Live Event Dustin Martin coronation count + drinking games

[RAPPA]

At least he can read

 

[King Notorious]

****ing hell Bruce didn't realise we lost the Grand Final already

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

He has **** all charisma too, ie. about as much as his brother. At least Demetriou had that whole Darth Vader vibe which was great for shits & gigs

Symbolic of the AFL atm.

How many players can you name that have genuine charisma?

From my own team only Jack Steven and Jake Carlisle have any sort of fun and Charisma about them.

 

[richoatthedisco]

I think we all took Vlad for granted

His unique brand of terror will be considered a golden age in the history books

He was a ****wit crook who tried to ruin the game. Although as a Dogs fan you should be thankful to him, as he encouraged throwing the ball to prevent ball-ups. Won you blokes a flag.

Dusty, you're wrong, you are funny.

 

[darklake]

At least we know he can read. Sorta.

 

[Plugger35]

I'm impressed, I didn't think Dusty could read.

 

[Jazny]

I like Dusty now. He can join the #AdorableSquad. Don't judge a book by its cover.

 

[David Schwarz]

He was a ******* crook who tried to ruin the game. Although as a Dogs fan you should be thankful to him, as he encouraged throwing the ball to prevent ball-ups. Won you blokes a flag.

Dusty, you're wrong, you are funny.

I dunno about ruining the game. Essendon on drugs was pretty funny in hindsight

 

[QuietB]

Bruce is a pro - kudos

 

[imadodgyumpire]

Martin is actually pretty good in front of the media. He doesn't try hard and answers the question or says what needs to be said.

 

[A Cut Above]

I think we all took Vlad for granted

His unique brand of terror and organised organ trafficking will be considered a golden age in the history books

Gotta give the man credit for at least having some gravitas about him and not minding that everyone hated his guts.

Gillion is a nothing human who gives the impression of being a soulless entity genetically engineered by an alien species to impersonate one of us but is a hollowed out empty husk. He's the kind of creature who probably tells knock knock jokes with complete seriousness & finds them genuinely amusing, enjoys going to fancy dress parties and is convinced his career advancement has nothing to do with his family connections & social circles he moves in.

 

[richoatthedisco]

Symbolic of the AFL atm.

How many players can you name that have genuine charisma?

From my own team only Jack Steven and Jake Carlisle have any sort of fun and Charisma about them.

Carlisle? Fun? He's an emo sook.

We have Dusty, Rance, Jack, Sammy Lloyd.

 

[Lethality]

Well done Gil, you've killed footy

How?

 

[Morganashlee]

The anti-attention whore. Well done Dusty, well deserved medal and handled it as best as you could.

 

[Morganashlee]

Carlisle? Fun? He's an emo sook.

We have Dusty, Rance, Jack, Sammy Lloyd.

Why you naming vfl players?

 

[David Schwarz]

How?

Delaying AFL-X

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

Carlisle? Fun? He's an emo sook.

We have Dusty, Rance, Jack, Sammy Lloyd.

Carlisle did piss off Carlton.

Thats good enough for me.

 

[A Cut Above]

Symbolic of the AFL atm.

How many players can you name that have genuine charisma?

From my own team only Jack Steven and Jake Carlisle have any sort of fun and Charisma about them.

Mate we can't even name any players from your team let alone those with charisma

 

[Lethality]

Gotta give the man credit for at least having some gravitas about him and not minding that everyone hated his guts.

Gillion is a nothing human who gives the impression of being a soulless entity genetically engineered by an alien species to impersonate one of us but is a hollowed out empty husk. He's the kind of creature who probably tells knock knock jokes with complete seriousness & finds them genuinely amusing, enjoys going to fancy dress parties and is convinced his career advancement has nothing to do with his family connections & social circles he moves in.

Gill should be on the board of a Hollywood studio ruining directors cuts with his crowd pleasing and politically correct edits for maximum profit.

 

[ChappyUK]

How?

It's Howe

 

[richoatthedisco]

I dunno about ruining the game. Essendon on drugs was pretty funny in hindsight

The Essendrugs scandal would have gone a lot smoother if Vlad and Gilligan didn't conspire to yip them off about the bust.

Gotta give the man credit for at least having some gravitas about him and not minding that everyone hated his guts.

Gillion is a nothing human who gives the impression of being a soulless entity genetically engineered by an alien species to impersonate one of us but is a hollowed out empty husk. He's the kind of creature who probably tells knock knock jokes with complete seriousness & finds them genuinely amusing, enjoys going to fancy dress parties and is convinced his career advancement has nothing to do with his family connections & social circles he moves in.

I would have liked this post for the Gilligan-bashing, but Vlad deserves no credit for anything but being a cynical campaigner.

 

[Pakenhamsaint]

And here comes the memorabilia

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

Mate we can't even name any players from your team let alone those with charisma

Just call a st kilda player jack.

Works for my mates at bars talking about footy.

 

[Pakenhamsaint]

The Master Coach!

 

[A Cut Above]

Gill should be on the board of a Hollywood studio ruining directors cuts for crowd pleasing, political correctness and maximum profit.

Or heading up a non-profit that pretends to care about the disadvantaged while secretly allocating 95% of donations to board member salaries