Dane Swan is to footy like some kid who wants the ball in Basketball

[94_Eagles]

Swan is like that guy in basketball who always follows the ball and demands the ball at the top of the key. Not damaging in the slightest but always gets the ball coz he can't stand not being right next to the guy with the ball.

Also, sleeve = minus 1000 points.

Swan can run hard, that's about it. What a disgusting footy player.

 

[Prestigerrycomo]

What is it like supporting the West Coast Eagles? I liken it to taking a big dump. Satisfying but at the end of the day you're just admiring a big load of shit.

 

[dajesmac]

Both of you are douche bags.

This belongs in the Bay.

 

[Prestigerrycomo]

Hence why I gave it that answer

 

[FAIRANDBALANCED]

Swan is like that guy in basketball who always follows the ball and demands the ball at the top of the key. Not damaging in the slightest but always gets the ball coz he can't stand not being right next to the guy with the ball.

Also, sleeve = minus 1000 points.

Swan can run hard, that's about it. What a disgusting footy player.

How's it going down there at 16? Well at least you'll get the next young gun in this years...oh wait a minute...Have fun with Priddis and Ebert. Ouch, wait that's too harsh, if you want, we will take Ebert and play him in the VFL, should lift your kicking efficiency percentage quite a bit one would think. The best thing about people thinking Swan doesn't do anything with the ball, is that they let him keep getting the ball, which is just fine with us, up here on top of the ladder...

 

[94_Eagles]

Having (at least one) productive key forward is kinda nice and is something you can build a team around.

Ok, now you guys have a crack! You can do it!

 

[Magpie Since 1986]

AFL Ladder 2010

1. Collingwood
---- The Rest ----
16. West Coast

 

[doofdoof]

Swan is like that guy in basketball who always follows the ball and demands the ball at the top of the key. Not damaging in the slightest but always gets the ball coz he can't stand not being right next to the guy with the ball.

Also, sleeve = minus 1000 points.

Swan can run hard, that's about it. What a disgusting footy player.

Such is life

 

[Sloth]

Swan = most damaging midfielder
Collingwood = top of the ladder

coincidence?

 

[The Fact]

But I'm sure I clicked to go into the main board? How did I get into the bay

 

[doovies]

do you need help?

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

This thread was started by an idiot.

 

[moistie]

Mods, please move this s**t to the Bay.

 

[Brad Roo]

Swan is like that guy in basketball who always follows the ball and demands the ball at the top of the key. Not damaging in the slightest but always gets the ball coz he can't stand not being right next to the guy with the ball.

Also, sleeve = minus 1000 points.

Swan can run hard, that's about it. What a disgusting footy player.

He is the epitome of the modern half back/midfielder.

Try comparing Harry O'Brien with Peter Knights, Ross Glendinning or Glen Jakovich and you will know what I mean.

However, you can't really blame the player, you have to blame the coaches and rule makers for what modern football has become.

 

[mcuzzy]

AFL Ladder 2010

1. Collingwood
---- The Rest ----
16. West Coast

I'm not agreeing with OP here

but posts like this are pretty much off topic and are always a deflect because posters are too lazy to think of an on topic and legit arguement.

oh and swan is a good player.

 

[Magpie Since 1986]

I'm not agreeing with OP here

but posts like this are pretty much off topic and are always a deflect because posters are too lazy to think of an on topic and legit arguement.

oh and swan is a good player.

Umm you can't argue with someone who has posted something too stupid for words.

 

[Slurp]

Greatest thread title ever.

 

[raff23]

swan is a bit of a dribbler, the perfect player for the modern game though he is, run hard play to your limitations get a cheap stat here, cheap stat there... come off and in 5 mins do it all again. His strength is his running capacity, it helps when your always on and off the ground every 5 mins. Would love to see how he would go with a limit on how many rotations you can have during a game.

 

[Brad Roo]

swan is a bit of a dribbler, the perfect player for the modern game though he is, run hard play to your limitations get a cheap stat here, cheap stat there... come off and in 5 mins do it all again. His strength is his running capacity, it helps when your always on and off the ground every 5 mins. Would love to see how he would go with a limit on how many rotations you can have during a game.

Indeed, this is the prime reason Collingwood are shitting themselves over proposed interchange capping.

 

[Hodgepodge]

He's a good player, and possibly elite. However a lot of his possessions are just grubber kicks. Plays wet weather footy even in a dry day.

 

[PieBeast]

Indeed, this is the prime reason Collingwood are shitting themselves over proposed interchange capping.

Makes more sense than Norf shitting themselves about playing Richmond.

 

[Paganism]

Swan is like that guy in basketball who always follows the ball and demands the ball at the top of the key. Not damaging in the slightest but always gets the ball coz he can't stand not being right next to the guy with the ball.

Also, sleeve = minus 1000 points.

Swan can run hard, that's about it. What a disgusting footy player.

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