Think Tank Does Hawkthorn have the most insecure supporter base in the league?

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Meanies :(
 
You pricks :mad::mad: (all good though)
Don't worry darlings, those of you Hawkthorn fans who are in the 48% can find refuge in this thread. :hearts:

The rest of you homophobic bigots can go.... go.... FLUFF YOURSELVES! Yes I went there!!

Phew, see how much of a huff you negative ninnies get me into :fire: I'm off for a milk bath with my friends Percy and Lance.
 

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StinkFlamingo possibly the saddest campaigner floating around the entire universe.

The boredom that has hijacked his life would be beyond comprehension.
 
StinkFlamingo possibly the saddest campaigner floating around the entire universe.

The boredom that has hijacked his life would be beyond comprehension.
Just back from my milk bath darling, I can confirm I certainly do not "stink". Very clever though, "PorkedMongrel" (giggle).

During the bath, Percy, Lance and I were discussing and having a good little laugh about how insecure and easy it is to rile up Hawkthorn supporters. Percy himself comes from a family of Hawkthorn supporters, the poor fellow, and he's all the time giving a good yarn how they badger him and bring up things related to Hawkthorn at the most inappropriate times. The worst thing, he says, is that the silly people only started going to games when Hawkthorn actually starting winning games all those years ago! I did not think Hawkthorn were known for bandwagoning but maybe I was wrong! :rainbow:
 
Wow darling, you just keep on going don't you ;) By going, I do mean melting of course, you big silly. If only you had the stamina in bed that you have with melty posts, you would not have to spend so much time on BigFooty :rainbow:

Of course I'm coming back, I can't leave you in your current state of despair.....I'm here to answer your cry for help. I refuse to leave a wounded solider in the battlefield.....its un Hawthorn like.
My little Louie an adorable little Papillon just before he came out of the closet, he was just like yourself...blaming the world for his own shortcomings and inadequacies, he was confused, disillusioned and embarrassed by his sexual urges/thoughts for the same sex . At times he was alone, sitting in a dark room, miserable, eating his ow ar*se, but with a bit of love and support I nursed him through his darkest days.
What i'm trying to say is...I don't care that your breathe smells like anal ricotta or that your fingers are stained with the same stench of excrement. i just want you to be able to walk down the street, head held high comfortable within your own skin.
Let the sun come out......Your friend Dip :)
 
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Of course I'm coming back, I can't leave you in your current state of despair.....I'm here to answer your cry for help. I refuse to leave a wounded solider in the battlefield.....its un Hawthorn like.
My little Louie an adorable little Papillon just before he came out of the closet, he was just like yourself...blaming the world for his own shortcomings and inadequacies, he was confused, disillusioned and embarrassed by his sexual urges/thoughts for the same sex . At times he was alone, sitting in a dark room, miserable and eating his ow ar*se, but with a bit of love and support I nursed him through his darkest days.
What i'm trying to say is...I don't care that your breathe smells like anal ricotta or that your fingers are stained with the same stench of excrement. i just want you to be able to walk down the street, head held high comfortable within your own skin.
Let the sun come out......Your friend Dip :)
Darlings of the Bay... what did I just read??

It's like dipper is melting while coming onto me? :rainbow:
 
The very fact that this thread has made it to three pages kind of proves the OPs point doesn't it!


I'm very disappointed in you Jimmy, we have a fellow Bay13 family member airing his deepest and darkest demons, You have ignored his cry for help...this is bigger than our petty little club rivalry...we need to unite as one and get him through this period of self loathing.
Haven't we learnt from our mistakes from the past, If Gary Ablett jnr had the same love and support as Pink flamingo has today, then Gary wouldn't be lost to our wonderful state. Its a travesty he was chased out of Geelong.
 
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Darlings of the Bay... what did I just read??

It's like dipper is melting while coming onto me? :rainbow:

Pinky......this is not a sausage market where you can feed your sexual urges.
Running away will only prolong your pain.......I can't help you if you refuse to help yourself.
Let the sun come out ....your friend dip :)
 
I'm very disappointing in you Jimmy, we have a fellow Bay13 family member airing his deepest and darkest demons, You have ignored his cry for help...this is bigger than our petty little club rivalry...we need to unite as one and get him through this period of self loathing.
Haven't we learnt from our mistakes from the past, If Gary Ablett jnr had the same love and support as Pink flamingo has today, then Gary wouldn't be lost to our wonderful state. Its a travesty he was chased out of Geelong.
Don't be dissapointed Dip...........just don't feed the troll, and I'll stop "but but Hawthorning";)
You're a much much better poster than getting sucked into a Benny

As for Gaz......didn't we win a flag the year after he left......same way you did with Buddy. No individual makes a club!
 
Don't be dissapointed Dip...........just don't feed the troll, and I'll stop "but but Hawthorning";)
You're a much much better poster than getting sucked into a Benny

As for Gaz......didn't we win a flag the year after he left......same way you did with Buddy. No individual makes a club!

But Jimmy...I'm enjoying this, why would you try to deprive me of my enjoyment.
It takes a very special kind of poster, an experienced poster, to manipulate an OP to deviate away from his original post through the age old art of deception.
I know preying on the mentally weak is sometimes frowned upon, but still, I now have him replying at a whim regarding his sexual preferences for men.
PS: I hope he doesn't catch on. :)

As for Gaz, wouldn't you have preferred he stayed. He was at peace with himself and yet you still managed to chase him out.....heartbreaking stuff.
 
But Jimmy...I'm enjoying this, why would you try to deprive me of my enjoyment.
It takes a very special kind of poster, an experienced poster, to manipulate an OP to deviate away from his original post through the age old art of deception.
I know preying on the mentally weak is sometimes frowned upon, but still, I now have him replying at a whim regarding his sexual preferences for men.
PS: I hope he doesn't catch on. :)

As for Gaz, wouldn't you have preferred he stayed. He was at peace with himself and yet you still managed to chase him out.....heartbreaking stuff.
You said it yourself ....preying on the mentally ill is not cool.
As for Gaz.......Gaz Smaz, he can count his millions, while we can count Premierships and finals appearances. None of which he'll ever experience again
 
Here's three things that will guarantee a bite from any Hawthorn/Tassie Hawks supporter.

- say that there colours and brown and yellow.
- ask them when they are going to relocate to Tasmania
- accuse them of fudging the figures with membership numbers.
 
Here's three things that will guarantee a bite from any Hawthorn/Tassie Hawks supporter.

- say that there colours and brown and yellow.
- ask them when they are going to relocate to Tasmania
- accuse them of fudging the figures with membership numbers.

It's frkn gold!
 
Here's three things that will guarantee a bite from any Hawthorn/Tassie Hawks supporter.

- say that there colours and brown and yellow.
- ask them when they are going to relocate to Tasmania
- accuse them of fudging the figures with membership numbers.
Stick to what you ok at, no words just posting pictures with numbers
 
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