Certified Legendary Thread Delusional Pearlers IV

[Nifft]

I just don’t understand how their threads can pump out so many pages so quickly. Do they just sit at their PCs churning out post after post of every vague thought that comes into their heads? If only GRRM could write half as quickly.

I was one of the original book fans that started reading in the 90s.

 

[raskolnikov]

"Sonja's an absolute gem. Imagine navigating the year we've had with some fool like David Barham at the helm? She's been a picture of strength, grace and leadership the whole way through and I'm sure will continue to be. In my eyes, she's the most trustworthy person in football and we are incredibly lucky to have her help guide this club"

They just can't post without mentioning us. That sort of obsession can't be good for you.

 

[Donakebab]

I just don’t understand how their threads can pump out so many pages so quickly. Do they just sit at their PCs churning out post after post of every vague thought that comes into their heads? If only GRRM could write half as quickly.

Some do it from the local Video Easy...

 

[Doss]

I love North fans. Already upset that we've picked up Clarko.

This one is genuinely special. Imagine being so utterly head****ed about Essendon that you could genuinely believe (in fact, GUARANTEE IT!) that any team at all would be stupid enough to hire Clarkson in a situation where he's been forced from a head coaching position in disgrace for the reasons he'd have been forced out for here.

I mean we do some spectacularly dumb things, but that just ain't happening.

 

[bombadeer]

This one is genuinely special. Imagine being so utterly head*ed about Essendon that you could genuinely believe (in fact, GUARANTEE IT!) that any team at all would be stupid enough to hire Clarkson in a situation where he's been forced from a head coaching position in disgrace for the reasons he'd have been forced out for here.

I mean we do some spectacularly dumb things, but that just ain't happening.

Look, if he gets through “the process” then it’s kosher…

 

[Zephyr Effekt]

Is it cool to post hindsight pearlers from the Clarkson thread on the North board?

Asking for a friend.

 

[Beerfish]

Is it cool to post hindsight pearlers from the Clarkson thread on the North board?

Asking for a friend.

As long as they're deidentified go for it.

 

[BattlerGM]

Like Essendon ******* sucks.

Imagine losing eight games in a row to the current shitshow that we are. Just imagine.

Made worse by the fact that the last time they beat us we were top ups.
And they were on top of the ladder.
And we were dead last.
And it was by only 14 points.

 

[Doss]

Made worse by the fact that the last time they beat us we were top ups.
And they were on top of the ladder.
And we were dead last.
And it was by only 14 points.

And they were so dead on their feet that had that game run another five minutes, we would have overrun them.

 

[faible]

I'm not overly concerned.

North Melbourne has stared down the AFL and the rest of the sporting world over bigger and more concerning issues than the one we face now.

There is only 2 ways in which Clarkson won't coach Nth Melbourne:

1: He steps away as his drive and passion has been irrevocably crushed

2. The AFL strip him of his accreditation.

I can't see either of those things happening.

North supporters really getting behind the guy who doesn't work for them yet.

What issues are bigger and more concerning I wonder?

 

[astrowizzle]

If it was hird they would have crucified him on the cross. But hey clarko what a guy

 

[Corleone]

North supporters really getting behind the guy who doesn't work for them yet.

What issues are bigger and more concerning I wonder?

They've been sold a big bag of magic beans, if it doesn't work out they could be on the Spirit before they know it.

 

[Harpergun]

This makes me so happy for you guys, Essendon and Scott together will end up like some other famous couples

Hird and peptides
Nixon and school girls
Carey and Stevens
Cousins and drugs
Fevola and the browlow
Todd Carney and his own piss

I’ll no doubt get a ban for this and that’s perfectly ok. Enjoy the velvet tongued coach, his tactical skills are on par with a under 10s coach.
And the whole time he will make you feel like you are on the right path. Ohh you have some promising youngsters? Enjoy watching the VFL then.
Honestly made for each other.

 

[JT_the_Man]

This makes me so happy for you guys, Essendon and Scott together will end up like some other famous couples

Hird and peptides
Nixon and school girls
Carey and Stevens
Cousins and drugs
Fevola and the browlow
Todd Carney and his own piss

I’ll no doubt get a ban for this and that’s perfectly ok. Enjoy the velvet tongued coach, his tactical skills are on par with a under 10s coach.
And the whole time he will make you feel like you are on the right path. Ohh you have some promising youngsters? Enjoy watching the VFL then.
Honestly made for each other.

lolnorf

 

[TheUnicorn]

This makes me so happy for you guys, Essendon and Scott together will end up like some other famous couples

Hird and peptides
Nixon and school girls
Carey and Stevens
Cousins and drugs
Fevola and the browlow
Todd Carney and his own piss

I’ll no doubt get a ban for this and that’s perfectly ok. Enjoy the velvet tongued coach, his tactical skills are on par with a under 10s coach.
And the whole time he will make you feel like you are on the right path. Ohh you have some promising youngsters? Enjoy watching the VFL then.
Honestly made for each other.

