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What's the record over the last couple of years? Pretty good our way, both at Kardinia and in Sydney.
2-3. I wouldn't say dominant.

Your game is suited to the narrow grounds, you won't get that at the G.
 
Lol, we've won 13 of the last 18 games against you blokes.

You hold no fear on the vast expanses of the MCG... You can't throttle and choke up sides there.

You'll need to get past the Crows first... I'm not sure you will but here's hoping.
Based on tonight they won't get within 15 goals of the crows - Eddie will kick 9 goals before tree quarter time
 

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But the SCG is really wide??:drunk:

We've beaten you at narrow and wide grounds. And we haven't played each other at the G for a while.
You won't get past Adelaide. Honestly - you worrying about how you're gonna play geelong is like a skinny chick choosing a desert when she's at Sizzler. Little does she know that the cheese toast and the salad bar will have her full as a fat lady's sock and the desert is never gonna happen. Adelaide will beat Sydney next week. The closest you'll get to playing geelong at the G Is watching buddy do the farewell lap grand final day free he goes down with another bout of "I've failed another coke test"
 
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You won't get past Adelaide. Honestly - you worrying about how you're gonna play geelong is like a skinny chick choosing a desert when she's at Sizzler. Little does she know that the cheese toast and the salad bar will have her full as a fat lady's sock and the desert is never gonna happen. Adelaide will rape Sydney next week. The closest you'll get to playing geelong at the G Is watching buddy do the farewell lap grand final day free he goes down with another bout of "I've failed another coke test"
Gee you are an obnoxious little shit.
Had your first ever beer tonight did you?
 
Gee you are an obnoxious little shit.
Had your first ever beer tonight did you?


My. The first beer joke. Haven't heard that from an adult in years. Hahahahaha you're terrible at this. Maybe you should give up the bay? You don't seem suited to witty funny writing. You seem suited to quality melts and childish prose. Maybe time to head back to minecraft for a while until you can mix if with the big boys some more?
 
My. The first beer joke. Haven't heard that from an adult in years. Hahahahaha you're terrible at this. Maybe you should give up the bay? You don't seem suited to witty funny writing. You seem suited to quality melts and childish prose. Maybe time to head back to minecraft for a while until you can mix if with the big boys some more?
This post is almost comprehensible, beats the hell out of the garbled gibberish of the your last few anyway.
Btw. You should consider yourself lucky im not a masher.
 
Which umpire told Selwood to shut up and act like a captain?
Probably the same one who gave him a 50 and gimmie goal against Hodge for back chatting.

Ohhhhhhhh!!!
 
But the SCG is really wide??:drunk:

We've beaten you at narrow and wide grounds. And we haven't played each other at the G for a while.
I was talking about KP as opposed to the MCG... Anyway I'm fairly confident we'll get the job done either way.

You have a few kids who looked overawed with finals.

I can't see you beating us on the MCG.

And besides, if we can't we're not worthy of a grand final berth and a possible premiership anyway.
 
You won't get past Adelaide. Honestly - you worrying about how you're gonna play geelong is like a skinny chick choosing a desert when she's at Sizzler. Little does she know that the cheese toast and the salad bar will have her full as a fat lady's sock and the desert is never gonna happen. Adelaide will beat Sydney next week. The closest you'll get to playing geelong at the G Is watching buddy do the farewell lap grand final day free he goes down with another bout of "I've failed another coke test"
Massive overreaction there dude. We will be playing on our home deck. I give us a 50-50 chance, like every game we play. Keep the flowery metaphors for your grand final valediction.
 
I was talking about KP as opposed to the MCG... Anyway I'm fairly confident we'll get the job done either way.

You have a few kids who looked overawed with finals.

I can't see you beating us on the MCG.

And besides, if we can't we're not worthy of a grand final berth and a possible premiership anyway.
Can't really disagree with anything there, except there's unknown variables. We played poorly yesterday, but I don't think any side in the 8 would've beaten them in the form they were in on the day. It was quite sobering watching them live, seeing how dangerous and in control of space they were.
 

