Buln Buln v Neerim South - Charles BOG
Bunyip v Nyora - Comfortably. C.Wilson BOG
Ellinbank v Poowong - By 30 points
Garfield v Warragul Ind - Hobgen BOG
Kooweerup v Cora Lynn - In the battle of the potato farmers.
Lang Lang v Catani - Mitchell BOG
Nilma Darnum v Nar Nar Goon - N/R - After calling his fourth kick in infringement on the NNG fullback plugger cops some abuse from over the fence from two men he believes to be Stanley Da Russian and Tumbleweed. Since plugger is merely doing his job patrolling the kick-ins he feels he shouldn't have to cop this grief from the crowd. He takes the ball and heads straight to the brand new and very loud PA system (AFL approved under section 3 subsection 7978 (iv) of the trivial rules handbook plugger keeps next to his bed). Plugger then informs the perplexed crowd that the senior match will not start until Stanley and Tumbleweed come forward with their proper names to be submitted to league headquarters to be blacklisted. By this stage the crowd and players are even more bewildered and wonder what is going on. After 20 minutes nobody comes forward so plugger decides to call NNG players and officials into the presidents office one by one and are asked for the full names of Stanley and Tumble. Each player has no idea what is going on and the next is called in. By the time all players, officials and some spectators are interrogated it is 4.35pm and the sun is beginning to set on the Darnum Reserve. The two coaches decide to abandon the game and plugger goes home still with no idea who Stanley Da Russian and his sidekick Tumbleweed are.
About an hour later Plugger gets a call from Ken Moore for his take on the days events. By this time Plugger is onto his 8th bourbon and lets Kenny know all about the abuse he copped. He suggests that NNG should be made to forfeit all their points for the season like Melbourne Storm because they cannot control their crowd. When Ken has the nerve to tell plugger that is a little over the top, Plugger is furious with this and begins to go off the deep end (onto his 9th bourbon by this time). Plugger's Mrs hears the commotion from the next room and comes to check that he is okay. She tells plugger he looks unwell and should sit down whilst she checks his blood pressure. After getting his reading of 190/110 plugger tells her this is too high and that she should go to the cupboard to get him a green whistle to suck on. After sucking on the whistle for a while Plug's blood pressure manages to return to normal level and he goes to the fridge and gets number 10 to celebrate.
Bunyip v Nyora - Comfortably. C.Wilson BOG
Ellinbank v Poowong - By 30 points
Garfield v Warragul Ind - Hobgen BOG
Kooweerup v Cora Lynn - In the battle of the potato farmers.
Lang Lang v Catani - Mitchell BOG
Nilma Darnum v Nar Nar Goon - N/R - After calling his fourth kick in infringement on the NNG fullback plugger cops some abuse from over the fence from two men he believes to be Stanley Da Russian and Tumbleweed. Since plugger is merely doing his job patrolling the kick-ins he feels he shouldn't have to cop this grief from the crowd. He takes the ball and heads straight to the brand new and very loud PA system (AFL approved under section 3 subsection 7978 (iv) of the trivial rules handbook plugger keeps next to his bed). Plugger then informs the perplexed crowd that the senior match will not start until Stanley and Tumbleweed come forward with their proper names to be submitted to league headquarters to be blacklisted. By this stage the crowd and players are even more bewildered and wonder what is going on. After 20 minutes nobody comes forward so plugger decides to call NNG players and officials into the presidents office one by one and are asked for the full names of Stanley and Tumble. Each player has no idea what is going on and the next is called in. By the time all players, officials and some spectators are interrogated it is 4.35pm and the sun is beginning to set on the Darnum Reserve. The two coaches decide to abandon the game and plugger goes home still with no idea who Stanley Da Russian and his sidekick Tumbleweed are.
About an hour later Plugger gets a call from Ken Moore for his take on the days events. By this time Plugger is onto his 8th bourbon and lets Kenny know all about the abuse he copped. He suggests that NNG should be made to forfeit all their points for the season like Melbourne Storm because they cannot control their crowd. When Ken has the nerve to tell plugger that is a little over the top, Plugger is furious with this and begins to go off the deep end (onto his 9th bourbon by this time). Plugger's Mrs hears the commotion from the next room and comes to check that he is okay. She tells plugger he looks unwell and should sit down whilst she checks his blood pressure. After getting his reading of 190/110 plugger tells her this is too high and that she should go to the cupboard to get him a green whistle to suck on. After sucking on the whistle for a while Plug's blood pressure manages to return to normal level and he goes to the fridge and gets number 10 to celebrate.
