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Actually, that whole Ace Rimmer scene manages to hit a dozen or so tropes throughout.
1. Evil Nazi is also fat.
2. Bad guy can't shoot straight.
3. Bad guy leaves hero facing certain death - but crucially he leaves before hero is actually dead.
3. Hero complains about some minor irritant while facing certain death.
4. Cool line after killing (1st) villain.
5. Arrives to save heroine just in time (facing firing squad).
6. Bad guys still can't shoot straight (with rifles). Hero kills at least 6 bad guys with 4 shots (using tiny pistol).
7. Hero is more offended when his stylish outfit is slightly damaged, rather than the fact that bad guys are trying to kill him.
8. While hero is trapped inside wooden barn, bad guys fire dozens of bullets into it. All miss.
9. Hero finds means of escape inside barn - fully fuelled, with keys, and he knows how to drive it - far better than bad guys, whose machine it is and are preumably trained in how to use it.
10. Hero shoots off locks on chains while travelling on motorbike at speed - heroine thinks she is going to be shot, shuts eyes in horror, but is miraculously unharmed.
11. Hero pauses in middle of gunfight to exchange witty, flirty lines ('Lets have sex') with heroine, who smiles coyly in return. Bad guys keep missing.
12. The only thing worse than bad guys' shooting accuracy is their driving skill, leading to inevitable crash in hero's wake. (Crash involves fiery explosion).
13. Cool line by hero as he completes his escape (while leaving behind a last surprise that kills a couple more bad guys).
Still not as bad as James Bond, though.
Literally my favourite line of any RD episode: ‘there’ll be time for explanations later… and hopefully some sex.’