JackHiscoxWasFast
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- Nov 30, 2023
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I love eye jokes.
The cornea the better.
The cornea the better.
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That reminds me - I once had a teacher with a lazy eye, she couldn't control her pupils.I love eye jokes.
The cornea the better.
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Q: Why do you seldom see hippopotamuses hiding in trees?
A: Because they're really good at it.
I find that most people think this joke is cringey bad, and a minority love it. I told it once to Tom McCartin and Charlie Gardiner. Polite smiles and crickets. The most enjoyable part for me was that my mate and fellow Swans fan ran for the hills when he realised I was going to tell them. Embarrassed and didn't want to be associated.
Which reminds me, apparently the space in Nandos between the front door and the back door is called the peri-perinauemHow do you know when you are on a Portugese submarine? The captain calls out "up peri periscope".
That is so stupid that it's funny lolQ. What did the monkey say when he hit his thumb with a hammer?
A. Oooh oooh.. aaagh aaagh
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A Priest, an Imam and a Rabbit walk into a blood bank. The rabbit says I think I’m a Type O.
As a mathematician, I'm going to have to correct you.There are 2 types of mathematicians in this world. Those who can count.
It's a self depreciating joke.