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Finally was able to go out for dinner with the wife after months in lockdown.
Went to a pretty fancy place considering all the money we have saved up not being able to go out.
Anyway, we were shown our table and given the menu. Everything looked good.
Wife needed to go toilet, so I was checking out what to order.
Waitress asked if I was ready to order - I said I am going to have the steak but my wife is in the toilet.
Waitress asked if I knew what my wife was having.. I was a bit puzzled why she would ask this.
I told the Waitress, she has been in there for 10 minutes, so probably having a sh*t.
This Fred would be 27 pages shorter if not for double ups! I've even posted slightly different versions of the same joke twice, not remembering that I'd ever heard it before, let alone shared it on here already!!Posted earlier old boy.
What? Someone took my wife out to dinner before?Posted earlier old boy.
This Fred would be 27 pages shorter if not for double ups! I've even posted slightly different versions of the same joke twice, not remembering that I'd ever heard it before, let alone shared it on here already!!
A frog walks into a bank and approaches the teller. He sees from her badge that her name is Patricia Whack. “Miss Whack,” says the frog, “I’d like to get a £30,000 loan to take a holiday.”
Pattie looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his father is Mick Jagger, and that it’s okay because he knows the bank manager. Pattie explains that he will need to secure the loan with some kind of collateral. The frog says, “No problem, I have this,” and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Pattie is confused and explains that she will have to consult with the bank manager and promptly disappears into the back office.
She finds the manager and explains “There’s a frog called Kermit Jagger at the counter who claims to know you and wants to borrow £30,000 using this as collateral.” She holds up the tiny pink elephant. “I mean, what in the world is this?”
The bank manager looks back at her with contempt and says ………….
“It’s a knickknack, Pattie Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man’s a Rolling Stone.
I posted so that people could read along with Skull.I'm toadally embarressed
An oldie, but a true goldie!!! Never tire of hearing it, especially from a great raconteur.I posted so that people could read along with Skull.