Employment & Career Guidance: In Honor Reykjavik 2015

[PieNSauce]

Business Intelligence Analyst/Developer

 

[Magpie Girl]

Come on BF posters, where are the artists, musos and poets?

App developer (one at least), student of italian, and maker of mosaics

(Have been a medical practice manager and small business owner.)

I can type, and I'm a great cook
Also good at cleaning my room, but no, I won't marry your daughter

 

[Vicky Park]

Reading the Matthew Scharenberg thread, it became evident the skills we have on this board. Gone Critical, TRS and mod Swooop all have medical backgrounds. And while I'd suggest you see your doctor if pain persists, these guys are a terrific guide for things medical at the club.

I reckon we have plenty of others with skills which would be helpful to other Pie fans. Maybe this can be a resource page for Pie fans willing to assist others, from doctors to mechanics to IT wonks.

Whack your skills down, but of course that doesn't mean you are obliged at any point in time to help.

At some point this would presumably be moved to the Nest.

Anyway, I'll get it started. (and an IT person might help me right here with the spacing/layout)

Name Skill
Cory Graphic Designer (avatar specialist)
Shpeshal Ed Graphic Designer
Sherriff Graphic/web Design
Kirby Stud
Boyohboywowee IT worker/amateur mechanic
NeilK IT
Absy Computer Programmer
Old Spice History (honours), writer
Speedytiger Hemorrhoid manufacturing
Obese Arachnid Hemorrhoid remover
100Volt1 Video editor/photography
Chilli Con Incarnate Gardening stud
DinoSoar Chemist/quality assurance mgr (how's the quality of this thread?)
ManchesterHairyballs Chemistry PhD Stud
Sicarius Chemistry Honours ho
Reykjavik Lawyer / PhD Chemistry (better call Saul)
Dave86 Lawyer
Frizzle An independent man
Gone Critical Doctor
Swooop Doctor
CLUBMed Psychotherapist/Psych Nurse
Bard Film studnet *may or may not include non violent erotica
Muzzy2 Logistics Kingpin
Snakewee Boner Technician
Ketchup Sports scientist
RobRoy King of surfboards
Jonbe Transport master
Bay Pie Father of the century/former ladies man/measly willy
Green Eggs Energy man and musico
Vicky Park Heritage consultant (that's right)
Lyfsux Steering wheel attendant
Wednesday Warrior History teacher/ex tennis pro/writer/orchardist/gardener/man for all seasons
Jerry Springer Navy Medic/ student of social science
Optimax Electronic, Biomedical Engineering graduate/physics, maths teacher
HouseofPaine Electrical Engineering student
Gutsroy Chemical Engineer/German knower/guide dog companion
Johnno94 Compressed Carbon
Grodie Brundy Kipfler
Pedro Builder
JMac70 Imbiber of beverages
VJKnight Thug cum menace
Gavin Brossisca Town Planner
Dejavu ICT/Time Management/Stress Consultant
Collingwood42 Quarantine officer/drug smuggler
Mental Magpie Electrical contractor
Jathanas Software developer
PiedPiper32 Communard and pop lord
Jelly Bean Management Consultant

Spicey, how come I'm the only one with '(that's right)' after my profession? Its a real job!

 

[Vicky Park]

There once was a man named Bucks,
A man who made his own luck,
He cleaned out the rot,
And got the team hot to trot,
And now the club takes zero f***s!

Not quite what I had in mind....

 

[Old Spice]

Spicey, how come I'm the only one with '(that's right)' after my profession? Its a real job!

Totally awesome is what is meant by that. Someone has to do these cool jobs.

 

[Vicky Park]

Totally awesome is what is meant by that. Someone has to do these cool jobs.

Aww, you're nice.

 

[PieNSauce]

Aww, you're nice.

OK you two... get a room!

 

[jonbe54]

I have 5 decades experience of dealing with smelly old Colliwobble jokes from ******s incapable of original thought - let alone original humour.

 

[lyfsux]

Come on BF posters, where are the artists, musos and poets?

I can be an artist if you like VP ( the BS type )

 

[McGuanes Seven]

Chartered Accountant. Sort business, tax and superannuation problems for the underdog. It's normally a conversation stopper when I tell people so that's probably the end of this thread!

 

[Magpie Girl]

Chartered Accountant. Sort business, tax and superannuation problems for the underdog. It's normally a conversation stopper when I tell people so that's probably the end of this thread!

No, we're far more tolerant.

Welcome aboard

 

[Magpie Girl]

Now Old Spice we just need everyone's age and marital status, and then us girls can have our pick

 

[Mental Magpie]

42 and single mg! ;-)

 

[Quicky]

Another old thread!
What hope have we (relatively) newbies got?

It's a BigFooty education to let everyone in on the jokes

Next time Old Spice talks about a miniature horse pinching hay loaves on MM's welcoming mat or some such you'll know whats going on

 

[The Royal Sampler]

Physiotherapist
Successful sports/racing handicapper and poker player
Doyen of PSX/PS2 RPG gaming
Owner of vacuum cleaner repair shop
Can make you disappear if you call up and ask for a new dust filter for your Hoover MaxExtract PressurePro model 60.

 

[76woodenspooners]

Engineer.

These days it's product development, medical devices.

 

[vjknight]

Can anyone do a rain dance ?

Sick of the heat.

 

[Swooop]

I'm a GP used to have my own practice in Hobart and be a club doctor at Sandy Bay footy club.

Worked at Defence in Canberra for a while, now live in Melbourne and work two weeks on two weeks off in Qld.

 

[CLUBMEDhurst]

I'm a GP used to have my own practice in Hobart and be a club doctor at Sandy Bay footy club.

Worked at Defence in Canberra for a while, now live in Melbourne and work two weeks on two weeks off in Qld.

A FIFO GP. Cool

 

[Collingwood42]

Run my own electrical contracting business.

Is that u Geralis?


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[loki04]

Miner, worked both underground and open cut.

 

[wicksy]

Specialise in end to end development of reporting solutions including development in pl-sql, ETL mappings, Oracle repository building and finally OBIEE presentation layer.... (ETL Developer/Business Intelligence Analyst)

 

[Stripes B and W]

This thread is just too much!!
Everyone seems so well adjusted, highly educated in text and life, spiritually enlightened and oh so gainfully employed.
Who would have thought...

 

[PieNSauce]

This thread is just too much!!
Everyone seems so well adjusted, highly educated in text and life, spiritually enlightened and oh so gainfully employed.
Who would have thought...

We need more toothless welfare recipients!

 

[Obese Arachnid]

We need more toothless welfare recipients!

Geez, i don't post often any more but I'm forgotten already!