Fave footy terminology

[Carringbush2010]

I love commentary from broadcasters, players and fans alike that paint a picture of what is happening on the field.

I'll start with these:

• Work in the phone box
• Clean hands
• From outside 50
• Raking left foot
• In range
• surgical precision
• Shanked it
• In tight
• Down the line
• Outnumbering at the contest
• Behind the ball

Please add

 

[HTT]

Swarming pressure

Underground handball

Hits up

Searching kick

 

[Thrawn]

Chaos ball.

 

[Carringbush2010]

Chaos ball.

That's a ripper!

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Chaos ball.

I'm not a fan of that because it makes me think of Dwayne Russell, who I think of as the worst there is. He also gives us

- shake and bake (ARRRRGH!! how American!0
- from the paint
- you bet there is
- thats the killer blow
- crazy good, you bet it is, one of the goals of the year!!
- out of this world
- it's party time
- this will bring the house down
- this could be huge

 

[Thrawn]

I'm not a fan of that because it makes me think of Dwayne Russell, who I think of as the worst there is. He also gives us

- shake and bake (ARRRRGH!! how American!0
- from the paint
- you bet there is
- thats the killer blow
- crazy good, you bet it is, one of the goals of the year!!
- out of this world
- it's party time
- this will bring the house down
- this could be huge

I was being sarcastic.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

I was being sarcastic.

straight over my little head

 

[kirbatron]

straight over my little head

you bet it was

 

[blitzer]

That was a great catch.

 

[Kipz]

Caress it down someone's throat

 

[Paganism mark II]

I'm not a fan of that because it makes me think of Dwayne Russell, who I think of as the worst there is. He also gives us

- shake and bake (ARRRRGH!! how American!0
- from the paint
- you bet there is
- thats the killer blow
- crazy good, you bet it is, one of the goals of the year!!
- out of this world
- it's party time
- this will bring the house down
- this could be huge

If you’ve just joined us
This for a game high lead

 

[Paganism mark II]

Think of this in your best Sandy Roberts voice....
It’s away to the left, and through for 1 behind

 

[The_Eagles]

... stacks on the mill

 

[Carringbush2010]

Think of this in your best Sandy Roberts voice....
It’s away to the left, and through for 1 behind

Oh my hat!

 

[BallaratBulldog]

"He does the Beyonce' , to the left! to the left! Goals it".
- Derwayne

 

[PrinceCharles]

This thread has me oddly aroused.

 

[Tbonefreo]

This thread has me oddly aroused.

Same.

Derrwayne has grown on me to the point where im happy he is commentating our matches. He is far far better than Sandy. That guy is a penis

 

[Teen Wolf]

I always like it when the Coalface gets a mention.

And whenever coaches refer to their players as cattle is another favourite of mine.

 

[half_back_flank]

The gold campaigners - Gerard Healy

 

[Stratton_Gun]

Joe the Goose

 

[PrinceCharles]

Same.

Derrwayne has grown on me to the point where im happy he is commentating our matches. He is far far better than Sandy. That guy is a penis

Sandy just has no idea what's happening or who anybody is.

 

[Carringbush2010]

One more;

On the up

 

[Halftimehero]

Clunked it
Worm burner
Daisy cutter

 

[Halftimehero]

Two way running

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Same.

Derrwayne has grown on me to the point where im happy he is commentating our matches. He is far far better than Sandy. That guy is a penis

If Derrwayne is on, it's sound down. I can't have him, I'd rather listen to BT.