Tex_21
Norm Smith Medallist
Gay as AIDS. Can I say that?
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All feathers but can't fly
Speak up, This isn't a Chemist Shop
His mouth's writing cheques his body can't cash.
Speak up, This isn't a Chemist Shop
His mouth's writing cheques his body can't cash.
Oscarman
Norm Smith Medallist
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Dumb as a box of hammers.
Going like a cut cat.
Going like a cut cat.
TheStinger
Brownlow Medallist
- Apr 23, 2009
- 12,748
- 1,352
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- St Kilda
- Other Teams
- Penguins, Aston Villa, Adel Utd.
When going to the toilet...
I have to see a man about a dog.
Or my personal favourite...
I have to drop the kids off at the pool.
I have to see a man about a dog.
Or my personal favourite...
I have to drop the kids off at the pool.
Bound 4 september
Senior List
Face on her like a robbers dog...
shad518
Senior List
Full as a fat women's sock. (drunk)
Arse a bit low to the ground. (too short)
Two asprin on an ironing board. (small ****)
Arse a bit low to the ground. (too short)
Two asprin on an ironing board. (small ****)
The Cranium
BigFootyDesert Dweller
Is the Pope Catholic
Does a bear shit in the woods
Does raggedy anne have a cloth ****
Does a bear shit in the woods
Does raggedy anne have a cloth ****
She's got a head looks like a burnt thong.
She's got a head looks like a dropped pie.
She's got a head looks like a dropped pie.
rocker_oz33
TheBrownDog
as lose as a sausage in a bucket
more front than Myers
as lose as throwing a sausage down a hall way
why don't you go back to your home on wh@r# island
more front than Myers
as lose as throwing a sausage down a hall way
why don't you go back to your home on wh@r# island
Bomberlicious
Cancelled
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When describing the ease of cutting or inserting something -
Like a hot knife through a leper
Like a hot knife through a leper
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A few of these have been tabled...
As flat as a ducks instep
As black as a dogs guts
More pricks than a second hand dart board
As full as a doctors wallet
As bold as brass
As cold as a witches tit
As cold as a mother-in laws kiss
More moves than a steam driven stopwatch
As sharp as a sugarbag full of wet spaghetti
About as subtle as a smack in the chops
Vanished like a fart in a fan factory
Lower than a snakes belly in a wheel rut.
As funny as a hat full of arseholes
Dry as a pommies towel
As thick as a brick
As happy as a pig in shit
As tight as a camels arse in a sandstorm
As confused as a blind lesbian in a fish market
As useful as a one-armed trapeze artist with an itchy arse
As nervous as a long tail cat in a room full of rocking chairs
Cold enough to freeze the balls of a brass monkey
Flat out like a lizard drinking
As full as a state school hatrack
Dropped him like a sack of spuds
He had a head on him like a half-chewed mango
Jumpy as a cat on a hot tin roof
As flat as a shit carter's hat
As tight as a fishes arse
As sharp as a tack
Higher than Joe Cocker
As loose as a goose
Assilly as a wheel
As full as a bull's bum.
He's as sharp as a billiard ball
As silly as a cut snake
As mad as a meat axe
As dry as a dead dingo's donger
As busy as a one-armed paper hanger
Busier than a one armed bricklayer in beirut
Hung like a mallee bull
As thick as two short planks
As thick as a brick
Slower than a wet week
Dumber than dog shit
As silly as a dog with two dicks
As dry as an arabs fart
Busier than a one legged man in a bum kicking competition
As strong as an ox
Got a head on her like a robbers dog
Colder than a nuns nasty
Off like a bride’s nightie
As useful as an ashtray on a motor bike
As useful as a hip pocket in a singlet
As happy as Larry
Sticks out like the back wheels on a dog
As useless as a spare prick on a wedding night
As useless as a half opened pocket-knife
As shakey as a shithouse rat
Up and down like a whores drawers
Had more pricks than a pair of rental trousers
Had more pricks than a second hand dart board
As toey as a roman sandal
Seen better heads hanging over a piss trough
Got a head like a kicked in shit bin
Got a face like a dried up buffalo ****
As tough as boarding house steak
As crook as rookwood
As useful as a chocolate teapot
She could eat an apple through a tennis racquet
Got a head on her like a twisted sandshoe
As full as a fairies phonebook
Harder than the hobs of hell
As popular as dandruff
About as bright as a hurricane lantern
As busy as a one-armed pickpocket at a kangaroos' convention
As much use as an ashtray on a windsurfer
As flash as a rat with a gold tooth
Done up like a pox-doctor's clerk
More degrees than a thermometer
Older than methuselah
As popular as a pork chop in a synagogue
About as sharp as a bowling ball
As hard as a bulls head
As bright as a box of budgies
As blind as a welders dog
Whines like the wife on payday
As ugly as a mud fence
As poor as church mice
As awkward as a cow with a musket.
