys of years gone by with common fruits!

If that is in the OP of this thread then I want to die immediately. I can’t even read it, I’m too scared and my ears have gone all hot.

 

[Headless]

If that is in the OP of this thread then I want to die immediately. I can’t even read it, I’m too scared and my ears have gone all hot.

No, no - that's one of mine. I'm just too scared to make it.

 

[Bluelegs]

No, no - that's one of mine. I'm just too scared to make it.

Good idea for a PM

 

[Headless]

Good idea for a PM

 

[Proper Gander]

Oh my god. I caved and read the OP. What was I thinking. This is worse than the main board post about Paul Roos hair and hating my curtains

 

[Scythe94]

Welcome to Hell, cursed thread

 

[Carn The Berries]

Carn The Berries

Thanks for the add! What a ripping thread!

1. Food - Love a good curry... The hotter the better. Protein preference is prawn but do like a good beef or goat as well.
2. Sex - Managed to snag a lovely lady in a moment of weakness (for her). Still together 20 years later with proof of engagement (2 girls )
3. Scott twins - Chris was the catalyst for me trying to grow a beard during COVID (wife loves his silver fox look). It was an unmitigated disaster and confirmed I will remain clean shaved until my dying day. I'm not actually sure what this means for my opinion of Mr. Scott...
4. Career - Have been around a bit in the finance world. Currently plying my trade getting up close and personal with meat.
5. Supporting the Dees - My sadistic father ensured I never had any other option.
6. Fav/Hated Dees players - Fav = Pretty hard... From the most recent bunch I have a huge soft spot for the Pig Hibberd. Hate = Brent Grgic, with Gary Morecroft a close second.
7. Dog or cats - Does anyone actually answer cats to this? I love my nutcase Staffy.
8. Date - Love seeing a good comedy show with the better half. Dinner beforehand, drinks after.
9. Dinner party guests - The crew from the "We Got the Chocolates" podcast. I just want to laugh, nothing serious.
10. Genetic Eugenics - Jeff Farmer & Daisy Pearce. The Wiz and the Goat, perfection!
11. Weird thing - Had open heart surgery at 16
12. First Concert - Neil Diamond with my old man... Second one was AC/DC with my old lady... Probably should have seen the writing on the wall that they weren't a good match (divorced a few years after that)
13. Fav football memory - Seeing myself on "Almost Footy Legends" from my Under 14 GF. Unfortunately, this was before streaming and I wasn't able to record it!
14. Sporting achievement - BOG in my school's first even Senior premiership.