Dyson Derppell is retiring. Who’s the new worst player in the league?

[V_23]

I nominate the following potatoes:

Mason Cox

46

Mason Cox

Age

33

Ht

211cm

Wt

110kg

Pos.

F/R

Career

Season

Last 5

D

8.7

2star

K

5.2

2star

HB

3.5

3star

M

4.0

4star

T

1.6

4star

G

1.2

4star

D

6.0

1star

K

3.0

1star

HB

3.0

2star

M

2.3

2star

T

0.3

1star

G

1.0

4star

D

9.0

3star

K

5.4

2star

HB

3.6

3star

M

2.6

3star

T

2.4

4star

G

1.8

5star

Sam Frost

8

Sam Frost

Age

31

Ht

194cm

Wt

94kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.4

3star

K

7.1

3star

HB

5.2

4star

M

3.7

4star

T

1.9

4star

MG

191.6

3star

D

10.5

3star

K

6.3

3star

HB

4.3

3star

M

4.0

4star

T

1.5

2star

MG

191.6

3star

D

11.2

3star

K

6.0

3star

HB

5.2

4star

M

3.6

4star

T

1.4

4star

Darcy Moore

30

Darcy Moore

Age

28

Ht

203cm

Wt

100kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.1

3star

K

7.0

3star

HB

4.1

3star

M

4.8

5star

T

1.6

4star

MG

169.1

3star

D

13.9

3star

K

7.3

3star

HB

6.6

4star

M

4.9

5star

T

0.7

1star

MG

182.0

3star

D

6.8

2star

K

4.2

2star

HB

2.6

3star

M

2.6

3star

T

1.8

4star

MG

87.4

2star

Jake Stringer

20

Jake Stringer

Age

30

Ht

192cm

Wt

92kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.9

3star

K

8.5

3star

HB

4.4

3star

M

3.3

3star

T

2.5

4star

G

1.8

5star

D

8.5

2star

K

7.0

3star

HB

1.5

1star

M

2.8

3star

T

3.8

4star

G

2.5

5star

D

7.2

2star

K

4.8

2star

HB

2.4

3star

M

2.6

3star

T

1.4

4star

G

1.4

5star

Clayton Oliver

13

Clayton Oliver

Age

27

Ht

189cm

Wt

88kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

27.8

5star

K

9.5

4star

HB

18.4

5star

M

3.2

3star

T

6.3

5star

CL

6.3

5star

D

25.1

5star

K

11.1

4star

HB

14.0

5star

M

3.6

4star

T

5.6

5star

CL

5.9

5star

D

19.2

5star

K

4.6

2star

HB

14.6

5star

M

2.0

3star

T

4.4

5star

CL

3.8

5star

The entire Richmond list

 

[Chronz]

Mitch McGovern

11

Mitch Mcgovern

Age

30

Ht

190cm

Wt

88kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

10.1

3star

K

7.2

3star

HB

2.9

3star

M

4.6

4star

T

2.2

4star

MG

189.8

3star

D

7.6

2star

K

6.5

3star

HB

1.1

1star

M

3.6

4star

T

1.9

3star

MG

179.6

3star

D

10.8

3star

K

6.8

3star

HB

4.0

3star

M

4.0

4star

T

3.0

5star

MG

218.0

4star

.

 

[V_23]

Mitch McGovern.

 

[hawkman]

Ollie Hollands

Only gets a game because they got his brother and need to keep him happy

 

[FISTO]

The K Train!

 

[Kabanna]

The rest of Essendon’s list!

 

[Jazny]

Jake Stringer

20

Jake Stringer

Age

30

Ht

192cm

Wt

92kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.9

3star

K

8.5

3star

HB

4.4

3star

M

3.3

3star

T

2.5

4star

G

1.8

5star

D

8.5

2star

K

7.0

3star

HB

1.5

1star

M

2.8

3star

T

3.8

4star

G

2.5

5star

D

7.2

2star

K

4.8

2star

HB

2.4

3star

M

2.6

3star

T

1.4

4star

G

1.4

5star

 

[frggr]

Ollie Hollands

Only gets a game because they got his brother and need to keep him happy

Is he the one with the drug problem

 

[AvantGardener]

Is he the one with the drug problem

Its not a problem. He just got found with less than a gram of coke at the casino. Just a typical 21yo having responsible fun which unfortunately falls foul of draconian and outdated laws.

Being found unresponsive 6 days before a game, when you had only flown back into the city a mere few hours ago...now thats a problem.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Mitch McGovern.

Story checks out

 

[Trouto]

Orazio Fantasia

14

Orazio Fantasia

Age

29

Ht

180cm

Wt

73kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

13.6

3star

K

7.4

3star

HB

6.2

4star

M

3.6

4star

T

3.1

5star

G

1.4

5star

D

9.8

2star

K

5.4

2star

HB

4.4

3star

M

3.0

3star

T

1.2

2star

G

0.2

3star

D

12.0

3star

K

4.6

2star

HB

7.4

5star

M

3.4

4star

T

2.2

4star

G

0.0

1star

also has the worst name in the AFL

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

 

[frggr]

Its not a problem. He just got found with less than a gram of coke at the casino. Just a typical 21yo having responsible fun which unfortunately falls foul of draconian and outdated laws.

Being found unresponsive 6 days before a game, when you had only flown back into the city a mere few hours ago...now thats a problem.

Clearly it isn't a problem because only one of them faced court for their issue.

Pretty funny of Gold Coast to keep it a secret until the deal went through though

 

[AvantGardener]

Clearly it isn't a problem because only one of them faced court for their issue.

Pretty funny of Gold Coast to keep it a secret until the deal went through though

Lol imagine the court system if everyone who did a bag on the weekend went to court.

We knew he was facing court for it.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Pretty funny of Gold Coast to keep it a secret until the deal went through though

lol they knew and did the deal anyway

Club statement: Elijah Hollands

The Club issues a statement.

www.carltonfc.com.au

Finger on the pulse as always