dane Swan cartoon.. classic

[Stats Man]

this got posted on Collingwood's facebook page:

not bad haha

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?f...&set=a.337978031106.155306.83584926106&type=1

 

[Murraj1966]

Wait for the Shaw/Didak joke...

 

[peppy la pew]

I guess you had to be there

 

[Sebastian Balboa]

Nice cartoon.

I like how Swan rubbed his stomach after one of his goals, great stuff!

 

[Astro Bomber]

Would have been funnier if it had more Ablett

 

[Bunk Moreland]

Maybe it’s just me but I only really heard his condition mentioned in the media a couple of times after the first round.

Since then the only people who have talked about it have been Swan, and other Collingwood people. Endlessly.

 

[Lance Uppercut]

this got posted on Collingwood's facebook page:

aaand that's where it should have stayed

 

[CF]

this got posted on Collingwood's facebook page:

not bad haha

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?f...&set=a.337978031106.155306.83584926106&type=1

really? Collingwood board thread. How lame

 

[V_23]

Why is he going through the drive-thru on foot?

 

[Suma Magic]

I really started to dislike Swan after his painful gag pretending he didn't know they had beaten GWS in the preseason.

Seems so desperate to let people know that he's a nonchalant Hipster who has way more important things to think about than footy.

 

[PumpyChowdown]

Swan's pace never ceases to amaze me. He gets those stubby little legs going and no one can get near him. Certainly can't question his speed.

I must admit though that I was surprised to see him sitting down in the change rooms after a game last year with his shirt off. You wouldn't say he has an athletic build, that's for sure. Lot's of rolls!

 

[sTeeL]

Must have an enormous amount of endurance. If he trimmed 3-4kg off, he would be damn near unstoppable you'd say.

 

[Jemaine]

I really started to dislike Swan after his painful gag pretending he didn't know they had beaten GWS in the preseason.

Seems so desperate to let people know that he's a nonchalant Hipster who has way more important things to think about than footy.

Hipster? That there's a bogan of the highest order.

 

[spark12]

Swan's pace never ceases to amaze me. He gets those stubby little legs going and no one can get near him. Certainly can't question his speed.

I must admit though that I was surprised to see him sitting down in the change rooms after a game last year with his shirt off. You wouldn't say he has an athletic build, that's for sure. Lot's of rolls!

Bit like the bloke who won Gold in the cycling at the olympics , ate KFC as his diet. KFC kid i think he was nicknamed after that.

 

[The 747]

Must have an enormous amount of endurance. If he trimmed 3-4kg off, he would be damn near unstoppable you'd say.

Dont agree, his core strength through the hips and thighs is one of his biggest advantages. Dont know why he would need to change body shape considering he is a top 5 player in the comp. It works for him.

 

[jonbe54]

Dont agree, his core strength through the hips and thighs is one of his biggest advantages. Dont know why he would need to change body shape considering he is a top 5 player in the comp. It works for him.

Damn str8 747, he's not a pretty player to watch - if they put a tracker onto him he would say "5 blokes run this way" but by god he's effective.

And as for saying if he took a few Kilos off he'd be damn near unstoppable, how would you describe yesterdays performance then sTeeL??

He's bloody near unstoppable now, Essendon tried 3 players on him - including the in form mid Stanton at one stage in an attempt to get Stanton some touches and Swanny tore him several new ones.

 

[FrontWedgie]

Must have an enormous amount of endurance. If he trimmed 3-4kg off, he would be damn near unstoppable you'd say.

It's all those toasted sandwiches he makes with that see-through toaster.

 

[sTeeL]

And as for saying if he took a few Kilos off he'd be damn near unstoppable, how would you describe yesterdays performance then sTeeL??

Whats confusing?

He couldnt get those chubby legs moving in the first 4 games of this season. Hes carrying too much weight. And its not even arguable that its all muscle. Would probably have one of the highest Body Fat % of AFL midfielders you would say.

 

[THRILLHO]

Bit like the bloke who won Gold in the cycling at the olympics , ate KFC as his diet. KFC kid i think he was nicknamed after that.

Usain Bolt hits up the chicken mcnuggets before a race.

Genetics still plays a huge role in athletic success.

 

[stugots]

Usain Bolt hits up the chicken mcnuggets before a race.

Genetics still plays a huge role in athletic success.

wow, wonder he passes the drug tests considering what they do to their chickens & that...

 

[shintemaster]

An ANZAC medal eh? Wow. I think it's safe to say that with Swan in Anzac medal form and Collingwood getting over Essendon in the second most important game of the year that they're well and truly back in contention.

 

[jonbe54]

Whats confusing?

He couldnt get those chubby legs moving in the first 4 games of this season. Hes carrying too much weight. And its not even arguable that its all muscle. Would probably have one of the highest Body Fat % of AFL midfielders you would say.

Jealousy is a curse

You are obviously blinded by it

Ignore

 

[glenn_ox]

champagne comedy...

 

[johncitizen]

An ANZAC medal eh? Wow. I think it's safe to say that with Swan in Anzac medal form and Collingwood getting over Essendon in the second most important game of the year that they're well and truly back in contention.

Yes Einstein Why wouldn't they be ? In contention with 4 to 5 other sides.

Don't tell me you think Norf is a contender in 2012 ?

 

[Kaboodleer]

Jealousy is a curse

You are obviously blinded by it

Ignore

Umm what...? All he did is make the very reasonable point that as fantastic as his performance was it could perhaps have been even better if he lost the extra weight he's carrying.