I don't know if anyone has read the story of the Emperor's New Clothes but what's the odds that all Beckham & Posh Spice's sycophant flunkies & fake showbiz chums have been telling the ******ed one how good his new braided hairstyle looks.
There was a picture of him sitting there with Posh, Elton John & his partner & Liz Hurley, he was showing off his new barnet & wearing a pair of silver mirrored aviator style sunnies, well he's supposed to be a style icon who sets the tone for the rest of us to follow but I can tell you I bought a pair of sunnies like that last summer & now I'm afraid to wear them in case people think I'm a fan of his, although mine aren't quite as big as his but still it's a risk I don't want to take, but it gave me the idea of what I'd really like to do, I'd like to go up to him in front of all his fake, image obssessed, materialistic, sub human showbiz mates give him a real scornfull look & in my best camp voice screech-'Those sunglasses are just sooooooooooooo last year!' & then flounce off.
It'd probably kill him that some peasant like me didn't hink he was the hippest thing in town.
There was a picture of him sitting there with Posh, Elton John & his partner & Liz Hurley, he was showing off his new barnet & wearing a pair of silver mirrored aviator style sunnies, well he's supposed to be a style icon who sets the tone for the rest of us to follow but I can tell you I bought a pair of sunnies like that last summer & now I'm afraid to wear them in case people think I'm a fan of his, although mine aren't quite as big as his but still it's a risk I don't want to take, but it gave me the idea of what I'd really like to do, I'd like to go up to him in front of all his fake, image obssessed, materialistic, sub human showbiz mates give him a real scornfull look & in my best camp voice screech-'Those sunglasses are just sooooooooooooo last year!' & then flounce off.
It'd probably kill him that some peasant like me didn't hink he was the hippest thing in town.