 

[dank420_]

This makes me so happy for you guys, Essendon and Scott together will end up like some other famous couples

Hird and peptides
Nixon and school girls
Carey and Stevens
Cousins and drugs
Fevola and the browlow
Todd Carney and his own piss

I’ll no doubt get a ban for this and that’s perfectly ok. Enjoy the velvet tongued coach, his tactical skills are on par with a under 10s coach.
And the whole time he will make you feel like you are on the right path. Ohh you have some promising youngsters? Enjoy watching the VFL then.
Honestly made for each other.

Hey, at least you’re not just cowering away in the sympathy thread

 

[Zach Package]

This makes me so happy for you guys, Essendon and Scott together will end up like some other famous couples

Hird and peptides
Nixon and school girls
Carey and Stevens
Cousins and drugs
Fevola and the browlow
Todd Carney and his own piss

I’ll no doubt get a ban for this and that’s perfectly ok. Enjoy the velvet tongued coach, his tactical skills are on par with a under 10s coach.
And the whole time he will make you feel like you are on the right path. Ohh you have some promising youngsters? Enjoy watching the VFL then.
Honestly made for each other.

Pasta straight from the dumpster does strange things to people

 

[Doss]

This makes me so happy for you guys, Essendon and Scott together will end up like some other famous couples

Hird and peptides
Nixon and school girls
Carey and Stevens
Cousins and drugs
Fevola and the browlow
Todd Carney and his own piss

I’ll no doubt get a ban for this and that’s perfectly ok. Enjoy the velvet tongued coach, his tactical skills are on par with a under 10s coach.
And the whole time he will make you feel like you are on the right path. Ohh you have some promising youngsters? Enjoy watching the VFL then.
Honestly made for each other.

You seem to be prolapsed. My sympathies

 

[isthisit13]

This makes me so happy for you guys, Essendon and Scott together will end up like some other famous couples

Hird and peptides
Nixon and school girls
Carey and Stevens
Cousins and drugs
Fevola and the browlow
Todd Carney and his own piss

I’ll no doubt get a ban for this and that’s perfectly ok. Enjoy the velvet tongued coach, his tactical skills are on par with a under 10s coach.
And the whole time he will make you feel like you are on the right path. Ohh you have some promising youngsters? Enjoy watching the VFL then.
Honestly made for each other.

You forgot Clarko and the KKK

 

[windyhill]

This makes me so happy for you guys, Essendon and Scott together will end up like some other famous couples

Hird and peptides
Nixon and school girls
Carey and Stevens
Cousins and drugs
Fevola and the browlow
Todd Carney and his own piss

I’ll no doubt get a ban for this and that’s perfectly ok. Enjoy the velvet tongued coach, his tactical skills are on par with a under 10s coach.
And the whole time he will make you feel like you are on the right path. Ohh you have some promising youngsters? Enjoy watching the VFL then.
Honestly made for each other.

All good champ, maybe one day you could open the third tier at your home ground.

 

[bomberlegend2007]

This makes me so happy for you guys, Essendon and Scott together will end up like some other famous couples

Hird and peptides
Nixon and school girls
Carey and Stevens
Cousins and drugs
Fevola and the browlow
Todd Carney and his own piss

I’ll no doubt get a ban for this and that’s perfectly ok. Enjoy the velvet tongued coach, his tactical skills are on par with a under 10s coach.
And the whole time he will make you feel like you are on the right path. Ohh you have some promising youngsters? Enjoy watching the VFL then.
Honestly made for each other.

****ing lol

 

[bomberlegend2007]

You forgot Clarko and the KKK

I was thinking more North and rattling tins.

 

[carnthedons]

Pasta straight from the dumpster does strange things to people

Pretty sure it was souvlaki

 

[Dave]

Pretty sure it was Souvlaki

Had home made tonight. Bloody good!

 

[Albertross]

This makes me so happy for you guys, Essendon and Scott together will end up like some other famous couples

Hird and peptides
Nixon and school girls
Carey and Stevens
Cousins and drugs
Fevola and the browlow
Todd Carney and his own piss

I’ll no doubt get a ban for this and that’s perfectly ok. Enjoy the velvet tongued coach, his tactical skills are on par with a under 10s coach.
And the whole time he will make you feel like you are on the right path. Ohh you have some promising youngsters? Enjoy watching the VFL then.
Honestly made for each other.

You left out Norf and Tasmania!