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There once was a kid called Tippett
The club thought he was their golden ticket
At him they threw cash
The decision was rash
Because the ball he barely could kick it


I can do better... :eek:
 
There once was a man named Mods
Girls thought he was a gift from the gods
Records he would break
With the hangers he'd take
And make his opponents all look like flogs
 

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There once was a lad named Will Young
Who we heard was a bit of a gun
He played well on Harry
Was happy as Larry
With his brand new plasma from Lloydie
 
The AFC Board has Talent!
RadioJack, Cammo and Footypie's poems made me giggle.

Here is my average poem attempt:

There was a messiah called Blight
whose playing career was not such a blight
However, playing against Hawthorn could have scored a goal and the crowd would have roared, instead he kicked it out on the full
A fool Blight is not, he is everything but..

A great player in his day, he made peoples' day
A man from South Australia, the land of the Pie Floater, he often took a 'hanger'
He then became a coach and was known for his jokes
Took Geelong to the big dance but didn't last

This was the beginning of love for everything ex Geelong
Three years later, the Crows didn't take long to secure the former coach of Geelong
He came in and sent four club greats packin'
Blight had grandfinals in sight and he won them without much fright.
The third year was a blunder, but we often wonder how many premerships he could have won if he stayed on!
 

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Don't stress someone else will recognise the style and explain it soon..

Tex versus Jaensch
Slow mind, big fist beats smart mouth
Large media beat-up
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There's a hole in our gameplan, dear Craigy, dear Craigy!
There's a hole in our gameplan, dear Craigy, a hole!

We will fix it, dear Triggy, dear Triggy, dear Triggy!
We will fix it, dear Triggy, dear Triggy, fix it!

With what shall you fix it, dear Craigy, dear Craigy?
With what shall you fix it, dear Craigy, with what?

With a zone, dear Triggy, dear Triggy, dear Triggy.
With a zone, dear Triggy, dear Triggy, a zone!

But the zone is too static, dear Craigy, dear Craigy.
But the zone is too static, dear Craigy, static.

We will fix it, dear Triggy, dear Triggy, dear Triggy!
We will fix it, dear Triggy, dear Triggy, fix it!

And how shall you fix it, dear Craigy, dear Craigy?
And how shall you fix it, dear Craigy, with what?

With more training, dear Triggy, dear Triggy, dear Triggy.
With more training, dear Triggy, dear Triggy, training.

But the players are injured dear Craigy, dear Craigy.
But the players are injured dear Craigy, injured.

My science is sound dear Triggy, dear Triggy, dear Triggy.
My science is sound dear Triggy, dear Triggy, so sound.

I will back you, dear Craigy, dear Craigy, dear Craigy.
I will back you dear Craigy, dear Craigy, back you.

For how long will you back me, dear Triggy, dear Triggy?
For how long will you back me, dear Triggy, how long?

As far as the eye can see, dear Craigy, dear Craigy, dear Craigy.
As far as the eye can see, dear Craigy, dear Craigy, not far.





Ahh darn it. Work calls me away..... :(
 
The was an old man named Neil
Who had a certain achilles heal
He wouldn't make changes
Complaints filled these pages
In the end the sword he would feel
 

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