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Can't really disagree with anything there, except there's unknown variables. We played poorly yesterday, but I don't think any side in the 8 would've beaten them in the form they were in on the day. It was quite sobering watching them live, seeing how dangerous and in control of space they were.
The AFL's Frankenstein is fully awake now. The rest of us will be trading for their scraps, thus setting them up for the next 5-10 years.

All hail our orange overlords.

BTW WTF is this Swans-Cats shitfighting in an anti-Hawk thread? Have I woken up in an alternate universe?
 
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The AFL's Frankenstein is fully awake now. The rest of us will be trading for their scraps, thuis setting them up for the next 5-10 years.

All hail our orange overlords.

BTW WTF is this Swans-Cats shitfighting in an anti-Hawk thread? Have I woken up in an alternate universe?

After their highs on Friday they just realised we are on their side of the draw now, reads like some poo escaping


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The AFL's Frankenstein is fully awake now. The rest of us will be trading for their scraps, thuis setting them up for the next 5-10 years.

All hail our orange overlords.

BTW WTF is this Swans-Cats shitfighting in an anti-Hawk thread? Have I woken up in an alternate universe?
From memory GWS are still owed first round draft picks from Collingwood and someone else this year as well? They'll get a good pick for Macarthy, and will demand a first rounder for Lobb if he goes. The depth of their list is insane, they have prized first round draft picks clogging up their reserves team.

We could all see this coming. In GWS's case, it's arrived. Gold Coast should've done the same, but screwed the pooch.
 
From memory GWS are still owed first round draft picks from Collingwood and someone else this year as well? They'll get a good pick for Macarthy, and will demand a first rounder for Lobb if he goes. The depth of their list is insane, they have prized first round draft picks clogging up their reserves team.

We could all see this coming. In GWS's case, it's arrived. Gold Coast should've done the same, but screwed the pooch.
SOS deserves credit for building the list for a decade and not the moment like GC did.
We suffered some pain but it seems to have paid off.
Our list looks like being in terrific shape for a least 5-6 years.
 
This post is almost comprehensible, beats the hell out of the garbled gibberish of the your last few anyway.
Btw. You should consider yourself lucky im not a masher.
You're a shit poster. And your team are a rabble. A aged finished choking rabble.
After their highs on Friday they just realised we are on their side of the draw now, reads like some poo escaping


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you mob are 2-4 against top 8 sides this year, and one of those wins was against norf. Yesterday was a glimpse into your future - spineless hacks who genuinely aren't up to beating top sides in September. Sydney hold no fear for geelong. Neither do Adelaide. They are our bitch. Gws are the only side we have even mild concerns about.
 
SOS deserves credit for building the list for a decade and not the moment like GC did.
We suffered some pain but it seems to have paid off.
Our list looks like being in terrific shape for a least 5-6 years.
Can't argue with any of that. GC flipped the panic switch and have a fairly deep hole to climb out of.

Does Lobb have a year to run on his contract?
 
You're a shit poster. And your team are a rabble. A aged finished choking rabble.

you mob are 2-4 against top 8 sides this year, and one of those wins was against norf. Yesterday was a glimpse into your future - spineless hacks who genuinely aren't up to beating top sides in September. Sydney hold no fear for geelong. Neither do Adelaide. They are our bitch. Gws are the only side we have even mild concerns about.

Poo is escaping from other end now also.


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You're a shit poster. And your team are a rabble. A aged finished choking rabble.
That has achieved more than any side your club has ever fielded.

you mob are 2-4 against top 8 sides this year, and one of those wins was against norf. Yesterday was a glimpse into your future - spineless hacks who genuinely aren't up to beating top sides in September. Sydney hold no fear for geelong. Neither do Adelaide. They are our bitch. Gws are the only side we have even mild concerns about.

Gee110ng mean nothing to you?
 
You're a shit poster. And your team are a rabble. A aged finished choking rabble.

you mob are 2-4 against top 8 sides this year, and one of those wins was against norf. Yesterday was a glimpse into your future - spineless hacks who genuinely aren't up to beating top sides in September. Sydney hold no fear for geelong. Neither do Adelaide. They are our bitch. Gws are the only side we have even mild concerns about.
We beat Norf twice, Geelong, Hawks at the g, GWS and WC. At a quick glance that's six wins against top 8 sides???
 

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