Doggies v Swans banter thread.

[The Original Swooper]

It's a 29 for lip Sync a 28 for appearance and a 12 for originaility.

I don't lip sync fella. I sing. As I play my air rake in the garden.

 

[bontshow]

Should rename it the the Umpires v Swans banter thread, that will get them interested

 

[Norm De Guerre]

The number of days since the Swans last beat the bulldogs.

Coincidentally this may also be the very bus that ran over them on Grand Final day precipitating their current malaise.



Absolute bunnies.

 

[Banyo Bloods]

What’s this thread there is no banter
Prediction – Swans in a canter

 

[Pugz89]

What’s this thread there is no banter
Prediction – Swans in a canter

We invited Swans to banter and run amok
But geez your poetic posts really suck.

 

[Mofra]

We invited Swans to banter and run amok
But geez your poetic posts really suck.

Was hoping for a spark, a light, a joke
Or at least a reminder of their Grand Final choke

 

[Pugz89]

Was hoping for a spark, a light, a joke
Or at least a reminder of their Grand Final choke

They try to block out that fateful day
They blame the umpires for the loss
But with the Dogs' recent record against the Swans
We were always going to show them who was boss

 

[Mofra]

They try to block out that fateful day
They blame the umpires for the loss
But with the Dogs' recent record against the Swans
We were always going to show them who was boss

They try to blame the umps,
But their effect was S.F.A
When we played-on from so many frees,
And Hanners went soft at the ball

(It rhymes, trust me)

 

[RUNVS]

All the pressure on you guys this week. Swans have been terrible this year, and just got beaten by a terrible Hawthorn team. It is an important year for the Bulldogs, as this is the year where the Bulldogs prove if they fluked the flag last year or if it was part of something more. Will you guys become a genuinely very good club of this era, or will you be a footnote before the era of GWS grounds the rest of the competition into dust?

 

[StringyDog]

All the pressure on you guys this week. Swans have been terrible this year, and just got beaten by a terrible Hawthorn team. It is an important year for the Bulldogs, as this is the year where the Bulldogs prove if they fluked the flag last year or if it was part of something more. Will you guys become a genuinely very good club of this era, or will you be a footnote before the era of GWS grounds the rest of the competition into dust?

meh GWS, we already have it over them like we do all the Sydney based sides

 

[RUNVS]

meh GWS, we already have it over them like we do all the Sydney based sides

Didn't they beat you about 6 weeks ago?

 

[MYOB]

Grand final day was at the G
Swans were pissed we got all the frees
Easton was great, especially his hit
Swans were hot happy, who gives a shit


Dale managed to bring buddy down
Then it was up to Tom to kick the sealer
You could hear the cheers from Footscray town
Swans needed to bring in a nightmare healer

(i'll get back to my day job now)

 

[Mutt]

Didn't they beat you about 6 weeks ago?

You may have noticed that we never let the truth get in the way of a good story....

 

[Dazb86]

Didn't they beat you about 6 weeks ago?

They might have beat us on the scoreboard but not in our hearts.

 

[RUNVS]

They might have beat us on the scoreboard but not in our hearts.

Yeah but while you guys were sinking to the bottom of the ocean they were on a bit of debris that could have easily fit the both of you on it.

 

[Dogs_R_Us]

Didn't they beat you about 6 weeks ago?

Just. We allowed them to by kicking 19 points. Won't happen again.

 

[Pugz89]

Why are we talking about the Giants in a Dogs v Swans banter thread anyway? Just to get it back on track...

The Swans tend to take an extra week off after a bye, and the bye is the 'only reason' we are now affectionately known as the reigning premiers.. These two scenarios can only mean one thing...

 

[grassman75]

Thank god someone from Sydney showed up - the other poet guy was in Brisbane

 

[RUNVS]

Thank god someone from Sydney showed up - the other poet guy was in Brisbane

Swans supporters, coaches and players are considerably smarter than average, so we are all poets. Longmire is writing a haiku as we speak to inspire the players for the upcoming game.

 

[Pannalstaroz]

Hope Tippett plays. He is to Sydney what Netflix was to Blockbuster Video.

 

[X_box_X]

All the pressure on you guys this week. Swans have been terrible this year, and just got beaten by a terrible Hawthorn team. It is an important year for the Bulldogs, as this is the year where the Bulldogs prove if they fluked the flag last year or if it was part of something more. Will you guys become a genuinely very good club of this era, or will you be a footnote before the era of GWS grounds the rest of the competition into dust?

We perform best under pressure.

We have won our past four against you, two of them at the SCG.

We have a 3-0 record under Bevo the week after having a bye.

Round 12 is the Bulldogs' most successful round, with a 64.67% win Percentage (58W 31L 3D - 63.0%W, 33.7%L, 3.3%D).

 

[Bald]

Hope Tippett plays. He is to Sydney what Netflix was to Blockbuster Video.

Tippett was most definitely not a cheap upgrade.

He was actually the opposite ahah.

No the joke did not fly over my head.

 

[MYOB]

I could not believe it when I saw that the Swans were $1.75 and the Dogs $2.05.

 

[Banyo Bloods]

Thank god someone from Sydney showed up - the other poet guy was in Brisbane

Doesn't make me any less of a supporter. Been supporting the Swans for a very long time before there was a Brisbane.

 

[Banyo Bloods]

I could not believe it when I saw that the Swans were $1.75 and the Dogs $2.05.

Quite a few Swans supporters are getting on those odds. Crazy!