Live Event Essendon vs 18th: Goo and melts to follow

[A Cut Above]

Also really want to answer the thread “What does this club stand for?”

Tanned skin, chemical fueled erections and a passion for Microsoft Excel?

 

[Iskender Time]

Tanned skin, chemical fueled erections and a passion for Microsoft Excel?

See these are the kinds of obvious answers that would get you banned.

 

[Mofra]

This is a good one:

1. Hurley, softest of all soft ■■■■■. Sick of him hatching the ■■■■■■■ ball. Players make ground on their opponents and he stands there with his thumb up his ■■■■ waiting for the long kick down the line.
   [*]Francis, absolutely no second effort. Less presence than my dead ■■■■■■■ grandmother.
   [*]Coaches, "I know, lets bring in the lightest kid at the team bar none for a game against a team that traditionally utilises big heavy bodies all over the ground.
   [*]Coaches, "I know, let’s not play a natural onballer on the ball, we’ll just let him rot in the forward line’
   [*]Stringer, ■■■■ it, I’m so good I don’t need to look at the ball or the play or anything else.
   [*]Clarke, “yeah, I know I missed to the left last time, but I don’t think I need to make any adjustment to my action or where I’m aiming, I’m sure it will be all right this time.”
   [*]Smith, “■■■■ it, I know the rules regarding 50m, but I’ll ignore them anyway”
   [*]Umpire, “yeah, I know the Irish dude hiot the ball into his arms but ■■■■ it, it is Sydney, here have the mark”.
   [*]Umpire, “Yeah, I know there weren’t any players out there where the Sydney player kicked the ball, and yeah it went over the line about 6 times for the match, but these dumd Sydney farks don’t understand the rules so they won’t be annoyed when we don’t pay deliberate”
   [*]Umpire, Yeah Cale Hooker was basically tackled before the marking contest, but I thought it would be fun to see the Sydney player mark it and play on.
   [*]Umpire, "What, Sydney players aren’t allowed to hold Dylan Shiel off the ball all night without being called for holding the man, surely you jest.
   [*]Dumb farkin players are dumb farkin players. FFS

 

[the avoca drover]

This is a good one:

Sounds like something craffles would write.
Get in here you spanka and defend your club.

 

[craffles]

Sounds like something craffles would write.
Get in here you spanka and defend your club.

**** whoever is saying shit about Essendon in the dick


I cbf reading the thread, hope this suffices