Feel the Teal - The Ana Ivanovic appreciation thread

[Spadge]

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[PowerCafe]

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Twins, separated at birth???

 

[Dalphonso]

1 threesome with Ana Ivanovic and Maria Sharapova thanks

More chance with Amelie Mauresmo and Martina Navratilova although you may be given a forehand then a backhand off the bed and be left remaining with your deuce.

 

[Power Pete]

I've just hit the underside of my desk!

With what! LOL

 

[Toots Hibbert]

Oh no!!!!

No, no, no, no, noooo!

Ana has been knocked out of the Open by Gisela Dulko.

http://www.anaivanovic.com/?path=start/news&detailpage=1755

I'm appalled.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

Are you going to request a minute's silence? The glamazon factor has taken a beating with Maria Sharapova exiting in the first round.

 

[Toots Hibbert]

I don't care for Sharapova. There's a place for women to scream but it's not the tennis court.

 

[Spadge]

I don't care for Sharapova. There's a place for women to scream but it's not the tennis court.

she can scream when she slaps my balls any time she wants

 

[Toots Hibbert]

What a pity Ana's play wasn't as good as her looks.

 

[RangaInTeal]

What a pity Ana's play wasn't as good as her looks.

She is truely amazing!

Adam Scott well played!

 

[Ford Fairlane]

i'm also a big fan of caroline wozniacki

Lost today 4-6 3-6 to Li Na of China.

 

[Schulzenfest]

Am I the only one who's not really seeing what all the fuss is about with Ivanovic? I wouldn't say no, but she's not really drop dead gorgeous or anything.

That Caroline girl on the other hand ... *insert tennis related sexual innuendo here*. And that's not the only thing I'd insert.

 

[Toots Hibbert]

I see that Russian slag Nadia Petrova is still going.

I've loathed her since a couple of years ago when she sulked and pouted while down against Australian novice Casey Dellacqua. She then blatantly faked an injury (it wasn't just my opinion, the commentators were thinking the same). When she came back out Casey had lost her momentum and when Petrova hit the front the smiles and gloating looks to her support staff made me want to spew.

She's butt ugly too.

 

[Toots Hibbert]

Am I the only one who's not really seeing what all the fuss is about with Ivanovic? I wouldn't say no, but she's not really drop dead gorgeous or anything.

That Caroline girl on the other hand ... *insert tennis related sexual innuendo here*. And that's not the only thing I'd insert.

 

[MP_]

I think Gopower realises he has no chance with anna seeing as so many are after her so has decided to focus on my future mistress caroline.

 

[Schulzenfest]

I think Gopower realises he has no chance with anna seeing as so many are after her so has decided to focus on my future mistress caroline.

Of course. Because I have a HUGE chance with some hottie from Poland (I assume) who I'd never even heard of before yesterday.

 

[Spadge]

this is Caroline Wozniacki afer she heard i was married

its ok Caroline im sure my wife wouldnt mind

 

[Toots Hibbert]

I see that Russian slag Nadia Petrova is still going....

In a modest victory for aesthetics the merely unattractive Justine Henin has defeated the supremely ugly Nadia Petrova.

Hip hip hooray. As I mentioned earlier I can't stand that slag Petrova who is a flaky cheat.

BTW we need to get our facts straight with regard to Andy Murray. He's SCOTTISH. Not a pom. I'm concerned he'll win a grand slam one of these years. Hopefully he'll get knocked out in the semifinal but I suspect he'll get the better of Cilic and would also have been too good for Roddick. I'll have to bank on Federer to the job in the final. Nothing against him personally but I can just imagine the Brits jumping all over this when he does crack a major.

 

[Toots Hibbert]

OK it comes down to this:-

Of the three women left in contention Zheng Jie is reasonable looking and wears nice clothes, Henin is awfully plain looking and Serena Williams is plainly awful looking.

Go Zheng Jie.