As flat as a ducks instep
As black as a dogs guts
More pricks than a second hand dart board
As full as a doctors wallet
As bold as brass
As cold as a witches tit
As cold as a mother-in laws kiss
More moves than a steam driven stopwatch
As sharp as a sugarbag full of wet spaghetti
About as subtle as a smack in the chops
Vanished like a fart in a fan factory
Lower than a snakes belly in a wheel rut.
As funny as a hat full of arseholes
Dry as a pommies towel
As thick as a brick
As happy as a pig in shit
As tight as a camels arse in a sandstorm
As confused as a blind lesbian in a fish market
As useful as a one-armed trapeze artist with an itchy arse
As nervous as a long tail cat in a room full of rocking chairs
Cold enough to freeze the balls of a brass monkey
Flat out like a lizard drinking
As full as a state school hatrack
Dropped him like a sack of spuds
He had a head on him like a half-chewed mango
Jumpy as a cat on a hot tin roof
As flat as a shit carter's hat
As tight as a fishes arse
As sharp as a tack
Higher than Joe Cocker
As loose as a goose
Assilly as a wheel
As full as a bull's bum.
He's as sharp as a billiard ball
As silly as a cut snake
As mad as a meat axe
As dry as a dead dingo's donger
As busy as a one-armed paper hanger
Busier than a one armed bricklayer in beirut
Hung like a mallee bull
As thick as two short planks
As thick as a brick
Slower than a wet week
Dumber than dog shit
As silly as a dog with two dicks
As dry as an arabs fart
Busier than a one legged man in a bum kicking competition
As strong as an ox
Got a head on her like a robbers dog
Colder than a nuns nasty
Off like a bride’s nightie
As useful as an ashtray on a motor bike
As useful as a hip pocket in a singlet
As happy as Larry
Sticks out like the back wheels on a dog
As useless as a spare prick on a wedding night
As useless as a half opened pocket-knife
As shakey as a shithouse rat
Up and down like a whores drawers
Had more pricks than a pair of rental trousers
Had more pricks than a second hand dart board
As toey as a roman sandal
Seen better heads hanging over a piss trough
Got a head like a kicked in shit bin
Got a face like a dried up buffalo ****
As tough as boarding house steak
As crook as rookwood
As useful as a chocolate teapot
She could eat an apple through a tennis racquet
Got a head on her like a twisted sandshoe
As full as a fairies phonebook
Harder than the hobs of hell
As popular as dandruff
About as bright as a hurricane lantern
As busy as a one-armed pickpocket at a kangaroos' convention
As much use as an ashtray on a windsurfer
As flash as a rat with a gold tooth
Done up like a pox-doctor's clerk
More degrees than a thermometer
Older than methuselah
As popular as a pork chop in a synagogue
About as sharp as a bowling ball
As hard as a bulls head
As bright as a box of budgies
As blind as a welders dog
Whines like the wife on payday
As ugly as a mud fence
As poor as church mice
As awkward as a cow with a musket.
spookism
Brownlow Medallist
All over it like a fat kid on a cupcake
All over it like a rash on a hooker
All over it like a rash on a hooker
Useless as a chocolate teapot.
Randy little bugger - Up and down like the Assyrian Empire.
Randy little bugger - Up and down like the Assyrian Empire.
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- #44
needs hitting over the head with a sock full of his own shit.
off like dads pjs on his birthday
off like dads pjs on his birthday
Father Jack
Brownlow Medallist
- Mar 23, 2006
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couldn't kill him with the back edge of an axe.
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Heard this one today. As cold as a Laplanders dogs nose
Had a head on her like a bucket of smashed crabs.
My personal fave.
My personal fave.
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A favorite from my wise old grand father:
If it has **** or wheels, it will cost you money.
If it has **** or wheels, it will cost you money.
Ugly - seen better heads on a badly poured beer
Bullshit artist - could talk under water with a mouth full of marbles
Doing nothing - standing around like a spare c*ck at a wedding
Soft - as tough as custard and twice as yellow
Unappreciative with food/wine - it would be like feeding strawberries to pigs
Not one to muck around - I'm not here to f**k chooks
my favourite you can't polish a T urd
Bullshit artist - could talk under water with a mouth full of marbles
Doing nothing - standing around like a spare c*ck at a wedding
Soft - as tough as custard and twice as yellow
Unappreciative with food/wine - it would be like feeding strawberries to pigs
Not one to muck around - I'm not here to f**k chooks
my favourite you can't polish a T urd
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