Off-topic Festivas songs: Good ones only.

[Jazny]

It's lovely spending Christmas with family and also my friends on the world wide interweb.

 

[Jazny]

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

It's lovely spending Christmas with family and also my friends on the world wide interweb.

Don't give any money to those Nigerian Princes.

 

[Electronic_Renaissance]

It's lovely spending Christmas with family and also my friends on the world wide interweb.

I see them so often that it isn't much of a big deal. No arguing and fighting and that would be considered a successful Christmas.

Christmas is no time for arguing and fighting. Can't we have at least on peaceful day each year?

 

[LightTower4]

 

[Dinsdale]

The ironing of a gold digging diva singing a Christmas song about being non-materialistic. As if she doesn't already have enough money.

Do people actually buy and listen to this s**t? It's a s**t song and done to death.

Didnt she try to copyright it recently? Poor thing got laughed out of court

 

[Tyler Durden007]

 

[Reppie]

 

[Reppie]

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

I see them so often that it isn't much of a big deal. No arguing and fighting and that would be considered a successful Christmas.

Christmas is no time for arguing and fighting. Can't we have at least on peaceful day each year?

Nope.

#ChristmasSux
#BanChristmas

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

 

[Jetafl]

 

[Grin]

I see them so often that it isn't much of a big deal. No arguing and fighting and that would be considered a successful Christmas.

Christmas is no time for arguing and fighting. Can't we have at least on peaceful day each year?

Nope.

I with EJ here. My old man always used to say that it's not Christmas until there's blood.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

I with EJ here. My old man always used to say that it's not Christmas until there's blood.

Your Father was a great and wise man indeed

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

My main takeaway of this great tune is that Santa knows when you're taking a dump and will gun you down if you've been naughty ! Just like in America

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

These are the greatest.

 

[Mr Blicavs]

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

It certainly was for George Michael, he died on Christmas Day lol

 

[Twoslabs]

Christmas time is here again, Macc Lads have a ball,
All the crack are stood in line and shagged against the wall
Lots of ale and Christmas snogs and puking up in the Bear's Head bogs
Jingle bells, Muttley smells, Beater's on his back
Stez has got a hard-on and he's shagging all the crack

Beater found 300 johnnies in his Christmas stocking,
We didn't see him 'til New Year's Eve, he was off to do some ****ing
One thing Beater doesn't know, we shagged his mum under the mistletoe
Jingle bells, ****ing hell, party every night
Macc Lads go out shagging every crack in sight

Got a kaleidoscope from Aunty Dot, and I had to thank her
Got **** all from Uncle Bob, coz he's a ****ing w***er
Lots to eat, films on telly, time to get your fingers smelly
Jingle bells, jingle bells, where's the mistletoe?
Macc Lads go out drinking and puking in the snow

 

[Plugger35]

We've gotta make room for Andy Dick!!!

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

When I was a little Boy
I asked my mother what should I be
Should I be Collingwood
Should I be Carlton
This is what she said to me
Wash your mouth out son
And Take your father's gun
And shoot the Collingwood Scum
WE HATE COLLINGWOOD
WE HATE COLLINGWOOD
WE HATE COLLINGWOOD

 

[No eye deer]

 

[Pistol Night]

 

[smasha]

 

[smasha]