Dennis Trumpet
Toot Toot
DC: Hello students, you have made a wise decision by choosing to enrol In this Community College Unit. i will be attempting to teach you all how to gain invaluable insights about the players in the Sweet FA by analysing and graphing data...
(BigJoeD_ walks into class 2 minutes late )
BJD_: whut up professor D,
you gonna teach me what to do if somebody disses my flygirl?
DC: ahem, This is not the funk dancing for self defense class, that isn't for another 45 minutes, but ill let you sit in for free and maybe something will penetrate that thick skull of yours.
BJD_: rent free baby
DC: okay now, where was I. Oh yes, the Core Components that you will need to learn in order to pass are
DC: yes brab?
BRAB: will there be a test?
DC: ooh, a test, that is an excellent idea. yes we shall also have a test.
(collective groaning)
now lets get started with lesson 1.
This is a graphical representation of every single qooty player to end up on a list for season 22.
the Y axis represents a players perceived posting quality out of 100 as adjudged by yours truly.
the X axis represents the Quantity in which posters are present in match threads, also out of 100.
A total of 297 players have been plotted onto this graph, each dot representing a different poster. In the very bottom left you will notice a single dot, This single dot represents over 60 posters that didn't post once for the entire season, otherwise known as ghost posters. This is what happens when a poster dies, but the club is either too lazy, or for sentimental reasons decides to keep them around.
Just above the ghost posters, you will see a fairly large spread of dots below 40 on the Quantity axis, but below 80 on the Quality axis. These posters can sometimes be confused with Ghost Posters, but they are actually who the hell are you posters. Whilst a ghost poster never posts, these posters can sometimes be seen on rare occasions, such as when they get tagged in media threads, or if they get moved from the back pocket to the forward line and end up kicking 6 goals in the last quarter to win the game, not looking at anybody in particular Shermanator .
Our third group of posters, sit just above the WTHAY posters, They post very infrequently but when they do it is very humorous and of a very high quality. These posters are known as Ant Bears Aliases
Our fourth Group of posters make up the majority of the Sweet FA, for the most part they will post between 50-200 times a season, and make for some pretty decent banter, but they wont go above the call of duty and and usually get played on the half back line, or forward pocket. These posters are what i like to call irrelevant scrubs
Our fifth group of posters, can be seen on the bottom right of the Graph, These are what i refer to as oh god make it stop posters. Am i being a bit mean? maybe, but they shall remain anonymous
Our sixth group can be seen to the north east of the Irrelevant Scrubs. They have either been great players in the past, whose quantity has dropped but quality has maintained, or they are young posters who are are still migrating their way north easterly towards Qooty Greatness. I like to refer to them as tasty or spicy posters.
Our seventh group of posters are the Keyboard Mashers very high in quantity, and produce individual moments of quality, but don't have the consistency of those just above them.
Our eighth group are at the top of their game, posting up a storm and to a high standard. Expect to see these posters feature strongly in the beez trophy that is being compiled by Hate . Many are, have been , or will be club captains. These posters i simply refer to as elite
And finally our ninth group of posters contains just one poster. They are so good that i couldn't even fit them on the graph. I cant name them due to privacy concerns, but i refer to this as the crumpet group
and that's the end of your first lesson in Poster Analytics
(BigJoeD_ walks into class 2 minutes late )
BJD_: whut up professor D,
you gonna teach me what to do if somebody disses my flygirl?
DC: ahem, This is not the funk dancing for self defense class, that isn't for another 45 minutes, but ill let you sit in for free and maybe something will penetrate that thick skull of yours.
BJD_: rent free baby
DC: okay now, where was I. Oh yes, the Core Components that you will need to learn in order to pass are
- the 9 different types of posters
- What makes a good poster
- How a Posters Contribution changes over time...
DC: yes brab?
BRAB: will there be a test?
DC: ooh, a test, that is an excellent idea. yes we shall also have a test.
(collective groaning)
now lets get started with lesson 1.
This is a graphical representation of every single qooty player to end up on a list for season 22.
the Y axis represents a players perceived posting quality out of 100 as adjudged by yours truly.
the X axis represents the Quantity in which posters are present in match threads, also out of 100.
A total of 297 players have been plotted onto this graph, each dot representing a different poster. In the very bottom left you will notice a single dot, This single dot represents over 60 posters that didn't post once for the entire season, otherwise known as ghost posters. This is what happens when a poster dies, but the club is either too lazy, or for sentimental reasons decides to keep them around.
Just above the ghost posters, you will see a fairly large spread of dots below 40 on the Quantity axis, but below 80 on the Quality axis. These posters can sometimes be confused with Ghost Posters, but they are actually who the hell are you posters. Whilst a ghost poster never posts, these posters can sometimes be seen on rare occasions, such as when they get tagged in media threads, or if they get moved from the back pocket to the forward line and end up kicking 6 goals in the last quarter to win the game, not looking at anybody in particular Shermanator .
Our third group of posters, sit just above the WTHAY posters, They post very infrequently but when they do it is very humorous and of a very high quality. These posters are known as Ant Bears Aliases
Our fourth Group of posters make up the majority of the Sweet FA, for the most part they will post between 50-200 times a season, and make for some pretty decent banter, but they wont go above the call of duty and and usually get played on the half back line, or forward pocket. These posters are what i like to call irrelevant scrubs
Our fifth group of posters, can be seen on the bottom right of the Graph, These are what i refer to as oh god make it stop posters. Am i being a bit mean? maybe, but they shall remain anonymous
Our sixth group can be seen to the north east of the Irrelevant Scrubs. They have either been great players in the past, whose quantity has dropped but quality has maintained, or they are young posters who are are still migrating their way north easterly towards Qooty Greatness. I like to refer to them as tasty or spicy posters.
Our seventh group of posters are the Keyboard Mashers very high in quantity, and produce individual moments of quality, but don't have the consistency of those just above them.
Our eighth group are at the top of their game, posting up a storm and to a high standard. Expect to see these posters feature strongly in the beez trophy that is being compiled by Hate . Many are, have been , or will be club captains. These posters i simply refer to as elite
And finally our ninth group of posters contains just one poster. They are so good that i couldn't even fit them on the graph. I cant name them due to privacy concerns, but i refer to this as the crumpet group
and that's the end of your first lesson in Poster Analytics
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how embarrassment for you.
