State of Origin Faillies

[saintkildaman]

Thats why your an idiot.

 

[Claypigeon]

FYI Freakie, i would of gone with Smellies for the thread title

All-Lies would have done I think. ..

However that is better than our Western Kiwis, otherwise known as "Double-Ewe, eh?". ..

Then there is the Victorian hand baggers, otherwise known as the Metro-Sexuals. ..

I know, I know. .. Us 'other' Vics are just Cun. .. I think I'll stop there. ..

 

[Papa Juggs]

pacemaker has always been that big of a douche Gus.

 

[BILC]

Thats why your an idiot.

I would argue that you indeed are the idiot in this situation?

saintkildaman, i actually think you would take the crown for worst grammar in the competition. You type like an 11 year old

 

[Ljp86]

saintkildaman, i actually think you would take the crown for worst grammar in the competition. You type like an 11 year old

Worst poster in the competition more like it. Seems that we have an heir to the throne for the SFA's biggest knobpolisher.

 

[BILC]

I would like to enter your create a jumper competition saintkildaman

Here is my entry

Reasons why my design should win:

1 - I chose to put nothing on the jumper to create an accurate representation of the number of brain cells you posses

2 - There is 7 stripes on the socks to represent the number of years ago you were born

3 - I also thought putting nothing on the jumper has a bit of a correlation with the amount of success the St Kilda football club has had

Can i join the SFA now?

 

[pacemaker]

Duggan I'm having second thoughts about pacemaker.

He's a bigger douche than I remember.

Thats no way to talk about a former Allies championship captain. Respect please.

Who are you?

Are you like a real pacemaker? Do you only kick in when everything else stops working and it all has to stop for you to work? OR are you the other kind of pacemaker that is just a front runner?

- Clayman

Never heard of you but you clearly have heard of me. I am not surprised.

Not having a w***er as one of your team mates?

Sure thing Mr Alias

Oh Frothies, mentioning me in the same breath as pacey? really?

I take offence

Clearly, This bloke has got no idea what it takes in win SoO CHAMPIONSHIPS AS A CAPTAIN.

 

[Zainta]

I would argue that you indeed are the idiot in this situation?

saintkildaman, i actually think you would take the crown for worst grammar in the competition. You type like an 11 year old

Well once we get past your gramatically incorrect I (it needs to be in capital lettering) we can also find the lack of punctuation at the conclusion of your sentence quite shocking in a post devoted to bagging some for gramattical imperfection. But hey, that's only something you learn in grade 2 BILC, you have a while to go before you have to worry about that.

 

[Gus]

Thats no way to talk about a former Allies championship captain. Respect please.

I have a leadership spot in this team now, which holds more water this year than your hanging on to past glory. Give me respect and I'll return the favour.

 

[BILC]

Well once we get past your gramatically incorrect I (it needs to be in capital lettering) we can also find the lack of punctuation at the conclusion of your sentence quite shocking in a post devoted to bagging some for gramattical imperfection. But hey, that's only something you learn in grade 2 BILC, you have a while to go before you have to worry about that.

Im sorry Zainty, did i hurted your feelings when i said bad things about St Kilda?

 

[Zainta]

No, that I'm used to. But **** with grammar and you're going down!!

 

[Mr Eagle]

Well, once we get past your grammatically incorrect I (it needs to be in capital lettering), we can also find the lack of punctuation at the conclusion of your sentence quite shocking in a post devoted to bagging someone for grammat[strike]t[/strike]ical imperfection. But hey, that's only something you learn in grade 2, BILC[strike],[/strike]. Y[strike]y[/strike]ou have a while to go before you have to worry about that.

Amateur.

 

[Mobbs]

How come you added a t to only instance of grammatical, Mr Eagle?

Anyways, we all know the correct word is Grammatorous, just the way Sheena Easton sings it.

 

[Mr Eagle]

How come you added a t to only instance of grammatical, Mr Eagle?

Actually it's a struck-out second T from Zainta's post... but Ts don't play nicely with strike-through formatting

 

[Mobbs]

Gotcha.

 

[Reardo]

Gotcha.

You mean "Got you".

 

[Mobbs]

I am a sexomatic venus freak when I'm witchu.

 

[BILC]

No, that I'm used to. But **** with grammar and you're going down!!

Ok Zainta, ill make sure I dont 4x asterisk with grammar.

 

[Mobbs]

star* or asterisk*

 

[BILC]

Thats what it says.

 

[Zainta]

Amateur.

I'm a victim of the smartarsekarmaitis disease.

 

[Mr Eagle]

I'm a victim of the smartarsekarmaitis disease.

Aren't we all?

 

[BILC]

I'm pretty sure when i signed my SFA contract it said that you must have that disease to be drafted?

 

[Mobbs]

Nearly every thread in this forum is currently going really badly

 

[Mr Eagle]

Nearly every thread in this forum is currently going really badly

And by bad, you mean good, right?