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May 24, 2006
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There once was a party boy named Vince
Who wouldn't heed the leadership group's hints
One night when he was out on the gas
A friend of his mates took a leak in the Cas
And Bernie hasn't been out since
 
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There once was a scientist called Neil
Who we once thought was the real deal
But instead of practising out skills
He made us ride up and down hills
And he soon lost his appeal
 
Limericks:

Eight Syllables
Eight syllables
Five syllables
Five syllables
Eight syllables

They can also can be nine syllables, in two/three/four rhythm (there once / was a man / from Nantucket).

- other than that, keep 'em coming ...
 

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Limericks:

Eight Syllables
Eight syllables
Five syllables
Five syllables
Eight syllables

They can also can be nine syllables, in two/three/four rhythm (there once / was a man / from Nantucket).

- other than that, keep 'em coming ...
You can't rhyme syllables with syllables. That's cheating.

But thanks for the tip
 
There once was a boy named Jack
Who wanted his dear mummy back
At the club awards he did not show
Instead choosing to go
All the way back to her snatch!

Too rude? :p
 
There once was a man named Kenny
Whose possession count was often not many
They said "He'll never play again"
So he picked up a pen
And now churns out court reports a-plenty
 

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There was once a poster named Crow-Mo
Who struck one too many a blow
He should have learnt from his card
But some posters made it too hard
So he persisted and now his name is a no-no
 
There was an ex-baller named Ricky
Who kicked goals that looked kind of tricky
A kick he could loft
But he was just too soft
And continued to be under Bickley
 
I really wanted to do one for Romano Negri, but it's a tough rhyme. Best I could do was ...

There once was a man named Romano
Before games he would eat Mexicano
His burrito got knocked
Ended up in his jock
And now he's still singing soprano.
 
There's also surprisingly few good ones for Cornes.

There once were two brothers named Cornes
With a father who seasonally warns
"Christmas lunch will be quick
'Cos it features more pricks
Than a jockstrap that's covered in thorns."


6/10. Can't use jock twice in a row - that's just lazy.
 
There once was a man named Carl
who really down deep is a darl
He's witty and quick
his words cutting and slick
And sometimes he might even snarl.

******
There once was a player named Luke
whose career was one mighty fluke
He would make girls flutter
But he was soft as butter
His selection would make people puke.

******
There once was a man called Roo
A great leader and brilliant player too
He was as tough as nails
A man amongst males
In tough times he would always come through.

*****
There once was a boy called gunner
who recently did a big runner
he was homesick he said
so he ran home to bed
Back to Mummy which certainly did stun her.

******
There once was a man named Phil
Who left us with little goodwill
He flew for the money
like bees around honey
But he's gone to a team that stands still.
 

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