Think Tank Does Hawkthorn have the most insecure supporter base in the league?

[TazHawk15]

Here's three things that will guarantee a bite from any Hawthorn/Tassie Hawks supporter.

- say that there colours and brown and yellow.
- ask them when they are going to relocate to Tasmania
- accuse them of fudging the figures with membership numbers.

Here is one certain way to get a bite from a Handbagger.

Point out the fact they are our bitches When it counts.

What do you say pic Boy?

 

[chefmeister]

Love that Geelong edumacation.

Chomp.

It's frkn gold!

Chomp.

Stick to what you ok at, no words just posting pictures with numbers

Chomp, lol...

 

[chefmeister]

So you agree that the Handbagger Flogs who flooded this place the day after the 2007 GF have done a runner now you are back to being shit.

Lol
Just how the hawfs are all suddenly "lifetime members" after some recent success yet none will admit they voted 'YES' even though the facts show that one in every three of you did.
Fairweather, insecure, lying cowards.

 

[chefmeister]

Here is one certain way to get a bite from a Handbagger.

Point out the fact they are our bitches When it counts.

What do you say pic Boy?

And another chomp for good measure.

 

[PinkFlamingo]

Here is one certain way to get a bite from a Handbagger.

Point out the fact they are our bitches When it counts.

What do you say pic Boy?

Darlings, I think it is fair to say that all one needs to get a bite from TazHawk15 is either "Geelong" or "Sydney" listed under your username

 

[PowerForGood]

#alwayshawks

 

[Red mist]

And another chomp for good measure.

No sweat.

 

[NetworkNerd]

Lol
Just how the hawfs are all suddenly "lifetime members" after some recent success yet none will admit they voted 'YES' even though the facts show that one in every three of you did.
Fairweather, insecure, lying cowards.

Happy to admit I wasn't a member in 1996 and hence didnt vote... of course I wasn't even a teenager at the time.

 

[chefmeister]

Happy to admit I wasn't a member in 1996 and hence didnt vote... of course I wasn't even a teenager at the time.

Thats ok, I already know what you would have voted.

 

[DaVillaBlues]

This guy must be such a hit with the ladies, in fact, I'm half convinced its Pink Flamingo himself...

 

[Crankyhawk]

Oh darling, you just proved my point perfectly

Here in Sydney we're not ashamed or insecure unlike you Hawkthorn fans. We are happy We don't get hung up on whether fans of other teams actually acknowledge us and think we're the best thing since sliced bread (or as I like to say, the best thing since Adam Lambert!).

Not rated by everyone and his dog, cat and pet spider? Does not worry us one bit.
Be unloved and unfairly treated by the MRP guys? Does not worry us one bit.
Lose a grand final? Does not worry us one bit.
**** in the mouth? Does not worry us one bit

Can you Hawkthorn fans be so honest?

We acknowledge that things like that worry us. Can I add a few more to the swans' list?

Be barred from trading in players?
Have the academies affected by having to pay closer to "market value" for players?
Having to justify the COLa (must be a bit like Essendon supporters and the taking of the syringes)

 

[Packedlunch]

Gold.

Not yellow.

 

[Crankyhawk]

Just back from my milk bath darling, I can confirm I certainly do not "stink". Very clever though, "PorkedMongrel" (giggle).

During the bath, Percy, Lance and I were discussing and having a good little laugh about how insecure and easy it is to rile up Hawkthorn supporters. Percy himself comes from a family of Hawkthorn supporters, the poor fellow, and he's all the time giving a good yarn how they badger him and bring up things related to Hawkthorn at the most inappropriate times. The worst thing, he says, is that the silly people only started going to games when Hawkthorn actually starting winning games all those years ago! I did not think Hawkthorn were known for bandwagoning but maybe I was wrong!

Well its pretty hard to not bandwagon as we've been winning more often than not since the late 1970's. About the only non bandwagoners would be those who started in mid to late 90s.

 

[Crankyhawk]

Lol
Just how the hawfs are all suddenly "lifetime members" after some recent success yet none will admit they voted 'YES' even though the facts show that one in every three of you did.
Fairweather, insecure, lying cowards.

I will admit to not voting, I was not a member at the time.

 

[Asgardian]

Hawks, Pies, hell, there's lots of them that currently feel threatened ...

 

[TazHawk15]

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This guy must be such a hit with the ladies, in fact, I'm half convinced its Pink Flamingo himself...

You could be on to something.

No doubt this Flog has adopted a new team now that the Handbaggers are back to being shit.

 

[PinkFlamingo]

You could be on to something.

No doubt this Flog has adopted a new team now that the Handbaggers are back to being shit.

Sweetie, I've been a longtime Sydney Swans fan. Over all of those 10 years they have brought me nothing but good times. As a Hawkthorn fan I am sure you can relate, which is what makes your insecurity so puzzling.

 

[Gunstall555]

Be unloved and unfairly treated by the MRP guys? Does not worry us one bit.

LOL

 

[newcs]

 

[JoseMourinho]

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This guy must be such a hit with the ladies, in fact, I'm half convinced its Pink Flamingo himself...

KILL IT WITH FIRE!

 

[Jtree]

I'm easily offended & I have a few eating disorders.

Not too sure if that is classified as "insecurity" or just regular old, boring AIDS....

Hang on, I'll check yahoo answers!

 

[Mister_A]

To OP:

 

[Hawkk]

Here's three things that will guarantee a bite from any Hawthorn/Tassie Hawks supporter.

- say that there colours and brown and yellow.
- ask them when they are going to relocate to Tasmania
- accuse them of fudging the figures with membership numbers.

Hi newsc flog,

Why do you have a picture of a flog 4 years retired holding up three random non consecutive trophies from 4, 6 and 8 years past?

Will you lose your job once Ford finally bails out of your shit truck town?

 

[TazHawk15]

Sweetie, I've been a longtime Sydney Swans fan. Over all of those 10 years they have brought me nothing but good times.

So you think watching the Hawks tear apart the AFL sponsored COLA was a good time.

Shit your are the worst Benny we have had on the Bay for a while.

 

[newcs]

Hi newsc flog,

Why do you have a picture of a flog 4 years retired holding up three random non consecutive trophies from 4, 6 and 8 years past?

Will you lose your job once Ford finally bails out of your shit truck town?

What about the flog in your picture, how long has he been retired for.
And the selective stats in your signature appear to be ranting on about things more than 8 years old.