Fattest AFL player

[The Nostradamus]

Tommy Porkins

 

[MOLTEN GANGLANDS]

steven sziller

 

[yyou]

Was big Sarah Tex Perkins, not sure if anyone will pick her up for this next season though.

Well written post
I got 3 interpretations there

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[Magpie03]

Lance Whitnall always struggled with his weight and having bad knees only added to it but was one hell of a footballer

 

[Cotchins Hair Piece]

A confidential source told me that Sarah Perkins carbo-loads pre-game on a KFC 20 piece bucket and J McGovern doesn’t mind a few Whoppers with cheese post-game. He’s not a fan of the chunky cut fries though. Make of it what you will.

 

[Heathen]

A confidential source told me that Sarah Perkins carbo-loads pre-game on a KFC 20 piece bucket and J McGovern doesn’t mind a few Whoppers with cheese post-game. He’s not a fan of the chunky cut fries though. Make of it what you will.

Who wants KFC?

 

[Boogers]

Ablett's as fat as a fool. Look at his gut and love handles. LOL

 

[Ambrosia]

Good to see the fat blokes dominate. Had him best on ground

 

[Aussie_boy]

Ablett's as fat as a fool. Look at his gut and love handles. LOL

Thought the same, good on him I say. Could play at 120kg and would probably still be a level above half the blokes out there.

 

[blackcat]

fremantle James Walker
#speedendurance ala bolt

edit: I thought fastest AFL player

RussellEbertHandball

tho if Carlton FF wins gf sprint Brendan Fevolva albeit a mickey-mouse appearance 'race' , I would like to see fit Buddy with stride length now down James Walker. I think they gap Fev by 10 metres

 

[Saucery]

Got to be the greatest player to ever play the game.

 

[blackcat]

Good to see him staying active during the lockdown.

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Mark Occhilupo circa ’90

 

[WilloTree]

I was at an Ess V Freo game many years ago and Ess were flogging us so I started chatting to the bloke next to me. He said he was fairly new to AFL being from NSW and then out of the blue he said:

Random Dude: Hey Mate, who's that big fella there playing for Essendon?
Me: Dean Rioli. He's pretty good.
(pause)
Random Dude: Crikey. He looks like two blokes have tried to sqeeze into one poor fella's pants.

Beer came out my nose.

 

[soupofficial]

New entrant: Lewis Taylor

 

[The Nostradamus]

Sean darcy

 

[BBC1967]

Eddie McGuire...he does play for Collingwood Right?

 

[MVille Swan]

New entrant: Lewis Taylor

Yes, it's been noted here in Sydney that Lewis' jumper is a bit tight around the middle....

 

[lumpinee]

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jack mihocek ?

 

[lumpinee]

Tom Boyd in 2016,lugging around 1.5mil @ 21 yrs of age sure made him the AFL's highest paid fat cat
a less deserving fat cat was Israel Falou in 2013...a cool mil to do pretty much f*** ALL
under Demitriou the crooks' watch

 

[lumpinee]

I know this is for AFL players but for pure sports people surely Serena wins this contest. Her Ar$e is massive and she hasn’t retired yet. She’ll make Stewie Dew look like Paul Callery

you mean 'his' arse is massive

 

[00Stinger]

New entrant: Lewis Taylor

I legit didn't even realize he was on an AFL list

 

[Del165198]

How does the original poster get away with having an avatar of a naked kid?

 

[megadeth92]

One of the great things about Our Game is that it's a broad church. Tall players, short players, flighty runners, pack burrowers. We love them all, don't we.

And since this is Big Footy, it's time to create a big, wide space to discuss who the fattest players are in the AFL today. Ones who are defying their club's exasperated sports scientists and fitness staff. The players whose figure-hugging guernseys don't keep nearly enough secrets. The ones whose sweat drains from their torsos and inner thighs through a detailed network of fat roll creases and trenches. These are the men who we celebrate. These are the men who get the people through turnstiles that they themselves aren't easily able to fit through.

If you become short of breath pondering your response to this thread, just sit down for a few minutes and relax have a choccie milk. Unlike the players you're seeking to list, you won't be penalised for arriving at the contest 10 seconds late.

This thread accepts all types. Whether you're a Jack Stringer type operator, who is a bit too girthsome to run away from sexual misconduct allegations, or whether you're more of a Kayle Kirby type, whose cardiologist doesn't want your curvaceous form moving anywhere at faster than a walk, just be yourself.

 

[megadeth92]

He's probably already been mentioned but North Melbourne ruckman from the 1970s, the late Mick Nolan aka the Galloping Gasometer was 18 stone during his playing days.

 

[Hot Diggity]

Stewie Dew had them all covered in his heyday.