Media Did you hear the one about philreich?

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A) Welcome to Spotswood, philreich! Great addition to the OOB.

B) "OOB hog all the good posters" caterwauling is hilarious, especially coming from long established clubs. We've only been around 4 seasons, and nobody is here against their will. Therefore: we're obviously providing something that OOB old and new want...

... like, actually having fun around here.

Got to give credit where credit is due, all the mindless sheep following their peers with their angst against the Baghdad Bombers.
While the Ophidian Old Boys are pulling down their pants & bending them over a barrel

 

[Braklet]

Yoko.

View attachment brak-show-s1e3-ohno.mp4

 

[Jabba73]

I know, right?

I'm sure if the OOBs ever need someone really bitter and jaded, you'll be first on Tigerturbulance's list.

It will take several retirements before that is a gap needing filling on your list.

You will also need to look elsewhere when that happens, I have already rejected all offers.

 

[Jabba73]

A) Welcome to Spotswood, philreich! Great addition to the OOB.

Agreed, fills a gaping void in your list with his sense of humour.

B) "OOB hog all the good posters" caterwauling is hilarious, especially coming from long established clubs.

The Baghdad Bombers welcome the addition of leadership and humour to your ranks, it almost brings you close to being competitive with us. Almost

You should stop equating the snort of derision directed at you with caterwauling, they are entirely different things that you really should be able to discern on your own.

We've only been around 4 seasons, and nobody is here against their will.

You are missing the point.

Far from your stated purpose of expanding the number of posters in the SFA, you are simply picking off the low hanging fruit at other clubs.

Therefore: we're obviously providing something that OOB old and new want...

... like, actually having fun around here.

Like all good retirement homes, the lifestyle staff are hard at work trying to create a veneer of entertainment for the poor old folk ready to give up on it all.

No one is convinced, including them.

 

[gab213]

Yes! Recruit!!!
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verb
1. enlist (someone) in the armed forces.
"we recruit our toughest soldiers from the desert tribes"
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2. DATED
replenish or reinvigorate (numbers, strength, etc.).
"travelling was said to recruit the constitution"
noun
a person newly enlisted in the armed forces and not yet fully trained.

A word the Old Boys know nothing of the meaning…

Recruits are new things I thought!

So the 3 you bring next season will make it alright for what you have done this season will it?

I don’t think the SFA is that stupid but I’m good to sit and wait it out!

You're confusing recruits and rookies. Someone new to the SFA is a rookie, and somebody new to any club, regardless of where they come from, is a recruit.

 

[gab213]

Welcome to the OOBs philreich, It's great to have you as part of the club.

 

[DemurePrincess]

You're confusing recruits and rookies. Someone new to the SFA is a rookie, and somebody new to any club, regardless of where they come from, is a recruit.

 

[gab213]

 

[DemurePrincess]

That’s not my job

 

[gab213]

That’s not my job

Spoken like a true Captain, you're already delegating over there, well done. Make them work.

 

[Robertio]

Got to give credit where credit is due, all the mindless sheep following their peers with their angst against the Baghdad Bombers.
While the Ophidian Old Boys are pulling down their pants & bending them over a barrel

Hilarious lol.

 

[Braklet]

Far from your stated purpose of expanding the number of posters in the SFA, you are simply picking off the low hanging fruit at other clubs.

Hey philreich, didja see what Jabba73 called you?

 

[Mrs Turbo]

I tried to explain this difference to DemurePrincess yesterday , but it's a lot like trying to explain qooty to a rookie!

or football to Prinnie

 

[philreich]

Hey philreich, didja see what Jabba73 called you?

In the immortal words of Basil Fawlty, I hope Jabba73 doesn't drive over any landmines on his way home .

 

[Mrs Turbo]

Far from your stated purpose of expanding the number of posters in the SFA, you are simply picking off the low hanging fruit at other clubs.

Tigerturbulance

Would you be kind enough to tell this eediot just HOW MANY rookies, the 'Boys have recruited in ONLY 4 Seasons
- please and thankyou

 

[Braklet]

Tigerturbulance

Would you be kind enough to tell this eediot just HOW MANY rookies, the 'Boys have recruited in ONLY 4 Seasons
- please and thankyou

 

[Mrs Turbo]

When Jabba73 needs a name change we've got it sorted - Stimpy

 

[Mrs Turbo]

Got to give credit where credit is due, all the mindless sheep following their peers with their angst against the Baghdad Bombers.
While the Ophidian Old Boys are pulling down their pants & bending them over a barrel

The question is always -
Who is Mumma and who is Pappa

 

[Robertio]

Tigerturbulance

Would you be kind enough to tell this eediot just HOW MANY rookies, the 'Boys have recruited in ONLY 4 Seasons
- please and thankyou

We have another 3 rookies starting soon and probably have recruited the most in the last 5 seasons, we're keeping the SFA afloat.

 

[Mrs Turbo]

We have another 3 rookies starting soon and probably have recruited the most in the last 5 seasons, we're keeping the SFA afloat.

Yes that's tomorrows news... I think we 'Boys already have added around 18 rookies to date... but Turbo would know for sure

 

[Robertio]

Yes that's tomorrows news... I think we 'Boys already have added around 18 rookies to date... but Turbo would know for sure

We should be a monty for a special award from the SFA soon.

 

[Mrs Turbo]

Yes that's tomorrows news... I think we 'Boys already have added around 18 rookies to date... but Turbo would know for sure

Yep Tigerturbulance (and you too) and recruited 18 ROOKIES into the SFA

That's like the aqueduct in Rome!

 

[Braklet]

philreich

 

[VainGlorious]

Old Buoys out-Bombering the Bombers.

You really hate to see it.





















Wait a sec.

 

[VainGlorious]

Who else can we poach?

Is there anyone in the Sweet FA that identifies as an egg?

I’d start there, my little pugnacious friend.